OMG, Shoes! - These shoes rule... These shoes suck...

[CatFace]

We have make-up, we have clothing, we have bad surgery. But what we need now is shoes.

Mod edit:

Personally, I think this falls under the umbrella of the “girly stuff” thread, but I’m not going to take away an opportunity for @Dynastia to insult people over their choice of footwear, so I’ll allow it.

 

[Cake Farts]

 

[HG 400]

Shoes are for protecting your feet when you walk around and if you own more than one pair of them you're basically a prostitute.

 

[VK 996]

Teva sandals are ugly as hell and I will forever associate them with the sorority girls who prove that daddy's money cannot buy a sense of style.

Spoiler: how did someone consciously ruin sandals to this extent?

 

[LofaSofa]

Wearing socks and sandals is a sin.

 

[ES 148]

Wearing socks and sandals is a sin.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Socks_and_sandals

 

[DangerousGas]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Socks_and_sandals

Why would anyone write that page? More to the point, why the fuck did I read it?

 

[From The Uncanny Valley]

Why would anyone write that page? More to the point, why the fuck did I read it?

It's fucking Wikipedia

 

[DangerousGas]

It's fucking Wikipedia

Granted, but that page read like the kind of thing I'd expect from quora or wikihow.

 

[Dysnomia]

I have one pair of shoes and one pair of winter boots. I had a dream that I had a whole bunch of shoes and they kept getting in the way because they were all over the floor. Maybe that's why I don't have more shoes.

 

[HG 400]

Wearing socks and sandals is a sin.

Vanity is a sin, socks & sandals is a practical and comfortable choice.

 

[InLivingTuna]

Shoes are for protecting your feet when you walk around and if you own more than one pair of them you're basically a prostitute.

I have to wear special anti slip shoes for work what does that make me?

 

[HG 400]

I have to wear special anti slip shoes for work what does that make me?

Do you expect me to say "Oh okay I guess it's not really prostitution if you're only doing it for the money"?

 

[Yellow Yam Scam]

Girlfriend got me these Nike Air Presto Bamboo joints for Christmas and now I'm the envy of all techninjas at the record store.

 

[AnimuGinger]

Sorel boots for the walk to work, Asics when I get there.

 

[HG 400]

Personally, I think this falls under the umbrella of the “girly stuff” thread, but I’m not going to take away an opportunity for @Dynastia to insult people over their choice of footwear, so I’ll allow it.

lol awesome, okay girls post all your shoes and let me tell you why you're shit

 

[Rio]

I've got a pair of etnies for my everyday shoes, some cute off-brand canvas shoes, a pair of dress shoes for when I'm forced to wear a suit, a pair of lolita heels from bodyline (their shoes are ok, don't judge!), and some mid-calf boots I got from R-series on taobao.

Next up is going to be a pair of knee high (or overknee) boots. I've wanted some for years but I haven't had a good opportunity to get them.

 

[HG 400]

I've got a pair of etnies for my everyday shoes, some cute off-brand canvas shoes, a pair of dress shoes for when I'm forced to wear a suit, a pair of lolita heels from bodyline (their shoes are ok, don't judge!), and some mid-calf boots I got from R-series on taobao.

Next up is going to be a pair of knee high (or overknee) boots. I've wanted some for years but I haven't had a good opportunity to get them.

You're shit and your shoes are shit.

 

[CatParty]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Socks_and_sandals

or

 

[RG 448]

I jam my feet into the first two things I see in the morning and move on with my day.