❄️ Snowflake Oli London / Rosé London - British Lad Turned Transracial South Korean TikTok Star, 16 Plastic Surgeries and Counting, Divorced a Cardboard Cutout, On a Quest to Literally Become K-Pop Star Jimin, Temporarily Transgender, Shitposter Gone Too Far

[Sophisticated Simpleton]

Wow a real life Jimin Ken doll. With 50% of American women looking like a half melted Bratz doll, i think he’d fit in here
Side note, if Asians are considered white adjacent, does that make him double privileged?

 

[Sasha]

I love the kor/ean pronouns, it made me think it was satire at first. Then I remembered we just were in current year, and dilated.

 

[murdered meat bag]

For sure. Plastic surgery in SK wouldn't include people trying to make themselves look like Kim Kardashian, though; even a country that pushes plastic surgery on kids that much doesn't have people deluded enough to try and look like her. Even the people who could pass for Kardashian lookalikes have probably not spent in the hundreds of thousands of dollars to do so. Oli saying his surgeries are no different is him making up lies to make himself feel validated.

not kim kardashian sure, but definitely to look like kpop stars. they do bone shavings and shit like that on the regular. nose bridges are a thing too. its a goofy culture.

 

[Umaru Doma]

Very excited for this thread, good introduction OP. My main question at the moment- Where would this be put, once it's out of prospering grounds? Beauty Parlor, maybe?

Hey, nice to see I was on about the board, though didn't really expect to be. Good to see it out of prospering grounds. Featured, even. Good work OP.

Edit: shit wording

 

[stupid frog]

what racial slur do i use for koreans
i want to identify them properly

 

[shuppet]

Kind of surprised that all that surgery couldn't even get him close to looking Korean tbh. I guess I shouldn't be given how bad troon surgeries are, but you'd think they could at least get the eyelids right or carve the nose into the approximate shape.

Anyway, I wonder if the guy he's trying to skinwalk knows of him.

 

[AutoGuyNoFile]

what racial slur do i use for koreans
i want to identify them properly

Gook apparently.

 

[The Cunting Death]

what racial slur do i use for koreans
i want to identify them properly

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also gook

 

[0000]

He's an excellent example of what happens when rather than treating the glaringly obvious body dysmorphia, you take their money and mutilate their face or body to their deluded requests.

exactly. we dont let the anorexics and bulimics get the knife to loose weight (also people with body dysmorphia). why is it ok to do that to troons? i always wonder.

 

[AutoGuyNoFile]

Knowing the South Koreans or any gook living in any East Asian region that has Murican troops stationed at it, I assure you that many of those said gooks are self hating yellow people who want to be white and see themselves as white.

So it is ironic to see some Britbongs wanting to become yellow gooks.

Exactly. The way I see it, K-Pop stars are 90% plastic, Oli London is 90% plastic. I think that makes him an honorary Korean. Good job. This is the one race you CAN transition into!

 

[Peacock Angel]

Kor/Ean pronouns. Christ.
I do not want to know if he fucks that cardboard cutout..
What are the high chances of Jimin, laughing at Oli (and his socials and media appearances) and planning a restraining order?

The BTS PR team will probably just tell him to keep quiet. It's not profitable to let idols get involved in stuff like this.

 

[Actually Christian Bale]

This entire thread is just the realisation of this meme:

Fuck's sake. At what point do we as a society just collectively stop those people? He's clearly not well and fucking his entire face up. A bad jaw shave can really make a mess out of your teeth and mandibular nerves. It's not like he just got a bad nose job and left it at it.

If Britney Spears has a conservatorship making all vital decisions for her, why doesn't this fucker?

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

Oil London brings me back to the days where making fun of plastic surgery was something that universally done, instead of just being “brave“ and “courageous” in the social media era.

Still, it doesn’t beat the time when a Chinese man sued his wife for being too ugly:

 

[Hongourable Madisha]

Hey guys, I'm transretard.
I'm receiving third 21 chromosomes from a donor next week and my transition will be complete.
I've received lots of hate pre-op from cisgenomes.
I have only one pronoun which is pongo.
Happy to know you all .

Tbh that is what all these white trans-Asians look like, with the epicanthic fold surgery. They don't change any of their other Caucasoid facial features and end up looking like white people with Downs. Very ableist of them.

 

[Law]

How has he paid for all of this?

He indentifies as transwealthy, you bigot.


What I don't get is that Korean is a nationality, not just an ethnicity, so if he wanted to be Korean, he could immigrate and get Korean citizenship. Of course immigration takes effort and usually requires employment, so that's right out. Also his visual-target Jimin looks like he doesn't even want to look ethnically Korean, what with the makeup, hair bleach, skin lightening and color contacts.
The lip injections make him look like he's transitioning into a Futurama character.

 

[gh0stzero]

so how long till this one kills themselves and blames kiwifarms?

 

[Abu Muslim]

Will we see Oli in the trenches with the boys when Best Korea goes full nuclear jingo on the south?

Also is the 41% a certainty, or is he too high on the dopamine of being a Korea Boy?

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

The best thing about this is that trannies can't deny how insane this is, nor can they effectively articulate a compelling argument for how they're actually incomparable versions of "transness".

 

[Terrorist]

has anyone made the "korean is a nationality not ethnicity" bit yet?

How fucking dare Koreans exclude this man. How fucking dare they tie Korean identity to Korean ethnicity. Don't they know we're all one race (the human race)?

 

[Jagraveen]

This is how K-Pop peaks, and this is how it falls.
I thought technology will help us ride flying cars and colonize different planets. But of course, we're not in that timeline. Instead, it's help the mentally ill go through months (or even years) of torturous surgeries that are doing permanent damages to their bodies.