Official Election 2020 Doomsday Thread

[MarvinTheParanoidAndroid]

I'm not sure who I should vote for in the election.

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Looks like your guy is MovieBob.

 

[Govt. Shitposting Machine]

I'm not sure who I should vote for in the election.

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Why the fuck are you using the outdated political square? Here's an updated one:

 

[Lame Entropy]

Y'all staying up for the Joe Rogan Election Special? I'm still debating whether it's worth it or not

 

[Nobunaga]

I just voted for Jeb! alongside multiple first time voting family members and those of friends, I'm only bringing this up because the farms seems to be in a safe space bubble where Trump and Biden will absolutely win and support is at an all time high. This type of insularity is not unique or indicative of anything, it makes the farms a bit disappointing really but the election's a toss up and I'm having fun all the way down.

People are voting more across the board, not just conservatively or liberaly. Neg rate me to hell but I'm stocked up on booze and ready to find enjoyment when Jeb! wins

 

[Marchesa of the Vast]

I look forward to a truth and reconciliation committee about all the apparent retards running our polling locations.

 

[Inventor of the Telephone]

Here ya go.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=3GUvmvsKZII:476This was one of my favorite clips from that night so I was able to find it pretty easily.

If only you knew how bad

 

[Da Grim Reaper]

> Trump wins
> Biden stays silent
> Antifa-BLMs starts chimping out for months
> Antifa-BLMs decides to burn police departments and maximum lulz happens
> Blimpf doesn't give a fuck, he sends the National Guard to their asses
> Antifas-BLMs attempt invade the white house, but the plan fails so now we have hilarious .webms
> Pro-Blimpf supporters arm themselves against the thugs, but the Lügenpresse starts calling them Militias non-stop, Proud Boys, Alt-Right, Kekistanis, Neo-Nazis, Neo-Chetniks, Neo-Ustashes and bla bla bla bla
> pew pew pew pew pew pew
> Contra 3 - The Alien Wars happens irl
> Biden forgets to take his meds so he starts babbling
> Democrats give up and just accept it
> Twitter users seething
> Trump Can't Win - Part 2 released on YooToob
> 10 billion dollars are sent to israel

 

[Pissmaster]

I've been up busting ass since before the sun came up. Now I'm going to take a sweet nap, not a single care in the world. When I wake up, a president will be elected. Who will it be? I don't know.

It is going to be Donald J. Trump

 

[Twinkletard]

Well, I think we can all unanimously agree that after this election, no matter the outcome, the nation should ask Florida to leave the Union.

 

[Freedom Fries]

Hilldawg had genuine supporters, as much as her campaign was anti-Trump and sad in it's own right. But compared to Biden her campaign was masterful. You're with her, after all, you're voting her to continue onward to the superior future. Nobody wants to be Ridin' with Biden. Meanwhile Trump has gained a bigger fanbase compared to 2016 and still has the "I'm Republican, hate Trump, but fuck the Democrats" vote thanks to the rioting and lockdowns. If 2016 was an election between "who do you hate more", then 2020 is an election of "I love Trump and hate Democrats" versus "I hate Trump".

FWIW for as many conservative leaners who hated Clinton for Bill's term, there were as many centrists who remember them very very fondly. If Obama wasn't the president the prior term with BLM/Critical race theorists showing their hands and the "elite" being so dismissive of the lower middle class, I almost certainly would have voted based on nostalgia for my perception of the Bill years.

 

[Cpl. Long Dong Silver]

Why the fuck are you using the outdated political square? Here's an updated one:

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Big fan of underwater nazism myself. Lebensraun under ze sea! Under the sea!

 

[Aidan]

"And so it begins."

"No. Now it ends."

No matter what happens, may the salt pour freely, may the cope be heard across the oceans, and may the seethe be visible from low earth orbit.

Maybe it was "oceans", but your post reminded me of Davy Jones unleashing the Kraken. It fits surprisingly well.

 

[Jimjamflimflam]

I look forward to a truth and reconciliation committee about all the apparent retards running our polling locations.

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I dont understand how these people think federal crimes are cute. Probably a larp but you just never know these days.

 

[Les Morfalous]

Someone get Spoony's brother

>Arizona lawman gunning down fat, texan beaner.
Based and dare I say, Marty-Robbins-pilled.

 

[Rotollo]

Well, I think we can all unanimously agree that after this election, no matter the outcome, the nation should ask Florida to leave the Union.

But we would lose the nations most powerful superhero, Florida Man

 

[Freedom Fries]

Looks like we've got another county down!. Score another for the people who say there are no problems with our definitely first world election process!

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I believe conservatives will wait and would sacrifice to vote for and support Trump. Many already have, and this is the nice big "fuck you" they get to throw as a haymaker in return for all that punishment. I'm not sure this hurts him unless it's targeted in rep lean areas.

 

[Sekirodiealot]

I voted trump last friday

 

[Arm Pit Cream]

The reality

 

[Marchesa of the Vast]

I dont understand how these people think federal crimes are cute. Probably a larp but you just never know these days.

>Young
>Hispanic
>Probably thinks if Biden wins Trumpers will get rounded up

It's your brain on mainstream media outlets and breadtube.

 

[Hard Toothbrush]

Big fan of underwater nazism myself. Lebensraun under ze sea! Under the sea!

"20000 swastikas under the seas" ist mein Lieblingsbuch.