PACKING FOR VACATION!!!

[boops]

The way she talks about her cat is so... materialistic? childish? I don't know, but it rubs me the wrong way.

 

[Panboys Probation Officer]

Amber sold her 3ds and her ipod for a cat.
Her and Necky have to go to walmart - what a shock
What exactly is Amber's style? Old woman? Fat? 13 year old girl?
Necky doesn't trust hotel supplies.
Necky is extra white! She is Irish, English, Dutch, TWO kinds of Indian and Spanish!
Amber is Portuguese and a lil bit Irish so she looks like a complete white whale.
Necky wishes she was riding a scooter like Hamber. We're gonna have scooty puff races soon y'all!
Amber is so precise when she's packing y'all. Maybe that's what she uses all the fucking journals for?
Yooooo the lighting is making Amber look yellow! Spoilers - Hambeast you are yellow cause you're jaundice.
Amber is trying to decide when she should shower. Most likely, she can't decide so she won't at all.
Amber's life is boring and bland. Gorl, we know - Everyone only watches you cause you're pushing 600 elbees.

 

[classtrash]

She's a cute dainty little Portuguese princess in her eyes. She doesn't look portuguese nor does she even look "soooo super irish white." She looks like she's been rolling around in the garden because the diabetes is kicking into high gear.

She showed us everything in her cart except the Red Baron French Bread Pizza singles that she huffed down the moment she got home. Girl isn't shy to show her butt cream but doesn't show the pizzas. Hey Amber, what gives?

 

[BillionaireBrat]

She's a cute dainty little Portuguese princess in her eyes. She doesn't look portuguese nor does she even look "soooo super irish white." She looks like she's been rolling around in the garden because the diabetes is kicking into high gear

Does she think that the beetus brown tinge to her body is the glow of her healthy, youthful, exotic Portuguese skin?

 

[Synthwave]

My gawd with the Spanish-Native-Irish-English-European-Portuguese, you are ’Murican and that’s that. You are both white chicks from Bumfuck, get over yourselves.

 

[meepmapmop]

Kinda disappointed she didn't buy the pink rainbow bag with little smiley sunshines.... it was garish, childish, and totally inappropriate for someone over 15... perfect style for our gorl!!!

 

[ADHD]

I tapped out when she started cackling ~2 min in.

 

[Stanley_Buttkiss]

Found the perfect duffle bag for her.

 

[melissarendato]

You look white because you *are* white

 

[BillionaireBrat]

You look white because you *are* white

Does she want to add "person of colour" to the long list of reasons why she's a victim in such a cruel world?

 

[hank hill]

More of her obvious crush on Eric is showcased on this video.

 

[497]

when Becky said her back hurts and she wishes she can ride a scooter she probably meant she wishes someone could help out with chores and drive her places so she could get a break. I know...Becky put herself in that situation. Maybe she didn't think AL was really going for 600 pound life though.

 

[SweetDee]

Individual toothbrushes and Prep-H...

Her (lack of) personal hygiene is becoming nightmare fuel.

 

[666EVE666]

I wonder if the haemorrhoid cream in her basket is for herself or for Ricky?

Don’t forget the Summers Eve deodorant spray and wipes. Probably why she said “deodorants” then teehee corrected herself with “deodorant”

 

[SweetDee]

Well... I suppose it's heartening if she's actually wiping her bits.

 

[hotcheetospuffs]

Don’t forget the Summers Eve deodorant spray and wipes. Probably why she said “deodorants” then teehee corrected herself with “deodorant”

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And that looks like Suave Clinical deodorant too, the strongest you can buy, compare to prescription strength.

 

[Dorsia.Reservation]

Don’t forget the Summers Eve deodorant spray and wipes. Probably why she said “deodorants” then teehee corrected herself with “deodorant”

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I love when death fats think the Summers Eve spray covers up their total lack of intimate hygiene.

No, no it does not!

 

[ricecake]

Well... I suppose it's heartening if she's actually wiping her bits.

Someone is hoping to get lucky on this trip. Even landwhales enjoy vacation sex.

 

[sperginity]

At the start of the video it really seemed like twinkie was too fat to jump on amberlynns lap OR twinkie was jumping up only to realize amberlynn is too fat to have a lap to jump on to (or bolth?)

 

[Sir Auroras]

Where is she even going? No, I didn't watch. Not in the mood for whale watching.

Someone is hoping to get lucky on this trip. Even landwhales enjoy vacation sex.

Jesus Christ, I feel bad for the poor guy she pays to get within 20 feet of her.