🧊 IP2 ONLYuseMEBLADE / Brian Risso - Serial Groper, Diabetic Alcoholic, ex call of duty content creator

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Capgras Delusion dijo:
I don't know of a single thing Blade likes doing other than drinking. Not a single hobby or interest. He used to love COD and watching movies (and was pretty knowledgeable about them), but he doesn't have an interest in either anymore. It's honestly sad.
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His coordination is probably nonexistent these days but I'd watch him play through the recent Black Ops AI fever dream campaign and riff on it.
 
Jace on ice dijo:
His coordination is probably nonexistent these days but I'd watch him play through the recent Black Ops AI fever dream campaign and riff on it.
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I didn't even realize Black Ops 7 came out and skimmed through a full-play... what in the actual FUCK was that game? He'd for sure call that shit gay and unbecoming of the hype, because it absolutely is.
 
Jace on ice dijo:
His coordination is probably nonexistent these days but I'd watch him play through the recent Black Ops AI fever dream campaign and riff on it.
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Blade seems to love the slop garbage that is modern CoD but he only ever plays the multiplayer on stream. If he feels like playing single player, then he usually just does GTA San Andreas.
 
TokiBun dijo:
HOW?! The menthol in it is an instant puke generator oh my god :lossmanjack:
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Yeah, it's strange. I've come across multiple alcoholics whose go-to drink is peppermint schnapps. Last year, I hired a painter who took for-goddamned-ever and I couldn't understand why. While looking at the sheer amount of not-work dude had done, I picked up an "empty" paint can completely filled to the brim with shooters of peppermint schnapps. I think it's supposed to be a "stealthy" way to hide how much you drink, they assume the peppermint covers up the smell of alcohol, maybe? Is it the same way there? Or is it a cultural/fad thing I'm unaware of?
 
Capgras Delusion dijo:
Yeah, it's strange. I've come across multiple alcoholics whose go-to drink is peppermint schnapps. Last year, I hired a painter who took for-goddamned-ever and I couldn't understand why. While looking at the sheer amount of not-work dude had done, I picked up an "empty" paint can completely filled to the brim with shooters of peppermint schnapps. I think it's supposed to be a "stealthy" way to hide how much you drink, they assume the peppermint covers up the smell of alcohol, maybe? Is it the same way there? Or is it a cultural/fad thing I'm unaware of?
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I'm American so no idea. Doing a quick google shows me that budget options at 750ml are usually 15-20% proof. Meanwhile really shitty vodka of the same size like Hawkeye is 30% proof or more. Prices I glanced over suggested 750ml bottles of peppermint schnapps and it's budget options range 20-30 USD not including sales tax. If you're that desperate of an alcoholic you'd think you'd just switch to vodka mixed with something else instead. Not surprised the guy you hired got nothing done if he's raw dogging shooters of PEPPERMINT FLAVORED ALCOHOL of all fucking things. It hits the stomach hard and messes with stomach acids due to the menthol content on top of the fermented grain used to make the base.
As for how this relates to Blade I'm assuming his diabetes which he neglects is making him desperate for the sugar content of Jager. You wouldn't be getting as much sugar with peppermint as you would fruit based liquor. What's interesting to me is the end stage type of alcoholic you usually see on shows like Intervention usually abuse Vodka and wine until they're so poor they mix rubbing alcohol with other liquids. Until Blade is doing hand sanitizer shots I suppose anything is possible.
 
TokiBun dijo:
I'm American so no idea. Doing a quick google shows me that budget options at 750ml are usually 15-20% proof. Meanwhile really shitty vodka of the same size like Hawkeye is 30% proof or more. Prices I glanced over suggested 750ml bottles of peppermint schnapps and it's budget options range 20-30 USD not including sales tax. If you're that desperate of an alcoholic you'd think you'd just switch to vodka mixed with something else instead. Not surprised the guy you hired got nothing done if he's raw dogging shooters of PEPPERMINT FLAVORED ALCOHOL of all fucking things. It hits the stomach hard and messes with stomach acids due to the menthol content on top of the fermented grain used to make the base.
As for how this relates to Blade I'm assuming his diabetes which he neglects is making him desperate for the sugar content of Jager. You wouldn't be getting as much sugar with peppermint as you would fruit based liquor. What's interesting to me is the end stage type of alcoholic you usually see on shows like Intervention usually abuse Vodka and wine until they're so poor they mix rubbing alcohol with other liquids. Until Blade is doing hand sanitizer shots I suppose anything is possible.
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I said as much already but sugary liquors are a disgusting distraction on top of what is already supposed to be a distraction (and societal embarrassment) - jager is absolutely disgusting and after over a decade of not drinking it, and the one or two times with peppermint schnapps, I still today can't forget that awful, sugary syrupy taste of either. Those fruit flavored vodkas (absolut et al.), are also uncomfortable memories. Besides, aren't you supposed to freeze jager? Blade seems to just take it raw which makes it even nastier. Warm syrup is for pancakes, sir.
 
the khat quaffer dijo:
I said as much already but sugary liquors are a disgusting distraction on top of what is already supposed to be a distraction (and societal embarrassment) - jager is absolutely disgusting and after over a decade of not drinking it, and the one or two times with peppermint schnapps, I still today can't forget that awful, sugary syrupy taste of either. Those fruit flavored vodkas (absolut et al.), are also uncomfortable memories. Besides, aren't you supposed to freeze jager? Blade seems to just take it raw which makes it even nastier. Warm syrup is for pancakes, sir.
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I'll take your word for it. I'll try to keep this brief because who cares but whenever I have a drink I'm mixing stuff together. The last time I drank vodka without anything added was one time in college like every idiot does when they're old enough to dink and that was not a fun experience. I'm assuming sane people who aren't speedrunning an early death like Blade mix their liquor and aren't just drinking handle after handle of jager like a degenerate. The only time I ever had Peppermint Schnapps it was a shot and made me instantly throw up.
 
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wasn't cobes just chugging straight everclear at the end? how far away is he from doing the same (if he hasn't done so already)?
if you want high ABV drinks that still taste good though you can usually get hurricane-proof rum which can be anywhere from 60-70%, since it's so high they have a special cap to prevent it from spontaneously combusting near open flames (bacardi used to produce them until they got tired of being sued because they kept exploding). you're supposed to mix the whole bottle into a cooler with other drinks for parties and stuff but if you're full degen you can just drink it straight.
guess this is just the second drunk/drinking thread now
 
ExtendedSatay dijo:
Most alcoholics end up on the vodka because it's strong, cheap and they think it doesn't smell. Of course it does, it smells of alcohol. But all alcohol smells of alcohol.

Getting your toes amputated purely off Jager is pretty impressive.
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Smelling? Get your drink game up, persons.

Hennigan's scotch/paint thinner. No tell, no smell.


sodaboard dijo:
wasn't cobes just chugging straight everclear at the end? how far away is he from doing the same (if he hasn't done so already)?
if you want high ABV drinks that still taste good though you can usually get hurricane-proof rum which can be anywhere from 60-70%, since it's so high they have a special cap to prevent it from spontaneously combusting near open flames (bacardi used to produce them until they got tired of being sued because they kept exploding). you're supposed to mix the whole bottle into a cooler with other drinks for parties and stuff but if you're full degen you can just drink it straight.
guess this is just the second drunk/drinking thread now
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The only way to drink everclear is by pouring it in a bathtub along with fruits, boxed wine, a whole lot of ice, and loss of your parental visitation rights.
 
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Imagine this being how you find out Black Ops 1 and 2 are being ported to the PS5. At least Blade knows what's up and appreciates the classics. I hope we get a Lit Romney zombies stream.
 
Capgras Delusion dijo:
I don't know of a single thing Blade likes doing other than drinking. Not a single hobby or interest. He used to love COD and watching movies (and was pretty knowledgeable about them), but he doesn't have an interest in either anymore. It's honestly sad.
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You could see the same happen with Cobra, When he wasn't recording a video or live streaming you knew the majority of his days were spent drinking and binging Youtube till he passed out. Maybe a bit of Chaturbate as well.
 
Down From The Champions dijo:
You could see the same happen with Cobra, When he wasn't recording a video or live streaming you knew the majority of his days were spent drinking and binging Youtube till he passed out. Maybe a bit of Chaturbate as well.
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True, but Cobes was disabled, so he gets a pass, God rest his soul. Cobes also hung out with people, had a "girlfriend," made mead, and tended to pets in the years up to his death. Blade has nothing wrong with him psychologically/developmentally aside from his Peter Pan syndrome. So a disabled and developmentally delayed man had more interests than a relatively normal fully-functional half-toeless man. Makes it even more pathetic.
 
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