Official Election 2020 Doomsday Thread

[Nypical Haterade Comment]

So you’re telling me a country who has made machinery to take us to the moon and put rovers on Mars.... Can’t properly design a machine that accurately counts marked pieces of paper?

 

[The High Prophet of Truth]

I can't say anything nice to you, so I'll say it politely. I think you're bullshitting about peace and I have no interest in playing friends with people after the vote freeze and then Biden sweep.

Yeah, I don't want to fight with anyone, but real life has become the Internet. A den of screeching apes, who can't get along and will beat each other to death over anything.

 

[Maradontia]

Well, it's taken longer than expected, but prepare for President Corn Pop.

 

[LullerDerbyRollin]

Can someone give me a brief summary of the Sharpies theory?

It's earlier in the thread and I don't like you as I find you highly disingenuous.

 

[feral cat #6385]

I'm conflicted. Part of me wants this election to go on for months, the other part of me knows I'll be stuck listening to the limp wrists I work with talking about a coming revolution until this all over.

I would like it to drag out until Thanksgiving. Unfortunately I think it will be over in a week at most.

No matter who wins, we aren't going to benefit from it. Most we can do is mine all the salt for the LOLz.

 

[Florence Sargent]

I feel like such a loser for even being sad right now. God dammit Joe, just don't keel over and die on me. My family already immigrated twice and I'm not sticking around for this Kamala shit.

 

[Sexy Peach Emoji]

Even though I think Biden will be worse, we all have to be prepared for the facts that if either of them win, half the country will hate them. I don't think the right will riot though, and will mostly larp about doing something.

The right will continue to be boiled frogs, fear of glow in the dark infiltration has effectively neutered them. There will be no pushback from Senate or house repubs.

 

[Andrew Neiman]

I see the Highlight system is still broken.

I'll have you know that post earned me an "inspirational" trophy.

It's earlier in the thread and I don't like you as I find you highly disingenuous.

You don't like me because I disagree with you.

 

[Unyielding Stupidity]

So you’re telling me a country who has made machinery to take us to the moon and put rovers on Mars.... Can’t properly design a machine that accurately counts marked pieces of paper?

If it accurately counted paper, the people that wanted the machine made wouldn't win. And we can't have that now, can we?

 

[The High Prophet of Truth]

So you’re telling me a country who has made machinery to take us to the moon and put rovers on Mars.... Can’t properly design a machine that accurately counts marked pieces of paper?

Tech has been on a stagnation trend, outside of the military. We mostly get Iphones with a shiny new case, instead of any actual practical advancements.

 

[Abilene]

I think a lot of that commuinist scum do not understand that even if Joe Biden and Woman Of Color Kamala Harris are in charge, they aren't going to want the peasants shitting on the lawn. The minute it's official they're going to release the hounds.

Fixed it for you.

 

[pot of sneed]

Agreed. Why should anyone right of Mao be interested in 'coming together' when it's the far left who has rioted, punched, stabbed, bricked and bike-locked everybody who didn't agree with them, burned down cities and overall been screaming cunts ever since Trump got elected? That being said, it's going to be funny seeing how Biden and KH deal with things now that wokies can't pretend they're the 'resistance' any longer.

 

[LullerDerbyRollin]

I would like it to drag out until Thanksgiving. Unfortunately I think it will be over in a week at most.

No matter who wins, we aren't going to benefit from it. Most we can do is mine all the salt for the LOLz.

You speak like someone that does not meet the age requirement for the website. You should discontinue using the site if you are underage.

 

[Male Idiot]

I feel like such a loser for even being sad right now. God dammit Joe, just don't keel over and die on me. My family already immigrated twice and I'm not sticking around for this Kamala shit.

What little good Joe will do, but well, maybe still better than Harris. Better get used to praying for him to not to get canned for Harris.

 

[Bongocat]

If it turns out that the Republicans control Congress while the Democrats hold the White House, I can tell you that the next 2 years will be the epitome of gridlock.
At least the Supreme Court is set.

I'd be pretty happy with gridlock at this point

 

[Abilene]

No, we need mandatory ID verification when people vote

Oh, yeah, I forgot this is still a thing in Murica. Can anybody explain why?

 

[Maradontia]

Can someone give me a brief summary of the Sharpies theory?

Trump supporters were shoving sharpies in their buttholes and posting pictures on the internet in lieu of filling out their ballots. They then complained that their sharpie butthole pics weren't being counted.

 

[ConfederateIrishman]

Honestly yes, I am a little surprised actually; I expect the farms to be completely unusable if Trump lost but people seem to be taking it like champs and continuing actual cordial discussion. Massive credit to everyone for that.

Ah, I don't think this post aged well if the highlighted post later in the day are to be believed.

 

[Orion Balls]

I can't say anything nice to you, so I'll say it politely. I think you're bullshitting about peace and I have no interest in playing friends with people after the vote freeze and then Biden sweep.

I voted in person in a rural county. My vote has already been counted. I honestly don't care who wins. Our town had record turnout, and that's all that matters to me. And yes. We DO have to work together. So, it's peace or four more years of stupid reeing.

 

[LullerDerbyRollin]

You don't like me because I disagree with you.

No, I wish it was just that. I stand by what I said, you're very disingenuous and I dislike you for that.