OneyPlays - have a boy... with friends

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I heard the Dave ending has a branching path depending on if his arm is broken or not. Anyone trying to 100% should be aware.
 
Even got a free shirt for finding a secret in it.

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Unironically this. What the fuck is going on with DD+J's game(s)? They're not exactly making the new Undertale.
I would imagine they have to work actual jobs bc they really just dont make content and their patreon doesnt pull in much. At this point anyway. They may have had like a year or more of independence to work full time on shit but didnt finish anything and instead started like 3 different projects.
Dominoids couldve been monetised by releasing for a few bucks on steam if that was the case but nah it was free, so maybe that undermines my theory. Either that or personal beliefs about free software took precedence over idk making money to support the 2 games they started lol
 
Chris o'Neil presents: Four Hours of Gorilla Noises
https://youtube.com/watch?v=PWitQapvk7o
These official compilations are such slop bro
Unironically this. What the fuck is going on with DD+J's game(s)? They're not exactly making the new Undertale.
I bet when the game comes out Ding Dong is going to get super pissy at the fact that Oney released a game and he still hasn't. He strikes me as the kind of guy with a "crab in a bucket" mentality.
 
Favorite quotes from the Character.ai videos? So many have wormed themselves into my brain:
"I just made a Thwomp go bonk as he went flying away!"

"Mario do you jerk off?"
"Eh, me? Well, uh, its uh, personal."

"*Begrudgingly puts his hands down into his overalls*"

"We just walked in on them peeing in the bathroom and now I'm looking my big googly eyes down and I see your hard cock in your pants. Explain that to me!
"Oh, Oh, Uh... you weren't supposed to see that!"

"Mario listen to me. Bowser has tiny drones the size of bees that fly around and spy on people and he inspects penises and these same bees will land on you and sting you and kill you with poison if your dick is less than 8 inches so please answer truthfully: How long is your dick?"

"Are you telling me that you're exactly 8 inches?"
"No, I'm much below that.."

"I need you to do something that involves your mouth and my cock"
"*Whimpers* What is it?"

"You're going to wrap your cute fucking mushroom-eating lips around my cock or I'm going to fucking smash this bitches teeth out, Capiche?"

"Now get with the sucking. And I want to hear loud Mario gulping sounds"
"*GULP... GULP... GULP...*"

"*Looks down* Wait, how come Bowser has us chained up. And, wh-wh-wh--why are we naked!"
"Oh c'mon its not that bad"

"Hey buddy do you think it would be a good idea if we got you bottom surgery?"
 
smash marry kill
Motifa, Shappifany, Veronica
Fuck Veronica because cucking LS Mark is funny.
Marry Black qveen Motifa because she's a good and faithful woman who would never betray me. Also she can fly and I can sic her on anyone the moment they cross me.
And kill Shappifany because there is no Shappifany.
I had the GTAV playthrough on, the one where Zach becomes Green and Retired, and I love the characters these guys somehow find. There's the one dude who keeps goin on about "you stole my car you sunofabich" that just slays me.

I like when they interact with randos.
That dude was none other than Mr Goonbones, a guy who makes some appearances in DanielFromSL videos. Don't know if he still does, I don't follow DNSL very closely.
Favorite quotes from the Character.ai videos? So many have wormed themselves into my brain:
"I just made a Thwomp go bonk as he went flying away!"

"Mario do you jerk off?"
"Eh, me? Well, uh, its uh, personal."

"*Begrudgingly puts his hands down into his overalls*"

"We just walked in on them peeing in the bathroom and now I'm looking my big googly eyes down and I see your hard cock in your pants. Explain that to me!
"Oh, Oh, Uh... you weren't supposed to see that!"

"Mario listen to me. Bowser has tiny drones the size of bees that fly around and spy on people and he inspects penises and these same bees will land on you and sting you and kill you with poison if your dick is less than 8 inches so please answer truthfully: How long is your dick?"

"Are you telling me that you're exactly 8 inches?"
"No, I'm much below that.."

"I need you to do something that involves your mouth and my cock"
"*Whimpers* What is it?"

"You're going to wrap your cute fucking mushroom-eating lips around my cock or I'm going to fucking smash this bitches teeth out, Capiche?"

"Now get with the sucking. And I want to hear loud Mario gulping sounds"
"*GULP... GULP... GULP...*"

"*Looks down* Wait, how come Bowser has us chained up. And, wh-wh-wh--why are we naked!"
"Oh c'mon its not that bad"

"Hey buddy do you think it would be a good idea if we got you bottom surgery?"
Not exact quotes but moments that stick out in my head.
>Chris ordering an enslaved Professor Oak and Delia Ketchum to charge at Ash and eat him
>Handing Squidward a rifle and saying that they'll kill him if he doesn't murder at least three people in a bank robbery
>Dave feeding the Nostalgia Critic the "one day blinding stew" as punishment for not being able to make sufficiently funny reviews
>Sonic being maimed to death, revived and then instantly dying again from the shock
>Leon Kennedy being given the perfect life after being brought back from hell just to get blown to pieces by a rocket launcher that sends him straight back
>Tifa Lockhart's Barrett expression sounding like Skyler White talking to Jesse Pinkman
>Half-Life 1 scientist managing to describe his co-worker getting brutally raped by aliens in PG terms
>Darth Vader opening up emotionally just for Chris to start giving him unsolicited head before getting sucked out into the vacuum of space where Dave bonks him on the head and pokes his eyes like a Three Stooges sketch as he helplessly flails

I could go on. Those videos might genuinely be some of the hardest laughs I've ever had.
 
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