🧊 IP2 ONLYuseMEBLADE / Brian Risso - Serial Groper, Diabetic Alcoholic, ex call of duty content creator

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A couple fun clips so far, first one from last night.
Blade makes it to the front door before collapsing and arguing with mom, she calls him a useless alcoholic :story:

Next morning he wakes up in hospital and starts stream, he's still a little lit.

Nurses tell him to end stream, too bad Blade is a smooth motherfucker.

Bjorn call 1, he's being assaulted by his wife.

Bjorn call 2, the dentist pulled his tooth out and gave him bwain damage!

Blade arrives home, but mom is nowhere to be found :stress:
 
They're talking about how blades mom was loud as fuck yelling at him last night compared to her usual quietness.. It's literally from her not being on the opiates rn or a lower dose, she's withdrawing.

This is a fun stream it reminds me of back in the day before phones going to ur friends house knocking on the door seeing if they are home an going on a lil adventure
 
Is there any scenario where mama blade/blade get kicked the fuck out? Weekly police/amr responses, alcoholic degenerate behavior targeted towards residences, and I'm sure alogs constantly calling in stupid shit to management.

How the fuck are they still allowed in there? :stress:
 
Stream finally ended, I assume he turned it off when he woke up. Lot of variables in the wind right now:

1. How soon will he go for another litty? Is it possible that it might even be tonight?
2. How long will mommy be in the hospital? If she actually needs surgery I would imagine it'll be at least overnight, thus possibly making another litty tonight more likely.
3. If and when mommy is out of the hospital, will she still try to kick him out and/or will they have another fight?

Definitely on content watch right now persons.
 
What an amazing end to a productive Friday night and Saturday.
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I'm thinking this arc ends with Mama Blade getting a restraining order on her boy after one to many drunk streams. But since she's not home at the moment he might as well get litty.
 
Agares dijo:
What an amazing end to a productive Friday night and Saturday.
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I'm thinking this arc ends with Mama Blade getting a restraining order on her boy after one to many drunk streams. But since she's not home at the moment he might as well get litty.
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Blade blew the last chance of inheritance,
 
Does his mom even have any money to leave to him?

More than that there is the question of what exactly Blade would do with his life if he gave up streaming. If he got ten million dollars tomorrow what would he do? Would he put down the streaming setup and the Jager for good? And go do what? I don't think I can remember him ever expressing any interest in anything else, besides "j-cuppers" if you count that. He tried to force himself to get into Call of Duty again when he was trying to give up drinking but that's obviously not something he actually wants to do.

I think he has gotten himself to a place in life where streaming litty is his purpose. It is what he is. And I'm not sure that he's ever given us a reason to believe that he even wants to be anything else.
 
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