Official Kiwi Farms Elf Hate Thread - The thread for shitting on knife-ears

[The Ugly One]

 

[Chao Garden]

OP is on the naughty list

 

[Jeff Q. Anime]

fuck drow in particular, they're definitely niggers

Good evening. Drow lore drop time.

Bloodied From the Birth-Sac​

A notable difference between drow and their topside cousins lies in their fertility rate. Most elves have very low fertility rates, in keeping with their long lifespans. Drow mothers, in contrast, give birth as often as the more fertile races, such as humans and orcs. Their greater fertility reflects the crushing mortality rate among drow infants and youngsters. Drow females might give birth to ten times the number of babies than the females from other elven subraces do, but this does not mean that they end up with more adult children.

It is common for pregnant drow to carry twins or even triplets. Even in these cases, multiple births are rare, as the strongest of the fetuses feeds on its siblings in the womb. Pregnant drow can sometimes feel these mortal combats take place in their bellies. Such prenatal battles produce in their mothers a euphoric sensation, referred to in the Undercommon tongue as chad-zak. The feeling is infinitely stronger than that produced in the bedchamber or by any intoxicant. Without it, it is doubtful that drow women, selfish to the core, would ever deign to suffer the inconveniences of reproduction.

Chad-zak occurs up to four times per multiple pregnancy. It usually happens early in the third trimester. Mothers who experience repeated chad-zaks usually feel them in quick succession, once every one or two days. The final chad-zak indicates one fetus's successful slaying of its rivals. This process does not result in stillbirths; the slain are absorbed back into the mother's body.

https://www.realmshelps.net/charbuild/races/elf/drow1.shtml

 

[DJ Grelle]

It are often particularly ugly men - who are fat and unkempt - who cope with their ugliness with elf hate.
Elven supremacy is clear for all those who have eyes.

 

[Joshua Connor Tomar]

finally a thread for me.

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

Orcs are just elves a god shat out.

 

[Whatevermancer]

 

[Ring of Basilius]

Me, the Human Fighter, just happy to be here (none of us know that I'm the Chosen One destined to defeat the Dark Lord as foretold in The Prophecy):

 

[Dagoth AMOGUS]

I don’t trust elvish women. They’re all about being unbound by civilization and societal restraints. But when it comes to free love they always have an excuse.

 

[TenMilesWide]

Imagine all the worst properties of elf: the smug superiority, the whimsy and trickery, the obvious disdain for the common man. Imagine all that in a 4" package that ingratiates itself by offering treats and confections first. You don't hate Keeblers enough. You think you do, but you don't.

 

[Verpa Teutonica Ingens]

I don't hate elves; they make cute pets. I just hate what happens when they're allowed to roam free.

Semi-relevant:

 

[Coldgrip]

You know what the best thing about elves are? They're not dwarves.

 

[Kid Named Rocket]

Talos willing, there will be TTD (Total Thalmor Death). Skyrim belongs to the Nords!

 

[glitterglue]

Talos willing, there will be TTD (Total Thalmor Death). Skyrim belongs to the Nords!

You will all be thralls to the thalmor

 

[Drip Torch]

Elves fucked off to their magical faggot land when shit got bad. They think they are better than us!

 

[draggs]

It are often particularly ugly men - who are fat and unkempt - who cope with their ugliness with elf hate.
Elven supremacy is clear for all those who have eyes.
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Elfbros, elfsisters, stay winning

 

[not william stenchever]

That time that the elves sold a bunch of booby trapped enchanted communication stones to the orcs through a gnomish shell company was pretty funny ngl.