Operation Tupacalypse Operation Tupacalypse General Thread / Archive Thread

[Ivan Komarov]

https://twitter.com/IcyPlayboi69/status/495631476747403265
Tupacalypse thread is getting crowded so I made a new one.
Eli is about to FINISH THE FIGHT on the prime minister.

 

[LOLlolcow]

I've kind of...given up sleeping to follow what he's doing. This is too good.

 

[CatParty]

https://twitter.com/IcyPlayboi69/status/495631476747403265
Tupacalypse thread is getting crowded so I made a new one.
Eli is about to FINISH THE FIGHT on the prime minister.

Merged

 

[Dutchbash]

NOOOO

 

[MurcDusen]

What? I call bullshit! What is supposed to be happening? What could he possibly do? I really wanna know now... maybe it turns out we were Eli all along? Tupac was dead the whole time? The tweets came from within the building?

 

[Organic Fapcup]

RIP Eli. Seriously this time.

 

[Flowers For Sonichu]

Supposing he's actually trying to buy a gun not just stringing Jace along for money how are these attempts to buy a gun going? Is he just walking up to IDF dudes waving his Islams about and pointing at their guns?

Even if Eli miraculously finds a clandestine arms dealer, he's not going to be able to afford a gun on the black market in a freakin' warzone with the pittance Jace sent him. A good AK47 runs for about $2,500 in Syria and you know Eli spent half of that money on hash already.

 

[Zim]

Woke up to this tweet on my phone. I'm going to have to go back through this thread and see what I missed so far.

Oh Shiite!

 

[Idi Amin]

Even if Eli miraculously finds a clandestine arms dealer, he's not going to be able to afford a gun on the black market in a freakin' warzone with the pittance Jace sent him. A good AK47 runs for about $2,500 in Syria and you know Eli spent half of that money on hash already.

I still don't understand why he thinks it is going to be so easy to assassinate the former prime minister of Palestine. Usually, these Arab politicians who engage directly against the Zionist entity usually live underground due to fears of getting killed by an Israeli drone or missile strike.

Christ, I'd really love to know what type of "intel" this guy has gotten.

 

[NeetBoy]

A reckoning is at hand...

 

[Jaimas]

I still don't understand why he thinks it's going to be so easy to assassinate the former prime minister of Palestine. Usually, these Arab politicians who engage directly against the Zionist entity usually live underground due to fears of getting killed by an Israeli drone or missile strike.

Christ, I'd really love to know what type of "intel" this guy has gotten.

If rumors are to be believed, semi-religious hallucinations after snorting a mixture of Drano and Powdred Flintstones Vitamins.

 

[Duke Nukem]

Woke up to this tweet on my phone. I'm going to have to go back through this thread and see what I missed so far.

So he's going to do this after all.

 

[ULTIMATEPRIMETIME]

I really would like to know who he thinks the prime minister is and how he thinks he's going to kill him.

 

[CWCissey]

I really would like to know who he thinks the prime minister is and how he thinks he's gong to kill him.

You've seen the Dark Knight haven't you? Remember the Joker's pencil trick?

 

[Duke Nukem]

I really would like to know who he thinks the prime minister is and how he thinks he's gong to kill him.

This guy:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ismail_Haniyeh

And with this weapon:

Spoiler

 

[Arctic]

Wikipedia actually does have some reliable info on Ismail's location.

 

[That's Our Lolcow]

The twist is that Eli is actually in the desert after being kicked out of Gaza, and he's having a mirage.

 

[MurcDusen]

The twist is that Eli is actually in the desert after being kicked out of Gaza, and he's having a mirage.

That would mean he got into Gaza in the first place, and that's pretty much impossible. Maybe it's got something to do with that weed he got in Tel-Aviv...

 

[The Knife's Husbando]

The twist is that Eli is actually in the desert after being kicked out of Gaza, and he's having a mirage.

I keep seeing Eli lying flat on his face in the desert, feebly pawing at his phone in the last stages of heatstroke....

"Commander Stryker. Mission Accomplished..I...I...Finished the Fight!" His head falls to the sand.

Ten feet away, a goat is staring at a crossbow bolt lodged in a fence post.

 

[That's Our Lolcow]

I keep seeing Eli lying flat on his face in the desert, feebly pawing at his phone in the last stages of heatstroke....

"Commander Stryker. Mission Accomplished..I...I...Finished the Fight!" His head falls to the sand.

Ten feet away, a goat is staring at a crossbow bolt lodged in a fence post.

OPERATION TUPACALYPSE directed by M. Night Shyamalan