Parkour civilization - Minecraft machinima about a society centered around parkour

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Rudy Coleman

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Here in parkour civilization nobody choses to jump for the beef

Parkour civilization is an absolutely spine chilling genre defining bone tingling aryan slow burn terrifying jumpscare 'jak driven atmosphere oozing a24 released trope subverting dark and eerie gut wrenching aesthetically heavy craft gradual escalation soul shaking dread inducing post horror suspenseful build up a “say more with less” approach blood curdling kino keyed nerve wracking nail biting jaw clenching free of cheap gore kuz, soot, doll and froot approved snopes verified reuters verified ‘zelling free coal killing cobson loving fauci approved pro science truth uncovering jannie decimating glowie zapping vtuber chudding schizophrenic 4cuck killing shitter crashing discoal erasing ‘coinslot closing NAS free anti meds soylent free wholesome pupperino west rising heavenly holy sharty saving IAS gemerald minecraft machinima.

Initially gaining traction on ticktok or whatever. Evbo's magnum opus series has gained immense popularity in the past week or so earning its place in the annals of youtube history among titans such as the annoying orange and red vs blue. A snippet of the first minute of the full movie went viral showcasing the ridiculous but surprisingly deep world building where everything in this oppressive feudal society is paid for and determined using parkour. Evbo. our protagonist, who narrates everything as if he was making a video about an actual server, giving the series an added layer of believability. Pays for the biggest house among his fellow noobs by preforming a difficult jump at risk of dying, The series has been praised by teenagers and twitter artists on twitter for its scathing critique of our own society with its plot line following evbo's struggle to climb up the ladder of the social hierarchy by completing parkour challenges and battling others to defend his title and write every wrong by becoming the parkour god. All while learning the history and various customs of the respective social echelons. Whether any of this shit is good at all is up to you tbh

Part 2 exists also
He also has another series based on pvp in the same style
 
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I watched it months ago, it was actually really good and I enjoyed it more than I expected. When I first started watching YouTube I used to watch Minecraft machinimas, a lot of them were terrible and made by random kids with shitty mics but I still loved watching them, maybe that's the reason why I liked Evbo's Parkours Civilization
I will say this, I didn't really like the way the story gets spoon-fed to the viewer, but I'll excuse it since Evbo isn't making some sort of a "Hollywood film", it's just a simple Minecraft story with a pretty dumb premise
 
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Nope. Not watching it. Ignored Harlem Shake, ignored Gangnam Style, ignored Despacito, ignored everything MrBeast, ignored all vTumors, ignored Skibidi Toilet. I'm perfectly fine, thanks. Another word to mute on xitter until zoomers discover a new fucking fad.
 
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Nope. Not watching it. Ignored Harlem Shake, ignored Gangnam Style, ignored Despacito, ignored everything MrBeast, ignored all vTumors, ignored Skibidi Toilet. I'm perfectly fine, thanks. Another word to mute on xitter until zoomers discover a new fucking fad.
I relate to Eustace more every day
 
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Nope. Not watching it. Ignored Harlem Shake, ignored Gangnam Style, ignored Despacito, ignored everything MrBeast, ignored all vTumors, ignored Skibidi Toilet. I'm perfectly fine, thanks. Another word to mute on xitter until zoomers discover a new fucking fad.
I do the same, I'm proud to say I do my best to avoid slop for fools.
 
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Nope. Not watching it. Ignored Harlem Shake, ignored Gangnam Style, ignored Despacito, ignored everything MrBeast, ignored all vTumors, ignored Skibidi Toilet. I'm perfectly fine, thanks. Another word to mute on xitter until zoomers discover a new fucking fad.

 
Watched like half of it last night before I went to sleep, it was pretty good. Gonna finish it tonight and maybe start part 2
 
>1 minute and 24 seconds in
>"In my neighborhood, pretty much everyone has fallen into the Void and died. Except for the guy who lives right next to me, he's been my neighbor for five years!"
>*camera pans to said neighbor trying to jump for the beef and instantly fucking dying*


i can't lie kiwibros, i laughed my fucking ass off at this. maybe the alphababies are onto something
 
It had something interesting going on, but the narrator beating you over the head with the same information over and over again was legitimately draining to watch.
 
what part did you like the most?
The twist where you learn that there's levels above being a parkour pro and that evbo was going to have to climb the ranks further was cool to me. Ending was great too.
It had something interesting going on, but the narrator beating you over the head with the same information over and over again was legitimately draining to watch.
I saw people saying that it was originally episodic which is why there are so many recaps in it.
 
I decided to watch it after some streamer I follow talked positively about it. I have to remind myself that I watch streamer because they are entertaining, not because they have good tastes. This "movie" brainrot of the worst kind. I was able watch roughly 10 minutes (the first arc) before I couldn't take it anymore. And then youtube kept recommending me the video, so I blocked the channel.

The idea is not bad, I found it quite interesting, actually. It's an unique take on the "sports shounen" where the whole world takes a sport way too serious, and everything revolves around it, like (Yugioh, Pokemon, Bayblade, etc...), it could have been good it the presentation wasn't so brain dead.
There is no down time, everything is told in detail in order to keep the viewers constantly engaged you are not trusted to actually pay attention to what is happening on screen.
The worst part is that the narration is done in the "Mr.Beast" style where everything is pronounced in the most exciting way possible with 4th grade vocabulary. It's just obnoxious and tiresome.
 
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