🧊 IP2 ONLYuseMEBLADE / Brian Risso - Serial Groper, Diabetic Alcoholic, ex call of duty content creator

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Blade has found a new passion
https://ip2always.win/p/11PVkNt7vH/blade-getting-inside-the-dumpste/c/
blade doing fire sales inside a dumpster with stop speeding. He deep dives into his life story
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blade attempts to leave the dumpster
https://ip2always.win/p/11PVkNtPAg/blade-getting-out-of-the-dumpste/c/

blade the autism whisperer

blade backing out of fire sales. Hes a real human bean that doesnt piss and poop his pants
https://ip2always.win/p/11PVkQ8Xqy/blade-talks-about-going-stage-5-/c/

also talking about Disney world makes him cry because his dad took him there when he had brain cancer as a kid
 
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Blade after drinking with Dope at 7:30 in the morning. He said needed to piss but never got up before falling asleep.

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Dope trying to use his taser to wake him up. At the time of writing this it seems ineffective, though Dope might be using it wrong.

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part 1:
laura vs blade and dope district

they call laura a nigger
https://ip2always.win/p/11PVkQ9N01/blade-bullying-laura-and-calling/c/

more blade and dope vs laura
https://ip2always.win/p/11PVkQ9Mzw/drunk-blade-vs-laura/c/

blade incel rage that laura wont fuck him
https://ip2always.win/p/11PVkQ9NCP/blade-going-full-incel-rage-and-/c/

blade tells laura to "get a bigger butt"
https://ip2always.win/p/11PVkQ9NOj/incels/c/

part 2:
full vid, if someone could archive this that would be awesome
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VLFIIwcpcwA&t=5576s
blade took dope districts bed, dope tries to get him off

dope tries to tase blade, it doesnt work
https://ip2always.win/p/11PVkQ9e78/lip-district-trying-to-taze-blad/c/

blade drools on himself, full retard
https://ip2always.win/p/11PVkQ9eFM/lip-district-draws-a-swastika-on/c/

dope shaves off blades ebrow, draws swasita on him
https://ip2always.win/p/11PVkQ9uxm/dope-shaves-blade-eye-brow-off/c/

round 2 of tasing, it still doesnt work
https://ip2always.win/p/11PVkQ9eNc/round-2-of-dope-shocking-blade-/c/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pgl3pBH61dk&feature=emb_title

dope drags blade off of his bed, it breaks the table
https://ip2always.win/p/11PVkQ9vQk/simp-lips-drags-blade-rv-cam/c/
https://ip2always.win/p/11PVkQ9vQg/lip-district-trying-to-drag-blad/c/

dope makes him an eye patch
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they pour water on blade
https://ip2always.win/p/11PVkQ9vUt/simp-district-pours-water-on-bla/c/

they tape an egg mcmuffin to blades head, and tapes his nipples
https://ip2always.win/p/11PVkQACPg/demon-andy-tapes-a-mcmuffin-to-b/c/
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they drag blade to baked's/laura's bed
https://ip2always.win/p/11PVkQAT3u/demon-andy-and-lip-district-drag/c/

HES DRY DOOD
https://ip2always.win/p/11PVkQATC4/im-dry-dood/c/

blade crying because they wont let him sleep, they keep fucking with him and the tts starts saying "disneyland" and "stop raping people blade"
https://ip2always.win/p/11PVkQAkJJ/blade-still-crying-because-every/c/
https://ip2always.win/p/11PVkQAkFB/rare-sad-blade/c/

blade tries tries to take a piss
https://ip2always.win/p/11PVkQAk6u/blade-takes-a-piss-lmao/c/

hitler blade not happy
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blade never installed the drivers for the mic
https://ip2always.win/p/11PVkRJ967/all-this-time-blade-has-been-try/c/

edit
youtube playlist of them fucking with blade, has 3 parts incase ip2 sweeps it up:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=edNfJeKQ7VU
 
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Dude, you forgot to mention the funniest part of the evening.
Someone paid Demon Andy $100 to drink a shot of jaeger out of passed out Blade's belly button. Keep in mind that Blade hasn't showered in four days, and has been pissing and shitting himself.
Demon Andy drank the shot of jaeger out of Blade's belly button and then immediately started violently puking. This caused a chain reaction and Dope District start puking as well.
 
GameDevAnon dijo:
Dude, you forgot to mention the funniest part of the evening.
Someone paid Demon Andy $100 to drink a shot of jaeger out of passed out Blade's belly button. Keep in mind that Blade hasn't showered in four days, and has been pissing and shitting himself.
Demon Andy drank the shot of jaeger out of Blade's belly button and then immediately started violently puking. This caused a chain reaction and Dope District start puking as well.
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Ayo. I had too many tabs open trying to get that all that stuff, ip2 had like 100 clips from that stream
https://ip2always.win/p/11PVkQACHN/lip-district-t-bags-blade-and-de/c/

EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

UPDATE:
after ip2 pressing baked, blade is now sleeping in the back with laura.........
https://ip2always.win/p/11PVkUhmh0/blade-makes-his-way-to-the-bedro/c/
 
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It's a toss up for me between Blade and Nikocado Avocado regarding who may be the most disgusting degenerate I've seen on this website outside of the pedos, zoosadists and various deathfat women. Like out of all the 'normal' lolcows these two are at the top of the list for those battling over the title of King of the Horrorcow's.

My mind reels over the details of the conflict...

The smell of that RV alone should be enough to make any sane person involuntarily blow chunks and pass out from disgust. I can't imagine what it would be like to travel in that horrorific bangbus for days on end with this walking dead looking faggot - the other shenanigans and assholes notwithstanding. The degeneracy is off the charts..
 
This morning started off with more depravity than I thought previously fathomable. I start to feel bad for these people, different people at different points, but It quickly snaps back to me that they all deserve this. Workaholics big brain picks up dead rat on sidewalk and cleans blood off it with alcohol towelette. He proceeds to fling it on Russian girl multiple times.

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Keep in mind, at this point it has been:
Living off alcohol and junk food
No sleep
Piss and shit everywhere(Toilet keeps overflowing)
Fucking with each other constantly
Superchats constantly abusing them

If that wasn't enough.

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They keep losing the rats in the sheets and covers. They lose the rat on the floor at one point.

Russian comes out swinging yelling out a bunch of commie gobbledygook. Blade has 2 hours of booze induced sleep and wakes up to this:
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the look on his face is just priceless.
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ThousandGropeStare dijo:
This morning started off with more depravity than I thought previously fathomable. I start to feel bad for these people, different people at different points, but It quickly snaps back to me that they all deserve this. Workaholics big brain picks up dead rat on sidewalk and cleans blood off it with alcohol towelette. He proceeds to fling it on Russian girl multiple times.

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Keep in mind, at this point it has been:
Living off alcohol and junk food
No sleep
Piss and shit everywhere(Toilet keeps overflowing)
Fucking with each other constantly
Superchats constantly abusing them

If that wasn't enough.

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They keep losing the rats in the sheets and covers. They lose the rat on the floor at one point.

Russian comes out swinging yelling out a bunch of commie gobbledygook. Blade has 2 hours of booze induced sleep and wakes up to this:
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They haven't been there 2 weeks and they have rats. How are they living in there knowing there are probably rats running all over them when they sleep? I guess I was right about it being a plague bus.
 
ThousandGropeStare dijo:
This morning started off with more depravity than I thought previously fathomable. I start to feel bad for these people, different people at different points, but It quickly snaps back to me that they all deserve this. Workaholics big brain picks up dead rat on sidewalk and cleans blood off it with alcohol towelette. He proceeds to fling it on Russian girl multiple times.

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Keep in mind, at this point it has been:
Living off alcohol and junk food
No sleep
Piss and shit everywhere(Toilet keeps overflowing)
Fucking with each other constantly
Superchats constantly abusing them

If that wasn't enough.

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They keep losing the rats in the sheets and covers. They lose the rat on the floor at one point.

Russian comes out swinging yelling out a bunch of commie gobbledygook. Blade has 2 hours of booze induced sleep and wakes up to this:
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God damn, I can pratically smell these photos.

Blade is going to die soon. I predict he wont make it to 2022. This degenerate is on borrowed time.
 
They need to hurry up and get loulz back on the bus. He makes blade look downright in control
 
quick update: Blade leaked his credit card number on stream. Baked got doxxed.

EDIT: They almost tricked him into deleting the stream by telling him his credit card was leaked. He had to call Bank of America.
 
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anuscabbage12 dijo:
blade is now sad that he has to drink for money,
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"Blade" should be way sadder about being a barely-sentient forest fire put out with a screwdriver. ..And that would've been before he boarded The Shortbus. ..And then promptly drank & shat himself comatose in the mercy of those turbofaggots he probably genuinely still regards as his "friends".
anuscabbage12 dijo:
He's a human bean.
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Nothing. Nothing on that fucking land yacht is human.
anuscabbage12 dijo:
He has been very depressed every since they have reached Disneyland, because his dying dad took him there as a child.
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I'm sure the answer = AIRHIGHFIVES!!, or something as horrifying as a brain tumor, but I'll go ahead & vaguely wonder what Daddy would think/say/do/feel about how many eyebrows his little boy has now vs. how many eyebrows he had 2 weeks ago.

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((Plz try to forgive my revulsion. I didn't know most of these guys even existed until this little revolution was televised. I'm trying to adjust. 😿 ))
 
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last thing @Nurse Ratchet sees before being groped by the beast, WATCH OUT FOR THE HAND HOLES

he's wasted again, but refuses to do it for money, ending fire sales, where he made thousands. now he just want to "figure it out" with 3 beers

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blade gets taken to a club and molests the patrons there, he is kicked out, and passes out in the rescue van. He pisses his pants again. so much for "making an effort not to piss his pants" He has to have 4 grown men help him from not pissing his pants
Blade harasses gas station patrons;
https://ip2always.win/p/11PVtqtb74/eh-you-got-a-toaster-nigger-lit-/c/
Blade tries to grope gas station patron gf
https://ip2always.win/p/11PVtqtb73/blade-almost-gropes-the-tweakers/c/
blades goes to college bar harass the women there
blade's target acquired:
https://ip2always.win/p/11PVtqu9HG/blade-has-acquired-his-target-a-/c/
blade argues with girls he groped
https://ip2always.win/p/11PVtquQSW/ur-poor-bitch/c/
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BLADE GETS DA PUSSI BECKY JEALOUS
These bitches kick out blade. he puts them in their place
https://ip2always.win/p/11PVtquQSW/ur-poor-bitch/c/
confirmation blade has a micro peepee
https://ip2always.win/p/11PVtquQ7z/stupid-bitch-tells-blade-he-has-/c/
Blade knows the bitch is ancient and sucked abe Lincolns dick
https://ip2always.win/p/11PVtquQWf/she-smelt-1970s-dick-and-told-me/c/
blade makes it back to the rv
they have to wake up and help blade not piss his pants
https://ip2always.win/p/11PVts1Age/the-boys-try-to-wake-blade-up-to/c/
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BLADE WAKE UP DONT PISS YOUR PANTS AGAIN
 
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