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It was a usual night at the office. Just my indian v-dashes, slaving their ass off for minimum wage and doing unpaid overtime as usual. After they all went back to their tiny shared appartments, I decided to take a shower in the office gym. The showers, roomy with their black tiled floors and walls, were actually a very relaxing and a spiritual moment for me when I wanted to escape from the smell of soul-penetrating currynigger I had to spend my time during the day in. As I undressed, I lighted a few scented candles and placed them in a pentagram in front of a picture of Steve Ballmer. After all, he was the true OG CEO of Microsoft. Blessed by His display, I entered the showers. I adjusted the temperature from 'Mumbai' to 'Ballmer', the increase of temperature always makes me sweat and forget about the the stupid KPIs I still had to get signed off. As the water drips down my body and flows over my genitals, I cannot help getting erect. The warm Ballmeresque water stimulates the tip of my penis and I simply cannot resist. Just a few tugs, not more. "Enjoying ourselves, I see?". A tingle runs down my spine. That voice. Could it be? No, impossible. I turn my head towards the voice. A large, heavy built ex-CEO stands in the opening of the shower, his belly barely exposing his large-shapen manhood. "Seems you're due for a promotion soon", he says as he starts walking towards me, sweat already dripping from his nipples before he even takes the first step. "H-hi", I stumble for words. "Don't worry, I can make sure you get that fat paycheck. But first..." he grabs my cock "a little something in return." He tugs me off for a moment, I want to resist, but his grip is too strong... and it feels good too. He stops, grabs my ass and turns me around. "Now, for a little good old fashioned Windows ME". A sharp stab in the rear. I feel it entering. I resist a little, but his thrust is too strong. Faster and faster. "DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS"
 
Anyone got a good recipe for alfredo sauce? I made one with some canned mushroom soup and milk for an alfredo shrimp pasta, and while it was really good, I think there was something... off. Any help at all is appreciated!
 
Pasta needs to be coated immediately after draining it or it will get clumpy, sauce, butter, oil, whatever, just get something on it quickly.
That's wrong.

Your water should already have olive oil in it and the issue becomes moot.

Anyone got a good recipe for alfredo sauce? I made one with some canned mushroom soup and milk for an alfredo shrimp pasta, and while it was really good, I think there was something... off. Any help at all is appreciated!
Heavy cream instead of milk.
 
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Jesus did HolyCope Hogan invite a bunch of his dumb fuck reddit friends to the site in the last 2 weeks? I have noticed an uptick of people repeating stupid shit like "MUH POLLING BIDEN WINNING!!!!! DUMPH IS FINISHED lately.
 
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