Oi bruv you got a loicense for that?

[SandyCat]

You got a loicense for that, govna?

 

[One Sick Puppy]

Nah bruv.

 

[Retink]

Nah, I don't kneed know loisence for this here there knoife, you poofty.

 

[I Love Beef]

SLAG OFF, BRONZE

 

[SandyCat]

Nah bruv.

Nah, I don't kneed know loisence for this here there knoife, you poofty.

SLAG OFF, BRONZE

Well this is lookin' to be a problem then innit? Ya don't need to be throwin' a wobbly there ya gits. If ya fancy on keepin' it up me and me mates are gonna have to put ya in the paddy wagon.

Perhaps a good ole' bevvy and some nosh will calm ya blokes right down?

 

[I Love Beef]

COME GET YO YARBLES

IF YOU HAVE ANY YARBLES

 

[One Sick Puppy]

Well this is lookin' to be a problem then innit? Ya don't need to be throwin' a wobbly there ya gits. If ya fancy on keepin' it up me and me mates are gonna have to put ya in the paddy wagon.

Perhaps a good ole' bevvy and some nosh will calm ya blokes down?

BUS WANKER

 

[Retink]

Well this is lookin' to be a problem then innit? Ya don't need to be throwin' a wobbly there ya gits. If ya fancy on keepin' it up me and me mates are gonna have to put ya in the paddy wagon.

Perhaps a good ole' bevvy and some nosh will calm ya blokes right down?

Lookin' like em peelers gonna 'eed a crumpin' to set 'em right. No coppa gonna stop me and me mates from ownin' our knoif here in jolly ol' queen territory.

 

[SandyCat]

Lookin' like em peelers gonna 'eed a crumpin' to set 'em right. No coppa gonna stop me and me mates from ownin' our knoif here in jolly ol' queen territory.

Bring it 'umie I'll bonk ya in the gob then krump ya with me dakka and choppa

Wait sorry wrong universe

 

[Retink]

Bring it 'umie I'll bonk ya in the gob then krump ya with me dakka and choppa
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Wait sorry wrong universe

Fookin' el' the lassy must be glassed, she ain't able to keep 'er universes straight in dis here hodge podge of remakes and references that is here society there.

Edit:

Spoiler: Year of the chud bud confirmed

 

[Trigger Me Timbers]

Hahaha jokes on you, I marked the box that asked ”are you a stunning and brave Muslim“ and now I literally can’t do anything wrong!!!!1.

and if i do somehow manage to still into trouble with the cuntstoboes, haha, you activated my trap card. I also marked the “are you stunning and brave trans person?” Box with a rainbow check mark (so they know that I’m serious).

now if you excuse me, I just stole like 5 swans from the queens garden and packed them into the back of my stolen Porsche Cayenne whiles I watch the great br*tsh baykoff on the iPlayer without even paying for my telly loicence.

 

[Jason Wynn]

Right, @SandyCat now wut I’m gunna do is stomp ya guts out with this ‘ere waltzing Matilda ya banana bender! You’ll be spittin’ pearly whites to Kingdom Come, ya pickle puffer! Dead brill eh lads?

 

[A Gay Retard]

imagine getting arrested by a crooked toothed troon in a dumb hat and a yellow safety vest

 

[TFT-A9]

Ya don't even print loicenses for what I'm packin', boyo.

 

[mindlessobserver]

S-s-sorry officer. You can take moi butter knoif. I swears I was ony' troiyen t' cut cheese wid it.