Official Q&A Regarding Shutdown

[José Mourinho]

Yeah, but I mean, did he get pleasure out of it, or what? I'm just lost here. I don't understand how anyone could stand to sit in their DIRTY CRAPPED BRIEFS all day and enjoy feeling that shit squish between their cheeks.

Considering that he does that quite often, I think he enjoys it like how he drinks his own semen.

And there are some rumours from a user that Chris ate his own poop, so perhaps he enjoyed that as well.

 

[CaptainDong]

And there are some rumours from a user that Chris ate his own poop, so perhaps he enjoyed that as well.

HE ATE IT?! WHAT?! HOW?! I mean, did he make a sandwich out of it or something? Or is he like that guy that froze it first?

 

[José Mourinho]

HE ATE IT?! WHAT?! HOW?! I mean, did he make a sandwich out of it or something? Or is he like that guy that froze it first?

Probably just ate it like how drank his own semen.

 

[CaptainDong]

I wonder if he thought that eating different foods would change the taste of his poop.

 

[José Mourinho]

I wonder if he thought that eating different foods would change the taste of his poop.

According to some website I found, apparently if Chris ate some food that has blue colouring, his poop would be blue.

 

[CaptainDong]

According to some website I found, apparently if Chris ate some food that has blue colouring, his poop would be blue.

You mean like this?

 

[José Mourinho]

You mean like this? https://youtube.com/watch?v=PoyfxqobGKI

Sort of, but needs some Fanta.

 

[CaptainDong]

I bet he would get excited to see rainbow colored poop.

 

[José Mourinho]

I bet he would get excited to see rainbow colored poop.

If he does, I wonder whether he would eat it again like Skittles.

 

[CaptainDong]

If he does, I wonder whether he would eat it again like Skittles.

Well that puts a whole new spin on 'Taste The Rainbow'.

 

[José Mourinho]

Considering it's the final 24 hours, I say we bring back the banned users.

Including Peppy.

 

[Thetan]

But... there's still so much I need to know. Does Barb slip Chris the tongue when she kisses him goodnight?

 

[Thetan]

Considering that he does that quite often, I think he enjoys it like how he drinks his own semen.

And there are some rumours from a user that Chris ate his own poop, so perhaps he enjoyed that as well.

I think he cuts it with sweet tea now instead of Orange Fanta.

 

[Fishkill]

Is WCW discussion allowed in the new forum?

 

[Thetan]

You mean like this? https://youtube.com/watch?v=PoyfxqobGKI

It's kind of shaped like a girl.

 

[Batman VS Tony Danza]

About fucking time. I fucking hate you spergs and only came here to dox you all. Especially Null.

Or should I say... Enrique "Petey" Miguel. You've all just been Danza'd.

 

[WWWWolf]

Sure, change all dis shit. As long as Hulkster keeps beating John Cena. Can't keep doing all the mureening shit.

 

[The Dude]

I'm going to miss you guys. It's like losing my Dad, 9/11, my first girlfriend dumping me, and the first time I got kicked in the balls all rolled into one. I...I just...can't stop sobbing! You've all been so awesome to me. Well, everyone except paintingatree. That guy was a jerkass. What was it he said about me not being married again? Can someone quote that for me? Y'know, for old times sake?

This is the only thing that sums up how I feel.

 

[Saney]

Will I still be able to slay Loveshies on the Hulkmania board?

 

[Christ-Chan]

Quick question: Did Rob Bell have anything to do with this because he's been phoning me up and giving me some salty talk ever since I joined the forum.

I mean, he mostly talks about killing hobos and giving out hand jobs at the DMV bathrooms, but some threads slipped in there too.