Official Kiwifarms Celebrity Hate Thread

[JambledUpWords]

Vent about your least favorite celebrities here

 

[Karen of Human Resources]

Taylor Swift.

The public office wall hanging of modern music. As bland, inoffensive yet narcissistic as possible.

 

[PaperRoads]

The Rock.

Imagine having such a fragile ego that you signed a contract to not lose fights in movies.

 

[Dysnomia]

Taylor Swift.

The public office wall hanging of modern music. As bland, inoffensive yet narcissistic as possible.

Her fandom is a cult. They attack anyone who dares to say Taylor may not be the most amazing singer ever. I bet she's a bitch too. She looks like one.

 

[Ocean's 9/11]

I don't think I've ever seen a non-obese sheboon as ugly and vile as Cynthia Erivo.

Lena Dunham can go play in traffic.

Tom McDonald is a faggot.

Many many more.

 

[King Metalia]

the following celebrities can fuck right off.

Alec Baldwin
Meryl Streep
Taylor Swift
Jimmy Kimmel & Fallon
The Dixie Chicks
Leslie Jones

 

[I'm Not Racist Anymore]

Wil Wheaton is a insufferable faggot. Soy Redditor incarnate. Imagine writing something like this over Larry David fucking with a synthetic fabric puppet.

 

[Brenda Holiday]

I hate Ryan Reynolds ugly face

 

[NoBueno]

Taylor Swift.

The public office wall hanging of modern music. As bland, inoffensive yet narcissistic as possible.

I dunno how fans don't know shes a nepo baby, her father is an investment banker for Merrill Lynch. Although she probably had to suck some old man dick to get her big break. Probably why she's a lesbian with a beard now.

 

[The Poopsmith]

Mark Hamill. I respect his body of work, but as a man, he's a gormless weasel. The poster-boy of "I Support the Current Thing".

 

[The Decimator]

Wil Wheaton is an insufferable faggot. Soy Redditor incarnate. Imagine writing something like this over Larry David fucking with a synthetic fabric puppet.
Ver archivo adjunto 7011154

LOL, that cracks me up every time! He is such a faggot.

Other celebrities I am fucking sick of include…

Amy Schumer: Fat, ugly cunt obsessed with her vagina
Melissa McCarthy: Fat, ugly cunt who isn’t obsessed with her vagina, but instead does shitty physical comedy
John Legend: Him and his slut wife can go jump off a building
Kate McKinnon: Annoying dyke from SNL who has a weird fetish for dressing up as old men
Chris Evans: Hates America despite playing a character that embodies American patriotism
Kendrick Lamar: Tuneless negro who somehow got to perform at the Super Bowl
Alec Baldwin: Got away with murder
Amber Heard: Dumb bitch who ruined Johnny Depp’s career
Miley Cyrus: Used to be adorable, now an ugly “genderfluid” weirdo
Timothee Chalamet: Inexplicably popular with women despite being ugly as fuck

 

[ZsaZsaBinks]

Tina Fey: Massive NLOG.

 

[Otterly]

Taylor Swift.

The public office wall hanging of modern music. As bland, inoffensive yet narcissistic as possible.

I know who she is, and I see pictures of her all the time in the press, but I can’t tell you a single song she’s done.

 

[Meat Target]

Will Ferrell is an annoying, unfunny faggot.

He especially pisses me off because he once got to play for various MLB teams during Spring Training one year.

If I were some young, up-and coming baseball prospect and had my dreams cut short all so that fucking curly-haired jackass could fuck around on the field, I'd be madder than a hornet.

Or if I were a pitcher and faced him at the plate, I'd intentionally bean him with a fastball.

 

[ZsaZsaBinks]

I know who she is, and I see pictures of her all the time in the press, but I can’t tell you a single song she’s done.

I’m sure you’ve heard her music in stores and on the radio.

 

[Otterly]

I’m sure you’ve heard her music in stores and on the radio.

I’m sure I have, but I can’t think of any that I know are her.
I’m going to channel my inner old lady ranting at cloud and say that modern radio pop slop is really really boring these days.
It’s wall to wall Christmas hits at the moment here in the shops. I feel sorry for the shop staff, it’s like a sensory assault of too much sparkly tinsel and MK ultra levels of Mariah Carey

 

[SouthernBitchBob]

I immediately gain a lot of respect for any celebrity asked about some controversial or political topic when their answer is something like, "Why in the hell would you want or care what my opinion on that is? I pretend to be other people for a living. I'm not that smart."

It happens so, so rarely.

 

[Taser Confetti]

Wil Wheaton is a insufferable faggot.

Wil Wheaton is like if the collective soy of Reddit spawned an entity like Chaos Gods in W40K. Henry Rollins might be even worse because he's still attempting to maintain his tough guy persona (he thinks going to the gym makes you a bad ass). He's the only person who could give Fatrick a run for his money at the Internet Tough Guy Olympics.

 

[General Patton]

Beyonce is overrated and her stans (not fans, stans) are obnoxious.

Chrissy Teigen is a huge cunt and she is so horrible that she made people not like her despite posting her miscarriage publicly.

All of the Kardashians are shitty people and are a horrible example of aging gracefully and they have shitty beauty standards that are pretty much toxic, considering pretty much all of them splurge on plastic surgery.

Anthony Kiedis is a sexual predator and needs to stop banging teenagers.

 

[ZsaZsaBinks]

I’m sure I have, but I can’t think of any that I know are her.

She used to make country music, but switched over to pop in 2012. Her country music sounded better.

I’m going to channel my inner old lady ranting at cloud and say that modern radio pop slop is really really boring these days.
It’s wall to wall Christmas hits at the moment here in the shops. I feel sorry for the shop staff, it’s like a sensory assault of too much sparkly tinsel and MK ultra levels of Mariah Carey

Working in retail means constant onslaught of Christmas music, although I’m barely getting any hours due to hour cuts as the company that I work for is trying to save money after a failed grocery store merger. It has been underwhelming, but Christmas music isn’t great to have to listen to all the time.