Since we're on topic, I have started to notice a lot of early to mid-2000s era YouTubers I've been following for a long time really start to get affected by the ravages of "abuletification", otherwise known as "bazification" or "age rot" when translated into Anglonese, within recent years. Which makes sense given how they're all starting to hit their mid-40s, and that's when most people start to decompose, but it must be truly devastating for a generation that thought they'd be the 'end of history' or 'teenage rebels' forever. I mean, we're seeing about half of the Sleepycabin crew going through their first midlife crisis on Twitter, while Chris is acting like Big Pussy Bonpensiero from The Sopranos with his constant bad back pain.
Pretty soon, Oneyplays will just be a thirty-minute compilation of the boys talking about their fibromyalgia or Dave recounting the time he had to get his fourth prostate exam in the same month because he was too constipated to sleep. And the intro animation and jingle will be replaced with this because becoming frumpy, dumpy, and grumpy old people is the fate of all Clinton-era Millennials, regardless of how much collagen or glutathione they've been coasting off of for the past two decades:
Modern Day Sleepycabin.mp4
