OneyPlays - have a boy... with friends

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Brap God dijo:
Cory and his friend would push each other off a trampoline into a dog that would hump and jizz on them. Adam and a friend of his fucked pillows (not sure if it was pillows) in the same room, imagining they were doing it with Hinata and Sakura from Naruto. Niall got fingered on a bus. Those are just the follies of youth, my friend.
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Cory was also on a schoolbus with a hole in a seat that kids would fuck every day

ALSO

Is Chris referencing Ding Dong's fetish when he says he's horny after seeing the tuba?
 
Joshua Cohen Mohnstein dijo:
Fuck Marry Kill

Cory, Adam, Dave
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Marry Cory because I want another Third Rates album and they can practice at my house. Fuck Adam because I suspect him to have the best hygiene of any of them. Kill Dave because there is evil in his soul.

t(h)rash dijo:
This. Another thing that really gets me is the whole "watching porn with someone else". Was listening to the "telling stories" compilation on YT and Cory says some shit about searching "gay men" on their family computer with his SISTER. And like I've met a lot of people who did this kind of shit IRL, comparing dicks, watching porn together. Wtf man.
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It's the unfiltered internet access. When I was like 12 my older brother and I were talking about video games and he steered the conversation toward Final Fantasy hentai like it was a completely normal topic to segue into. One of his friends also tried to talk to me about tentacle porn on the bus. It's always on the fucking bus. You become the weirdest kid in school's captive audience at best, or victim at worst. Thankfully I had an attitude as a kid and usually just told them to never speak about those things with me again and they stopped, but if you let your kids use the internet with no restrictions and make no effort to teach them manners or boundaries, it's basically guaranteed they will end up like this.
 
Sincere Alien dijo:
It's the unfiltered internet access. When I was like 12 my older brother and I were talking about video games and he steered the conversation toward Final Fantasy hentai like it was a completely normal topic to segue into. One of his friends also tried to talk to me about tentacle porn on the bus. It's always on the fucking bus. You become the weirdest kid in school's captive audience at best, or victim at worst. Thankfully I had an attitude as a kid and usually just told them to never speak about those things with me again and they stopped, but if you let your kids use the internet with no restrictions and make no effort to teach them manners or boundaries, it's basically guaranteed they will end up like this.
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Sometimes it's just autism/low social intelligence (same thing at a certain point). I once ordered fast food at the drive through, and the guy who took our order noticed I made eye contact and was nice, so he must have felt comfortable talking to me. I saw his eyes kind of glaze over and started to tell me about the time his pet cat ran outside during a blizzard and froze to death overnight and they eventually found its body. Many people will talk about what's running through their mind at that exact second, regardless of connection to previous topics. Having an inner monologue that's separate from your speech pathways seems somewhat rare these days. I think most people develop those as they play when growing up, but iPad babies never had their external stimulus turned off long enough for them to hear their own thoughts and this issue will only get worse.

Which is why Cory can't stop talking about horny shit, because he lets it run rampant in his mind so it overflows into what he's talking about. At least he can play trombone.
 
t(h)rash dijo:
This. Another thing that really gets me is the whole "watching porn with someone else". Was listening to the "telling stories" compilation on YT and Cory says some shit about searching "gay men" on their family computer with his SISTER. And like I've met a lot of people who did this kind of shit IRL, comparing dicks, watching porn together. Wtf man.
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When I was young my friend and I went to "sex.com" and then clicked off immediately while giggling. And then our parents read the history. I can understand some degrees of curiosity and naughtiness but I've heard my friends talk about playing "House" and "Doctor" like every kid is out to molest the other. I have no idea how normal this shit actually is but my instincts are telling me it isn't.
 
Maximilian Rez D'Fault dijo:
Mecca Chameleon
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Joshua Cohen Mohnstein dijo:
They've got that abuletification going on, the fate of all Latinx peoples regardless of how much white DNA they purportedly have
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Since we're on topic, I have started to notice a lot of early to mid-2000s era YouTubers I've been following for a long time really start to get affected by the ravages of "abuletification", otherwise known as "bazification" or "age rot" when translated into Anglonese, within recent years. Which makes sense given how they're all starting to hit their mid-40s, and that's when most people start to decompose, but it must be truly devastating for a generation that thought they'd be the 'end of history' or 'teenage rebels' forever. I mean, we're seeing about half of the Sleepycabin crew going through their first midlife crisis on Twitter, while Chris is acting like Big Pussy Bonpensiero from The Sopranos with his constant bad back pain.

Pretty soon, Oneyplays will just be a thirty-minute compilation of the boys talking about their fibromyalgia or Dave recounting the time he had to get his fourth prostate exam in the same month because he was too constipated to sleep. And the intro animation and jingle will be replaced with this because becoming frumpy, dumpy, and grumpy old people is the fate of all Clinton-era Millennials, regardless of how much collagen or glutathione they've been coasting off of for the past two decades:

 
Willie B. Hardigan dijo:
Since we're on topic, I have started to notice a lot of early to mid-2000s era YouTubers I've been following for a long time really start to get affected by the ravages of "abuletification", otherwise known as "bazification" or "age rot" when translated into Anglonese, within recent years. Which makes sense given how they're all starting to hit their mid-40s, and that's when most people start to decompose, but it must be truly devastating for a generation that thought they'd be the 'end of history' or 'teenage rebels' forever. I mean, we're seeing about half of the Sleepycabin crew going through their first midlife crisis on Twitter, while Chris is acting like Big Pussy Bonpensiero from The Sopranos with his constant bad back pain.

Pretty soon, Oneyplays will just be a thirty-minute compilation of the boys talking about their fibromyalgia or Dave recounting the time he had to get his fourth prostate exam in the same month because he was too constipated to sleep. And the intro animation and jingle will be replaced with this because becoming frumpy, dumpy, and grumpy old people is the fate of all Clinton-era Millennials, regardless of how much collagen or glutathione they've been coasting off of for the past two decades:

Modern Day Sleepycabin.mp4
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The great thing is that the audience are exactly the same and will keep watching the whole time
 
Willie B. Hardigan dijo:
Since we're on topic, I have started to notice a lot of early to mid-2000s era YouTubers I've been following for a long time really start to get affected by the ravages of "abuletification", otherwise known as "bazification" or "age rot" when translated into Anglonese, within recent years.
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I've noticed this with Sodapoppin, twink death hit him hard.
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Willie B. Hardigan dijo:
Since we're on topic, I have started to notice a lot of early to mid-2000s era YouTubers I've been following for a long time really start to get affected by the ravages of "abuletification", otherwise known as "bazification" or "age rot" when translated into Anglonese, within recent years. Which makes sense given how they're all starting to hit their mid-40s, and that's when most people start to decompose, but it must be truly devastating for a generation that thought they'd be the 'end of history' or 'teenage rebels' forever. I mean, we're seeing about half of the Sleepycabin crew going through their first midlife crisis on Twitter, while Chris is acting like Big Pussy Bonpensiero from The Sopranos with his constant bad back pain.

Pretty soon, Oneyplays will just be a thirty-minute compilation of the boys talking about their fibromyalgia or Dave recounting the time he had to get his fourth prostate exam in the same month because he was too constipated to sleep. And the intro animation and jingle will be replaced with this because becoming frumpy, dumpy, and grumpy old people is the fate of all Clinton-era Millennials, regardless of how much collagen or glutathione they've been coasting off of for the past two decades:

Modern Day Sleepycabin.mp4
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Best of Discussing Life Insurance Premiums
Best of Balding
Best of Twink Death
 
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