Ooooooooooo, dat's gotta hoit!

[Cyclonus]

There's a lot of videos I wanted to post on the videos of people dying thread but couldn't because, y'know, nobody actually dies. So this thread is for videos that make you wince like hell in sympathetic pain. Or laugh your head off.

Ah, the sweet nourishment of human stupidity.

 

[Cyclonus]

Oh, and not being able to embed age restricted videos fucking hurts too.

 

[Vingle]

Oh, and not being able to embed age restricted videos fucking hurts too.

It's just a dumbass jumping and landing on his butt. It was perfectly predictable and not worthy of any flinch.
If my cat was such a cunt, I would put it down without question. A friendly cat doesn't do shit like that.

 

[Cyclonus]

Serves the stupid bitch right for doing the ice bucket challenge. Remember that retarded shit? Great irony when her mum says she needs ice for the bump on her head though.

 

[Sped Xing]

People who think other people getting hurt is funny should provide more comedy for their inbred, like-minded friends.

Not because they're mean, but because they laugh at nothing.

 

[Meat Target]

People who think other people getting hurt is funny should provide more comedy for their inbred, like-minded friends.

Not because they're mean, but because they laugh at nothing.

Tragedy is when I stub my toe. Comedy is when you fall in a manhole and die.

 

[Horton Hears A Whore]

Film yourself leaping headlong into the pavement.

 

[Cyclonus]

Here's another ice bucket challenge with a twist ending.

 

[Cyclonus]

 

[XYZpdq]

[sid's leg breaking omitted for clarity]

 

[Cyclonus]

Remember Kevin Ware? He got a compound fracture just by landing slightly awkwardly after a jump. You can see the fucking bone poking out of the skin. I'm never jumping again.

 

[Big Boz]

Here's something for the winter season.

 

[Radical Cadre]

@Cyclonus Just post it in the death thread anyway. We'll appreciate it more than the FUCKING SHITHEAD NIGGERS in this thread.

Write up a funny blurb about how they died even though the obviously didn't and you'll be cool.

 

[Cyclonus]

Gotta love this. Some bitch pitches a fit in a fast food resteraunt and starts throwing food at the employee behind the counter. Said employee responds by smashing them in the face with a blender. This fucking news report tries to make her out to be a martyr, but I doubt there's any customer facing employee who hasn't thought of doing the same. The employee lost her job, but if it was me the satisfaction of breaking the stupid bitches face would have been more than worth it.