OneyPlays - have a boy... with friends

[Star Classic]

I just thought the contract ran out?

Either that or full closure. Something somewhere is preventing it from being described as cancelled. Someone'd have to find a source but I'm almost certain that was the case.

 

[Necro]

Who's vaporware will come out first?
[...]

not sure how well this information stands up since it's from Nov. 2023 but:
Cory talking about Bowlbo & answering a question about Nightmare Cops release (from TTR community discord)



I really have no predictions but they are at least still in development i would assume, cory doesn't talk much in the TTR discord anymore

 

[Incorrigible Bigotry]

What the fuck

 

[Tremolo]

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What the fuck

another one of coryiese classic blunders, never fails to make me chuckle and rub my belly

 

[Dirty Mattress]

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What the fuck

He was looking with one eye at the discord and the other looking at futa sonic porn, typing with one hand and the other down his... you know what.

 

[Rick The Stick]

Paddy is objectively the best host

We need Zach, Paddy and Chriese episode

 

[Necro]

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to be fair I definitely think Cory is legitimately and genuinely dyslexic LOL. he was trying to type "chrises" like he did a minute prior
i went through all of his logs in the TTR server and he struggles with their/there/they're and our/are sometimes, makes a bunch of typing mistakes
i don't think he's stupid, not socially at least, just struggles with typing and reading

 

[Midwit]

We need Zach, Paddy and Chriese episode

We need a Chris, Niall, Paddy and those two guys from the Minority Report playthrough. We have to attain maximum Wexford, ya fookin spah.

 

[Alabaster Disaster]

Cory's one of those guys where you can hear him spelling words wrong when he's speaking out loud. But his real superpower is spoonerisms. Lots of people will use similar-sounding wrong words; Cory will casually hang his whole point on a word that underwent three mutations in his head and no longer even occupies the same part of speech as the one he meant.

 

[Necro]

saw someone post the tranny!Chris artist a couple pages ago so here's another lovely individual that was brought to my attention

ftm tranny writing fanfic about raping Chris is larping being friends with Stamper and an "undercover newgrounds animator", throws hissy fits in comments of anything on this site that has the Stamper tag. Been teehee-ing about it for the past week

(profile) (fanfic 1) (fanfic 2)
archived fanfics: (1) (2) see no point in archiving the profile because of the way AO3's layout is (useless)

 

[SoberHeart]

larping being friends with Stamper

My close personal friend StamperLongHead confirmed that this pooner is larping in between bouts of nodding off from a fentanyl overdose.

 

[FieldPiece]

None of the boys are in the Epstein files. Only because they're in the much more damning Tomar files. It's all true, I've seen them. Tiny perfect human copies being tortured, raping strange pink talking canines, footage of tiny blurry men.

 

[Zalvert]

typing with one hand and the other down his... you know what.

Down his happy meal box, searching for his Sonic the Hedgehog toy?

 

[Spit bucket]

Saving this before Jeff deletes it in 2 hours

 

[Abeezo]

When did y'all (you all) start watching Oneyplays?

I started watching around the time this video came out. I was in middle school watching this shit in computer class, id also show my friends the funny Chris thumbnail drawings. (I still miss them )

 

[Slumbie]

saw someone post the tranny!Chris artist a couple pages ago so here's another lovely individual that was brought to my attention
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ftm tranny writing fanfic about raping Chris is larping being friends with Stamper and an "undercover newgrounds animator", throws hissy fits in comments of anything on this site that has the Stamper tag. Been teehee-ing about it for the past week

(profile) (fanfic 1) (fanfic 2)
archived fanfics: (1) (2) see no point in archiving the profile because of the way AO3's layout is (useless)

Retard wrote a story about raping Chris, and yet doesn't know that Chrises HATES Mario Kart and other cart racing games. FAKE FAN FAKE FAN.

 

[RhoasJonas]

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Retard wrote a story about raping Chris, and yet doesn't know that Chrises HATES Mario Kart and other cart racing games. FAKE FAN FAKE FAN.

Not even Crash Team Racing. SAD!

 

[ThePozzedOutCritic]

crash team raping more like

 

[Bruce Campbell's Chin]

crash team raping more like

they should replace Cory with this guy

 

[Quintex96]

If you are wondering why we are in a dry spell, it's because Chris got a part acting in a tv show