🧊 IP2 ONLYuseMEBLADE / Brian Risso - Serial Groper, Diabetic Alcoholic, ex call of duty content creator

[jimmybags]

To be fair. It’s been over 20 years. Haha. But yeah. She does have all her toes tho. So winning.

She’s in his old old footage clips.

This is Jill 3 years ago, Blade and Bev make an ass of themselves and she calls them “rude”. I’ve seen her in the “old old footage” like you said, probably around 2012-2016 or so on one of the archive channels, but I can’t find it.

 

[Capgras Delusion]

Retarded take. He became a big channel during Cod4, not MW2. And he actually made a point of never using Commando in MW2, which was the perk that gave you the crazy lunge distance. He wasn't the best CoD player back in the day but he was good.

I only remember discovering him post-MW2, I guess that's where I got mixed up.

I'm just repeating what he said on stream a few months back. He made the comment about not being "that good" and "just taking advantage of a glitch." Granted, he was drunk and people were pestering him about getting sober and playing COD, so maybe he was just saying that to get people off his back.

 

[scumfuck]

just read the last 5 pages
what the fuck?
is this a regular thing in this guy's menu im new here

It took me a while to find this but this is essentially ip2 if you're new.

11:10

 

[Goatchoker]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=VmODtU8cQcEThis is Jill 3 years ago, Blade and Bev make an ass of themselves and she calls them “rude”. I’ve seen her in the “old old footage” like you said, probably around 2012-2016 or so on one of the archive channels, but I can’t find it.

Thank you!

It’s so dumb because the are so many people. I’ll try and find an old clip of them together.

 

[Capgras Delusion]

It took me a while to find this but this is essentially ip2 if you're new.
8TPYgMw-Am_l0ste.mp4

Isn't IP2 basically dead at this point?

 

[JustStopDude]

Isn't IP2 basically dead at this point?

You could always just check that thread. Just a suggestion.

 

[Dokkaebi Is Calling]

Real niggas were watching Blades videos on the Machinima App back in the day

 

[An YTMND User]

It took me a while to find this but this is essentially ip2 if you're new.
8TPYgMw-Am_l0ste.mp4

I was wondering where the fuck does the ''take me to church'' came from, kept saying it to annoy my staff. Ring it up, Blade dub.

 

[Agares]

It took me a while to find this but this is essentially ip2 if you're new.
8TPYgMw-Am_l0ste.mp4

"Squirt a little bit there, squirty!"
"TAKE ME TO CHURCH!"
"I'm super lit, I shouldn't be driving around here"

Those were come classic Lit Romney moments.

 

[30+GameOvers]

He wasn't even particularly great at COD, he was just taking advantage of MW2's ridiculous lunge distance. MW2's knifing distance was basically Halo plasma sword lunge level. Modern CODs you basically have to be inside the other player to melee them. When donos have asked him about playing COD again, he's even admitted that he was never that good, he was just "taking advantage of a glitch." Even if the lunge distance was fixed, he's in his 40s, it's just harder to be competitive in vidya at that age (especially when you factor in wet-brain and diabetic neuropathy).

Hey retard, you do know his old channel avatar(the one with the terrorist) is from COD4, not MW2, right? That's when he became big.

 

[Capgras Delusion]

You could always just check that thread. Just a suggestion.

Yeah, that's fair. I just never got into IP2, so it never really occurred to me to look at IP2 stuff outside of Blade and Josh Block. I had never even heard of more than half of the streamers from that MK video.

Hey retard, you do know his old channel avatar(the one with the terrorist) is from COD4, not MW2, right? That's when he became big.

It's been nearly 20 years, give a nigger a break.

 

[Moar Krabs]

This man is literally not gonna make it to 2027 at this rate https://x.com/kinocasinoclips/status/2064406033691259170

 

[ExtendedSatay]

To be fair to Blade, he got 10th prestige on CoD4 on PS3, then bought an Xbox (could have these the wrong way around) and got 10th prestige again only knifing. I think that also speaks to him being mainly unemployed around that time apart from occasionally being a bouncer at a bar.

MW2 with commando was insanely broken but then again you're competing against noob tubes, chopper gunners, akimbo 1887s and red dot ACRs, marathon lightweight UMP45s, wannabe FaZe Clans, and all the other insanity of that game. So it's not like knifing was suddenly powerful in a vacuum.

I lost interest in CoD, and Blade, sometime around MW3/BO2, which I think a lot of people did, and led to the first drinking streams. Sorry about that person.

 

[QuarteringLotY26]

blade live on kick https://kick.com/oumb he's still sober so may be another L stream. At some train station or some shit.

 

[Agares]

blade live on kick https://kick.com/oumb he's still sober so may be another L stream. At some train station or some shit.

All that walking must be hard on his hoof. Mama Blade must not have let him take the scooter. And he appears to be in the town of Snoqualmie which is a good distance from the Seattle metro area.

 

[Fuck It We'll Do It Live]

SaturatedContent's latest video on Blade; "We've Reached the Final Season of OnlyUseMeBlade":

PreserveTube link.

 

[unaboomer]

https://kick.com/oumb/videos/a4872de6-b989-4b78-aded-c024e68f85b0

1:05:44

https://kick.com/oumb/videos/d0f51912-4a9d-4a9a-9c11-a9996417b414

1:46:16

 

[Spasticus Autisticus]

All that walking must be hard on his hoof. Mama Blade must not have let him take the scooter. And he appears to be in the town of Snoqualmie which is a good distance from the Seattle metro area.

There is a casino there though so he and Mama Blade might still hopping between Injun casinos before they can move.

 

[ExtendedSatay]

https://kick.com/oumb/videos/a4872de6-b989-4b78-aded-c024e68f85b0

That's the hotel from Twin Peaks right? Crossover episode I didn't expect.

We've Reached the Final Season of OnlyUseMeBlade":

I know it's a meme at this point, but I don't think this is the final season. The pieces are on the board, but we're not finishing yet. There's going to be a post-mamablade death arc that will be the finale (homeless / hotel streams until final hospitalization).

 

[RollingRock2]

Every few years Blade will lose more of his body to gangrene until he is just a head in a jar and Jake will pour in shots of jager during fire sale streams