OFFICIAL GAME REMAKE OSTs... with no actual remakes present for some reason - (because they got fucking shoved into cameo tracks in other games the last 2 decades.

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Now this is a weird fucking thing to make a thread about I know, but I need to get this shit out somewhere after I discovered the most insane case of weird bullshit in the Mario Kart World OST. I'm not really awake now due to being on 2 days no sleep again, so bear with me if this isn't too clear.
There's also a dog barking in my ear in a way that's splitting my skull open right now as I'm typing this out so if anything's more repetitive and shit than usual it's due to the triad of fuckery going on right now offsccreen. Anyways, I wasn't initially going to make a thread abotut his but figured i would given I was recommended to. Alright, now let's get to business.


See, every once and a while you'll get a batch of songs from a game that hasn't had a proper re-release or remaster in a while get a bunch of tracks dribbled out over the years in a faithful enough manner to the source yet slightly new enough that you'd expect it to be from an HD remake. The issue? It's not from a remake. It's from a fucking spinoff game where they crammed in in the OST This has been a thing happening in video games for some time now, especially Nintendo ones for some reason. The fortune Street OST in particular is infamous for being full of shit like this. Thing is, fortune street and a number of much more recent games share the same deal of "boss intro cutscene music faithfully recreated in the HD cover but with no dramatic boss intro where it appears". This is a running theme through these. I'm not just talking about boss remixes here, I'm talking about full on "this could be used in a remake but they didn't for some reason" territory.

Yes I know kirby's adventure had a remake (nightmare in dreamland for the GBA) but the only thing that wasn't just a soundfont swap was fountain of dreams being replaced with the melee gourmet race theme that plays on the stage. There was also the co op game that cam out a little while after this one where nightmare WAS the main bad guy and they DID use a remix of his theme but it wasnt this one and it did't have the cutscene intro so it doesn't count for this thing I'm showcasing here.

Now, the reason I started this thread.
Mario Kart world has the entirety of the Mario 64 soundtrack in it for some reason. (sans the title theme but that's a remix of the main mario theme anyways... and the final bowser. )The only one that's been tweaked to a "racing" vibe is bowser's road. The rest are literally just arranged versions you'd have expected in a switch 2 launch title of a Mario 64 remake or some shit.
I was going to link all of them but people have literally made playlists of them so i can just link that.

I think the weirdest one here that firmly pushes this into "remake OST that got shafted" territory is this one that clearly adds a sound that evokes the same feeling of shooting down a pipe into the metal floor of an arena at the start of the track.
Well, That, and the fact it's literally just a Mario Odyssey-ified version fo the N64 bowser theme. The Mario Odyssey Bowser theme is also a blatantly intentional structural sibling of the N64 bowser theme to begin with makes this very very odd that this is in a Mario Kart game of all fucking things.

Mario kart world is full of these for some fucking reason it's not just Mario 64, but mario 64 is the one that specifically has enough that leaves you wondering "why the fuck didn't they just remake the game at that point?"

So yeah, feel free to poost the vidya OST remakes that are somehow not tied to actual remakes or whatever. I'm going to go and try getting back to doing the stuff I was trying to do before my brains got fucking scrambled by high decibel sounds surrounding me for the last half an hour.
 
On the same topic of MKW, the underground theme remix from the original SMB is fucking nuts. I have no idea why they included so many remixes that are barely even used ingame.
 
It's amazing how you wrote all of that shit and could have easily condensed it into 1 paragraph. Who cares if the remix isn't in some HD remake or sequel, you don't need that as a reason to remake or remix beloved music. The Mario 64 file selector is a shit example when it sounds like nothing that would appear in a 64 remake, it sounds to me like something made for a karting game, which it is. Keep me posted on if you're still kept up for days and have a dog barking in your ear.
 
Man these remixes suck. They don't even come close to the perfection that most of the Super Smash Bros. Melee remixes reached while being composed on a goddamn Roland SC88:

Big Blue

the Mother theme (the heavenly choir makes me tear up sometimes)

Fountain of Dreams

The best version of the Stadium theme from Pokemon (this is an actual orchestral arrangement though):
 
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It's way cheaper to remix an OST than to remake a whole game. One game that's on the old side that does this is Salamander 2 for arcades. When you beat the game, you get put back to stage 1 and the next loop of the game replaces the stage music with remixes from the first game.

Stage 1: Power of anger

Stage 3: Planet Ratis/Latis
 
Doom community chads have been remaking the old soundtracks for ages. Doom 3 and Doom 2016 are not true remakes so they don't count. don't @ me.


Heretic (+ Hexen) recently got a remaster with completely remade soundtracks.




and another one of my faves:


 
Doom community chads have been remaking the old soundtracks for ages. Doom 3 and Doom 2016 are not true remakes so they don't count. don't @ me.
This isn't exactly the same thing I started the thread about, but I might just chance this to "weird/cool VGM remakes. Not a guarantee but I'm ok with finding out about this is what I'm saying.

Man these remixes suck. They don't even come close to the perfection that most of the Super Smash Bros. Melee remixes reached while being composed on a goddamn Roland SC88:

Big Blue
1-23. Big Blue (Decide in the Eyes - F-Zero X).mp3
the Mother theme (the heavenly choir makes me tear up sometimes)
1-24. Mother (Bein' Friends - Eight Melodies - Title - Battle Fanfare - EarthBound Beginnings).mp3
Fountain of Dreams
1-17. Fountain of Dreams (Gourmet Race - Kirby Super Star).mp3
The best version of the Stadium theme from Pokemon (this is an actual orchestral arrangement though):
1-20. Pokémon Stadium (Main Theme - Pokemon Red - Blue).mp3
I like a good number of the mario kart remake covers, but they're dogshit as mario kart tracks. This isn'tt he only time this has happened and it's what led me to nootice more of this pattern.

Anyways back to melee, The live concert album for melee they gave way for free with one of the nintendo magazines back in the day is some of the most peak shit 2 decades later as well. Also the "mother theme" is technically bein friends and 8 melodies.

Speaking of which the MOTHER ost had HD versions of the songs with fucking lyrics. i know that's common trivia by now but it's still kind of wild. None of the sequels even had that, just the first one that's US release got fucked last minute.

They also infamously used a cut down version of one of the songs from the arranged albums for MOTHER 3 as porky's bossfight theme and new pork city in smash bros brawl onwards.
skip to 1:39 for smash porky.

Oddly the smash bros new pork city is a completely different cover and completely absent from any games (much like the rest of the HD versions of songs in the albums)
 
I had to ChatGPT that mess of an OP. I can't think of anything except the SSB series, Ultimate in particular.
 
Anyways back to melee, The live concert album for melee they gave way for free with one of the nintendo magazines back in the day is some of the most peak shit 2 decades later as well. Also the "mother theme" is technically bein friends and 8 melodies.
The live concert had new renditions of every song in Melee except the Mother songs, because fuck Mother specifically I guess.
 
The live concert had new renditions of every song in Melee except the Mother songs, because fuck Mother specifically I guess.
I don't think they'd be able to enhance this any further with a live version, just my own opinion.

 
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