OneyPlays - have a boy... with friends

They don't like Twitch for being super user-aggressive. It's super hostile and will suddenly shove 3-5 minutes of ads at viewers unless they pay a few bucks for the month (per streamer), and then there's a lot of enshittification to disable if you don't want whacky nonsense like "Hype Trains" for how much money viewers shove at the streamer. No option to turn off ads either.

With YouTube they do have some enshittification, but most of all they limit privileges like adding links and whatnot if their automatic system thinks you're suspicious which is being under a certain threshold of views. Since DingDong doesn't post vods, he eventually got underneath that threshold, but he took the features being disabled as YouTube slapping him for naysaying a politician he didn't like given the timing. His cannel was also demonetized because the automatic system thought him browsing the XBox360 store was stolen footage, and they wanted him to record a live video proving it's his own content to get it reinstated.

The idea for his own streaming website was already cooking prior to this happening though. One of his favorite subjects is about how people should host their own stuff instead of letting the internet stay super centralized. The loss of some streaming privileges just vindicated him into finishing it sooner.

They also don't have to care about copyright flags and can just watch whatever. The realization dawned on them earlier this year and for 4/20 they hosted and watched a lot of anti-marijuana cartoons to poke fun at. On YouTube, even if they watched public domain stuff it'd get flagged.

DingDong also likes to show commercial reels and host radio too, so this site's convenient for that.
DD&J report financial hardship while operating a self-hosted streaming service that currently draws 500 viewers and produces streams of 10 hours in length? That's a lot of bandwidth for two broke niggers.
 
I wonder if while spooning, Julian pretends to be a tuba, and makes tuba noises.
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The idea for his own streaming website was already cooking prior to this happening though. One of his favorite subjects is about how people should host their own stuff instead of letting the internet stay super centralized. The loss of some streaming privileges just vindicated him into finishing it sooner.
While I get that and agree, it really doesn't help them escape being known as "the oneyplays guys". They secluded themselves to a site only their pre-existing fans will know about.
 
Skimmed /trash/ and /v/ archives looking for that post DD claimed Oney made. Thought it would be glaringly obvious but e-celeb threads were fucking busy and nothing really popped out as being "Oney"-ish.
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I thought this one was most likely because "smokes weed daily" seems like a really personal detail (and Chris is kinda straight-edge when it comes to smoking IIRC) but this was also around the time that their dedicated stalker (PsychoJosh) was active so he probably had a lot of personal details to shit on DD with as well.
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How long until he makes a pathetic attempt at "owning the joke" like DSP?
DD said something about "close your tuba videos" early on.

Hope the stream stays chill. My brain's making stupid connections but it's funny to me that DD's rant stream mentioned that Chris finally clarified the YIIK finale situation (which was the right thing to do) only because someone donated during a stream. And now DD&J are doing the right thing (finally shutting the fuck up) during a stream with donation options. (Editor, add an Oneyplays branded greedy jew dogwhistle emoji to my post, thanks.)
 
This was brought up like a hundred pages ago, but in regards to posts about Dingdong and Julian getting removed from the OneyPlays subreddit: The subreddit has had some sort of block on the names DingDong and Julian and I assume many variants for a long time now, I remember a post from a few years ago where people had to use pseudonyms to talk about them without the posts getting deleted.
 
This was brought up like a hundred pages ago, but in regards to posts about Dingdong and Julian getting removed from the OneyPlays subreddit: The subreddit has had some sort of block on the names DingDong and Julian and I assume many variants for a long time now, I remember a post from a few years ago where people had to use pseudonyms to talk about them without the posts getting deleted.
No way this not related to DD&J
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DD&J report financial hardship while operating a self-hosted streaming service that currently draws 500 viewers and produces streams of 10 hours in length? That's a lot of bandwidth for two broke niggers.
This stuff works in thresholds.

~$30 p/mo (DingDog's setup), supports a few thousand users:
• Cloud-based virtual machine
• Shared CPU from PC
• 4GB of RAM
• 250 GB storage
• 100 Mbps with no back-track or rewind set up to package and dispose of the videos at 10-15 minute intervals

~$500 p/mo would be the price point for something similar to Twitch but scaled for one only one person would look like:
• Dedicated server
• 8+ cores of processing
• 64GB of RAM
• 2TB storage (ideally)
• 1Gbps outbound with 10Gbps dedicated to porting (will go over non-commercial data limits)
• Running software on-site ~$3.11 an hour to handle thousands of inputs and outputs.

While I get that and agree, it really doesn't help them escape being known as "the oneyplays guys". They secluded themselves to a site only their pre-existing fans will know about.
He did consider that, yeah. He said something like "Yeah it sucks but we'll see who'll stick around."

Julian still streams on Twitch at the moment.
 
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you know whats ironic about this, is that cory is fine with banter and can take the joke
if i remember right he is dating a tranny, he probably has some weird shit too but he isnt throwing his friends under the bus and burning bridges because they made a joke on him
dd and j cant comprehend this
they cant just take the banter and joke it off like "haha yeah its kinda funny tuba, gay butt sex mario! hahaha"

julien has to get triggered because he is a autistic mexican that hasnt had to do shit besides draw furries
ding dong is a depressed egosentric person that thinks he is above all of this because he is a game dev and went to college and shit
like Jay from red letter media
even though he has it really good and is well off he thinks he is better because he is learned

all of this really is just they cant take a joke
cory can
 
It's fucking insane how defensive furfags and trannies get over their fetishes.
It's even more strange to me because I would be willing to wager that most of their former fans couldn't care less about the weird shit Ding Dong was into because I think they assumed that he must be into some weird shit because of his relationship with Julian, who was an open and unapologetic degen. If he hadn't dumped on their fans, the worst they would be getting right now would be light hazing and tuba memes before it just becomes an occasional one off joke during their streams.
 
It's even more strange to me because I would be willing to wager that most of their former fans couldn't care less about the weird shit Ding Dong was into because I think they assumed that he must be into some weird shit because of his relationship with Julian, who was an open and unapologetic degen. If he hadn't dumped on their fans, the worst they would be getting right now would be light hazing and tuba memes before it just becomes an occasional one off joke during their streams.

At least Cory accepts that he's a filthy degenerate who doesn't deserve respect
 
NEGADONG, a proper 2000s cartoon cliche twist.
NiggaDong would be a more successful streamer. Instead of being a whiny paranoid bitch who needs his viewers to pay for his 5th move in a year, NiggaDong would be doing charity streams while being a happy-go-lucky chud.

For DD, it is truly the stuff of nightmares.
 
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