Official jeremy clarkson thread (POST ONLY IF STRAIGHT+based)

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[Cat tit bingo]

One of the few respectable Englishmen. May and Hammond are up there as well, but largely on merits of association to Clarkson.

Gotta respect people who've been inches from death for there craft. Between Hammond's double super car crashes, one of which gave him literal brain damage, May getting his head bashed against rocks by a car sling shot, and almost dying at sea, and Clarkson being negative inches away from falling off Bolivia's death road they've proven there dedication and guts.

 

[SentinentCloud]

!ATTENTION ATTENTION!



lets ZOOM and INVESTIGATE



FIRST GAY SPOTTEDED

 

[Whatevermancer]

 

[Jobson]

Aryan that got banned off the BBC for muttering 'nigger'

 

[Éamonn Ceannt]

Rezzing this because apparently Jezza has been arrested by the British.

 

[Dufe]

Rubbiiiiiiish!