Official Election 2020 Doomsday Thread

[RudeRoasts]

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Wisconsin says there's no way they are announcing a winner tonight Michigan needs until Friday Pennsylvania isn't coming out anytime soon, either Per officials in those states

Get the fuck outta here with this shady shit. Lol

 

[Ma_Hooty]

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Soooo they support it, then. Man, I can't wait for these morons to lose their shit later and sperg all over Twitter - the feds will have a field day with all the terrorist threats.

 

[Ninjaweedsniper420]

Is this as big as the moon is going to get? Disappointing tbh.

 

[Billy "the Bot" Bobson]

Look on the bright side though, Mark Robinson is a legitimately supergood guy and he's running away with lieutenant governor. He's not a politician, just a dude that got famous for yelling at the greensboro city council when they tried to block a gun show from coming to town.

Oh shit, that's awesome. Gotta check the Tillis v Cunningham shitshow. I swear, if NC goes red everywhere but Governor, there needs to be some head-rolling.

 

[draggs]

now chunk and crew are the ones with conspiracy theories about the vote being rigged

 

[DuckSucker]

Man I fucking hate California.

Bullshit fucking state.

Well theyre bleeding everywhere, tell them to fix their shit and lower their bullshit prices so people stay there. They arent ACTUALLY that fucking great. Its all bullshit and hype for midwestern transplants to go talk about how theyre "cool" now. Hell Ive read even average Northern Californians hate San Fransico-ans(?). Theyre buying up a lot of land on Lake Tahoe and trashing it with parties.

Californians are the most elitist, full of shit double standard people Ive ever met. If youve known like the principal's kid? The boss's kid? Theyre all that kid.

 

[Uncle Warren]

We need this for the bgm on the front page

 

[Fapcop]

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Get the fuck outta here with this shady shit. Lol

“Oh wow, look at all those ballot boxes we found in the back that never got counted!”

 

[HumanHive]

AZ just called by Fox News.

 

[NOT Sword Fighter Super]

I am late, how is Jeb doing?

He won in our heats.
“Slow and steady wins the race!”

 

[Don't Tread on Me]

JO JORGENSON IS SURGING IN MN! SHE'S LEADING A COUNTY!
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What? Oh please, please, somehow let Trump pull this state by the skin of his teeth. We need another Jill Stein. I need to watch Democrats rage at white women on national TV again.

 

[Salubrious]

I swear the Daily Wire are the only people who don't think Trump is going to win at this point.

Edit: Iowa just flipped red.

 

[The High Prophet of Truth]

Arizona is Biden's now.

 

[Paranoia Machine]

Hillary got schlonged again, her vote won't count. Happy Birthday bitch.

Wut

 

[Pope Negro Joe the XIIIth]

Guys, just remember that the map could change a bit overnight. Anyways:

Spoiler: My prediction for final counts

 

[MrJokerRager]

Arizona is flipping to Biden. And don't know what is up with Iowa.

 

[Rei is shit]

now chunk and crew are the ones with conspiracy theories about the vote being rigged

I wonder where she is now....

 

[Billy "the Bot" Bobson]

I don't understand it myself. I thought it would be a lock but it seems there's a ton of idiots in NC after all.

I hate to promote the ballot-stuffing shit, but I can't rationalize any other way that isn't completely retarded. I won't rule out NC being full-on retard, but it's a hard sell after checking the Tillis and Cunningham run.

 

[Black Yoshi]

Is it just me or has the AP map ground to a halt? None of the swing states look like they’re reporting.

Because there's a shit ton absentee and mail in votes that will take days to count.

 

[Still Anonymous For This]

Maybe it's all the Democratic fags from Cali

Californians basically helped turn the Phoenix metro area and Tuscon into shit holes. When you couple that with Native tribes in the state that vote for whoever will agree to give them free shit and Arizona turning blue doesn't surprise me.

All the bars around Mesa hate when the casino checks come in for Talking Stick, because all the 400lb Maricopa natives descend on them, get plastered, and sneak out without paying/putting bad cards on tab.