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[Varis]

BREAKING NEWS FROM THE FRONT LINES

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Op notes:

* looks like Eli uses OKCupid
* No Fat Chicks unless they want to bone
* Eli's kind of chubby
* He Capitalizes Every Word On Dating Sites Too

When I thought this guy couldn't get any more disgusting...

#PussyMission

Kill yourself.

 

[Ariel]

Well he is Eli Da Playboi

 

[Pikonic]

Or maybe Eli is taking a leaf from Tyce's book and she's a sped.

I think Eli and Tyce are pretty close. Tyce calls special needs girls "easy pussy," so this is not impossible. It's actually rather possible, extremely possible. Probable, actually. Perhaps almost definite.

 

[Dr. Meme]

Hay Bitch Wats Ur Runscape?

 

[A-Stump]

No fat chicks

 

[Varis]

I think Eli and Tyce are pretty close. Tyce calls special needs girls "easy pussy," so this is not impossible. It's actually rather possible, extremely possible. Probable, actually. Perhaps almost definite.

He kind of looks like Tyce too. He seems to have the same disgusting neckbeard.

 

[4Macie]

You know the saying "the way into a man'a heart is through his stomach"? Well the way into a woman's heart is telling her shes got pretty hair n shit and that you don't have all day for her.

 

[Ahffline]

It's very telling how Eli mentions Deagle Nation to impress a chick, instead of, you know, college n shit.
Soldier on, Eli. You've still got to make it back to the U.S. of A. before you can think about engaging in any trench warfare.

 

[Seahorses]

It's very telling how Eli mentions Deagle Nation to impress a chick, instead of, you know, college n shit.
Soldier on, Eli. You've still got to make it back to the U.S. of A. before you can think about engaging in any trench warfare.

I tell girls I'm a Future Former Veteran Retired U.S Marine. It works everytime.

 

[Jaimas]

I tell girls I'm a Future Former Veteran Retired U.S Marine. It works everytime.

Clearly he's in the "Special" Forces.

 

[The Dude]

Eli hitting on chicks reminds me of this:

 

[Roger Rabbit]

Yo Bitch U Want Sum Fuck????

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[DrChristianTroy]

Eli hitting on chicks reminds me of this:

https://youtube.com/watch?v=WJq96xw9Yh4

This is what I was thinking but yours may be more accurate.

 

[Shrekolas Cage]

Has anyone found Eli's OKCupid profile yet?

 

[Trombonista]

Yeah, seriously, out of all the states you could choose, don't come here. We have nothing, it's dead nowhere's-ville.

Not true. You have a barbecue sauce my family likes called "Blazing Rectum."

 

[Cute Anime Girl]

I tell girls I'm a Future Former Veteran Retired U.S Marine. It works everytime.

If you REALLY want to get them soaking, tell them you're Artistic for life.

 

[Pikonic]

The six things I could never do without
Anything

Looks like Eli got a winner.

• Smoking? No

Uh oh! Looks like she ain't a fan of the #420

 

[Seahorses]

If you REALLY want to get them soaking, tell them you're Artistic for life.

What if I tell them I AM AN INTELLECTUAL!

 

[Jaimas]

Not true. You have a barbecue sauce my family likes called "Blazing Rectum."

You also have CORN!!!

 

[Ouija Board]

I had an OK Cupid profile but I deleted after I met the crazy SJW girl, so I would look for it but I don't feel like signing up at that site.