Oscars 2025

[Introvertigo]

Best Visual Effects: Dune Part 2

 

[AllieKat]

Anna de Armas is so fucking gorgeous.

 

[AllieKat]

Probably something related to Ukraine or Palestine, I think they had a "no world politics" clause this year (that's why the Anora person said something in Russian. If they said it in English, they'd have been muted immediately).

Then how did that old skank Darryl Hannah get away with "Slava Ukrani"?

 

[Introvertigo]

Best Live Action Short Film: I'm Not A Robot

 

[Eventide]

Then how did that old skank Darryl Hannah get away with "Slava Ukrani"?

She said it not in English. They probably thought she was thanking someone named Slava.

 

[Mr. Zed da Robot Poon Fed]

Wow, I forgot this was even happening.

Well, back to doing my own shit now.

 

[Prester John]

Best Original Song. The awfully translated El Mal song from Emilia Perez.

Jesus Christ.

Award goes to "The Bad" song.

 

[Nicholas II of Russia]

Award goes to "The Bad" song.

Heyooo.

 

[Introvertigo]

Best Cinematography: The Brutalist

 

[Doctor of Autism]

Best Cinematography: The Brutalist

And that's the fifth category that Emilia Perez lost

 

[Doctor of Autism]

I'M STILL HERE WON BEST FOREIGN FILM

EMILIA PEREZ BROS, HOW DO WE RECOVER

 

[Prester John]

I'M STILL HERE WON BEST FOREIGN FILM

EMILIA PEREZ BROS, HOW DO WE RECOVER

They can still claim tranny victory (and stick it to the Catholics) with Conclave.

 

[Po's Cootah]

I'M STILL HERE WON BEST FOREIGN FILM

EMILIA PEREZ BROS, HOW DO WE RECOVER

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! A SUCCESS IN BOX OFFICES, CRITICAL ACCLAIM, AND 50 AWARDS! SUCK IT, MILITARY DICTATORSHIP WORSHIPPERS!

 

[Nicholas II of Russia]

And this was one of the most important awards to win, so congrats to the Brazilians for this.

 

[AllieKat]

So much for the no politics rule. Conan O'Brien how about you fuck off to a Ukranian trench.

Ok this dude who won best score is heavily autistic and gay.

 

[Introvertigo]

Best Score: The Brutalist

 

[Doctor of Autism]

OH NO EMILIA PEREZ BROS

KARLA WILL SURELY WIN BEST ACTRESS

WE CAN SURELY GET BEST DIRECTOR AND BEST PICTURE TOO

 

[#lurker]

Muh nigga Emilia is being robbed.

 

[AllieKat]

Why do we have to have a dedicated nigger in memoriam?

 

[Sinner's Sandwich]

Don't worry the Emilia tranny can win an oscar for best 41% next year.