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- 15 de Abr, 2021
I have created the official Josh tier list so that we may see which is best. I only know so many Joshes so please inform me of other Joshes I may have missed and I will update! As for now, here is my personal rankings.
Jotch Tier:
@Jotch - He made the Kiwi Farms and he made Minecraft, what else can you say?
Also, don't forget to post code "Jotch" in the Jotch thread for 25% off Kiwi Gold™ membership!
S Tier:
A Tier:
@Rabbi Yeshua Moon - I met the good Rabbi when I was kneeling at that beautiful wall. He is my greatest ally and absolutely has no compromising video of me from Moonstein's island. I would go to war with Iran for this man of my own volition.
Null - The creator of Kiwi Farms... he's done a lot for us but at the same time his better version did that PLUS make Minecraft. He's also pretty good at begging for money, but can't compete with the good Rabbi in that regard. I think A is fair.
B Tier:
@Joshua Connor Tomar - The second jewish Josh! Now, to be fair if we were going to be ranking in a sense of morality he would have to go in some kind of F--- tier. The things this Josh has done are unspeakable... he has no rules, no boundaries, he doesn't flinch at torture, human trafficking or genocide. The piles of dead bodies left in his wake pale in comparison to his greatest crime though - creating the Kiwi Farms and exposing that Liz Fong-Jones is a rapist - despicable! Still, because I know will be tortured if I put him too low I'm hoping that B tier is enough respect to avoid a fate worse than death.
@Joshuan Moon - The punished Josh, a man denied his cheese. He's been through so much, but even after the Metal Troon was deactivated the threats keep coming. He plays my heartstrings like a damn fiddle.
C Tier:
@Joshua Cohen Mohnstein - A third Jewish Josh? This is getting a bit repetitive. How can you compete with the Rabbi I totally love for no enforced reasons or the man sometimes known as "The Butcher of Guyana"? Still, one day all Jews will be our master so we'll put this Josh in C for his potential as a cruel but fair master.
@Moon Conner Josh - A true dark mirror. The reflection Josh sees looking at grease in his empty pizza box. To reflect this epic 3rd act man vs. self conflict in Josh's hero's journey his tier is directly opposite.
D Tier:
@Jose Beaner Luna - This Josh has jumped to border and I was fine with it when I was hiring him to moderate my website for cheap I didn't like it anymore when I lost my shitposter job. Joshes like him are ruining our Forum and we need to deport him to Onion Farms to make Kiwi Farms great again!
F Tier:
@Jershua Coomer Troon - This Josh is a fucking troon! I really thought Josh had rewritten reality to be a true and honest woman, but I was tricked! I found this out after going on 10 dates with him, and then we got married for 3 years so I could really make sure he wasn't a true and honest woman. Now that I've thoroughly inspected it 427 times in sensual experimentation (exact number) I am convinced he was a man all along! Fear not, I said no homo every time to be safe just in case. F tier for being a fucking troon! ...but I could check a few more time just to be safe, call me...
Jotch Tier:
@Jotch - He made the Kiwi Farms and he made Minecraft, what else can you say?
Also, don't forget to post code "Jotch" in the Jotch thread for 25% off Kiwi Gold™ membership!
S Tier:
A Tier:
@Rabbi Yeshua Moon - I met the good Rabbi when I was kneeling at that beautiful wall. He is my greatest ally and absolutely has no compromising video of me from Moonstein's island. I would go to war with Iran for this man of my own volition.
Null - The creator of Kiwi Farms... he's done a lot for us but at the same time his better version did that PLUS make Minecraft. He's also pretty good at begging for money, but can't compete with the good Rabbi in that regard. I think A is fair.
B Tier:
@Joshua Connor Tomar - The second jewish Josh! Now, to be fair if we were going to be ranking in a sense of morality he would have to go in some kind of F--- tier. The things this Josh has done are unspeakable... he has no rules, no boundaries, he doesn't flinch at torture, human trafficking or genocide. The piles of dead bodies left in his wake pale in comparison to his greatest crime though - creating the Kiwi Farms and exposing that Liz Fong-Jones is a rapist - despicable! Still, because I know will be tortured if I put him too low I'm hoping that B tier is enough respect to avoid a fate worse than death.
@Joshuan Moon - The punished Josh, a man denied his cheese. He's been through so much, but even after the Metal Troon was deactivated the threats keep coming. He plays my heartstrings like a damn fiddle.
C Tier:
@Joshua Cohen Mohnstein - A third Jewish Josh? This is getting a bit repetitive. How can you compete with the Rabbi I totally love for no enforced reasons or the man sometimes known as "The Butcher of Guyana"? Still, one day all Jews will be our master so we'll put this Josh in C for his potential as a cruel but fair master.
@Moon Conner Josh - A true dark mirror. The reflection Josh sees looking at grease in his empty pizza box. To reflect this epic 3rd act man vs. self conflict in Josh's hero's journey his tier is directly opposite.
D Tier:
@Jose Beaner Luna - This Josh has jumped to border and I was fine with it when I was hiring him to moderate my website for cheap I didn't like it anymore when I lost my shitposter job. Joshes like him are ruining our Forum and we need to deport him to Onion Farms to make Kiwi Farms great again!
F Tier:
@Jershua Coomer Troon - This Josh is a fucking troon! I really thought Josh had rewritten reality to be a true and honest woman, but I was tricked! I found this out after going on 10 dates with him, and then we got married for 3 years so I could really make sure he wasn't a true and honest woman. Now that I've thoroughly inspected it 427 times in sensual experimentation (exact number) I am convinced he was a man all along! Fear not, I said no homo every time to be safe just in case. F tier for being a fucking troon! ...but I could check a few more time just to be safe, call me...
