Pastadome - A place for friends who are being too friendly in other threads.

[sodaboard]

hello yes please post pasta recipes i am hungry

 

[Skelboen]

hello yes please post pasta recipes i am hungry

Here's a great one YOU would enjoy. Just for you, because you're a Special Snowflake:

- Bring 5L of lightly salted water to a boil
- Add 400g of linguine when at a rolling boil, swirling and separating with a fork
- Cook for 8-10 minutes until al dente
- Strain over the sink in a colander with cold water running, mixing with hands to prevent noodles from sticking together
- Throw it on your filthy dirt-and-cat-hair covered kitchen floor. Bitch, do you live like this?
- Eat if off the floor like the filthy fucking animal you are. You savage dirty animal. Filthy. You should be ashamed
- No using utensils faggot. Oh you've got some fancy olive oil mommy gave you, faggot? You like being greasy don't you?
- Smash that bottle on the ground and roll around so all that filth and glass sticks to you. Filth attracts filth you dirty cunt
- Grind some of that fancy pepper and pink salt in your eyes so you can cry more, little bitch. Quit crying but also cry more
- Your dad would be so upset. After everything he's done for you? Look at you. You make me sick. You make everyone sick

Bon appetit. God created everyone equal except for you specifically. You are a bad, shitty person and you should feel bad and expect nothing in life but pain and suffering

We never planned for you and your birth was a mistake

 

[JustSomeDong]

Its not really a fight when the other guy is unarmed. Its just beating up on a toddler.

looks like two speds fighting over a dirty, half sucked tootsie pop thats been stuck to the carpet of the sped room for 3 weeks...

at least, thats what it looks like from where im sitting.

 

[AndIMissYou]

+1 to my post cunt

 

[Tablet County]

Welcome to the fucking Pastadome

Bodacious cowboys such as your friend will never be welcome here high in the Pastadome.

 

[Kill Mitts]

hey guys what is this about i have no idea!

 

[Skelboen]

hey guys what is this about i have no idea!

You don't understand because you're not mentally equipped to deal with this, and never will be. You were born stupid and will remain stupid for the rest of your miserable life

I think it's a thread for normally nice people to lash out and release their anger or something

 

[Kill Mitts]

You were born stupid and will remain stupid for the rest of your miserable life

it's pretty awesome i just had sex with my girlfriend and we're gonna get tacos

 

[Skelboen]

it's pretty awesome i just had sex with my girlfriend and we're gonna get tacos

Enjoy it while it lasts. Your girlfriend is going to get old and fat and you'll eventually get erectile disfunction. All that salty taco shit will give you heart disease where you die at 38 and leave behind an unmarried hambeast with 3 kids who will grow up never knowing their dad. Your death means nothing on the cosmic scale, and your family will struggle to remember you ~2 years after your death when some Mexican re-marries your wife and pops out another 4 kids

I'm so sorry but we have to fight here. Call me a faggot or something