Official Minecraft Server

  • 🔧 Site instability resolved. You can report double-posts and broken attachments. For bigger issues, use the Technical Grievances thread.
    🇵🇦 Nuestro primer dominio localizado está en español en kiwifarms.pa. Our first localized domain is on Spanish on kiwifarms.pa.
  • Want to keep track of this thread?
    Accounts can bookmark posts, watch threads for updates, and jump back to where you stopped reading.
    Create account
I don't have the right kind of autism to participate in this, but I look forward to seeing what you crazy kids come up with. Very wholesome and fun.

Also crossing my fingers for an eternal faction war over a droolmutt statue with one side trying to honor dear leader and the other sneaking in to desecrate the statue with dicks and stuff. You know, some classic weird videogame drama.
 
I don't have the right kind of autism to participate in this, but I look forward to seeing what you crazy kids come up with. Very wholesome and fun.

Also crossing my fingers for an eternal faction war over a droolmutt statue with one side trying to honor dear leader and the other sneaking in to desecrate the statue with dicks and stuff. You know, some classic weird videogame drama.
You already find random swastikas in the middle of no where.
 
all I can say is, how long until some upstanding Journalist gets word that the innocent baby children's game, Minecraft, is in fact a meeting ground for the right wing nazi extremist (probably pedophiles) terrorist organization known as the Kiwifarms?
 
Same energy
1594744385554.png
 

Archivos adjuntos

  • 1594744387133.png
    1594744387133.png
    3.7 MB · Vistas: 129
all I can say is, how long until some upstanding Journalist gets word that the innocent baby children's game, Minecraft, is in fact a meeting ground for the right wing nazi extremist (probably pedophiles) terrorist organization known as the Kiwifarms?
Notch is already associated with it, so I'm pretty sure the journalist already got their slice of the "NAZIS IN MINECRAFT!!!!" Pie.
 
Welcome to Cookiemonsters Bakery
Ver archivo adjunto 1448133


The ovens keep going 24/7
Ver archivo adjunto 1448136

Employees have lavish living spaces.
Ver archivo adjunto 1448134

And complimentary pool with sauna/shower combo
Ver archivo adjunto 1448139Ver archivo adjunto 1448138Ver archivo adjunto 1448137
Since you built the ovens long, get rid of the furnace, replace the opening with an iron trapdoor and then hollow out the oven and put shit from the nether that never stops burning.

Edit - Also, if you make the chimney 3x3 you can hide the campfire so just the smoke is visible.
 
how much deditated wam do i need fur a minecwaft sorver?

Depends on the player count, but between 1 and 8 GB dedicated to just the Minecraft server.

Funny thing is if you add to much it will slow down the server any time it does garbage collection (because Java), since it has to run through more memory, and can result in lag. Generally for best performance you want to only allocate as much as you absolutely need plus a little more

:autism:
 
His fix is basically "run this on a single core server from a company I'm shilling".
That's because iirc minecraft servers still only utilize one core of a CPU because mojang is omega exceptional. Somethingsomething spaghetti code, would have to re-write the thing from the ground up to utilize multi-threading.
I'll increase the world border to 100k and 12.5k in nether
bless 🙏
 
Atrás
Top Abajo