Official Election 2020 Doomsday Thread

[Cold Root Beer]

Since HHH said he won't be posting today, if you're filling the void with the Hulk shitpost generator, and you want a phrase/insult added to generator, let me know and I can throw it in. Currently the phrase lists it randomly populates the messages from are:

const excusesList = [
        "you're all hypocrites!",
        "if Trump did this you'd love it!",
        "I only respond because you keep tagging me!",
        "I'm not obsessed, you're obsessed!",
        "neg rating me proves I'm right!",
    ];

    let moralSuperiorityList = [
        "I work at a hopsital",
        "I'm tall and you're all short",
        "you all hate women and I love my mom and sisters",
        "you could never criticize your own side, unlike me",
        "you don't even address my giant list of points, you just neg rate me",
        "I'm not a racist like all of you",
    ];

    let insultList = [
        "manlet",
        "incel",
        "virgin",
        "loser",
        "basement dweller",
    ];

 

[Drunk and Pour]

We had a line. Hour and a half wait. I had a Ben Shapiro podcast on, and the funny thing, it lasted exactly from when I first got in line until I got to the voting area. I started at 7:30am and finished at 9, and when I left the line was much shorter. I should have waited for work hours.

 

[Garm]

Well you could hop in a time machine and go back to the 1790s. You do know how expensive property is these days right?

Buy some from the county when people are delinquent on their taxes.

 

[2lolis1cup]

oh boy I can't wait for the several days of counting "valid" votes that were postmarked by today.

 

[Sweetpeaa]

If Biden wins, I'm expecting a shitshow down south. I won't throw around words like secession, but I could see it being a strong possibility depending on if there's confirmed fraud for Joe. This is MAGA country down here. Possibly literally soon.

Spike the water supply with valium I guess

 

[A_Skellington]

Spike the water supply with valium I guess

Wouldn't hurt at this point.

 

[MooseGump]

Since HHH said he won't be posting today, if you're filling the void with the Hulk shitpost generator, and you want a phrase/insult added to generator, let me know and I can throw it in. Currently the phrase lists it randomly populates the messages from are:

const excusesList = [
        "you're all hypocrites!",
        "if Trump did this you'd love it!",
        "I only respond because you keep tagging me!",
        "I'm not obsessed, you're obsessed!",
        "neg rating me proves I'm right!",
    ];

    let moralSuperiorityList = [
        "I work at a hopsital",
        "I'm tall and you're all short",
        "you all hate women and I love my mom and sisters",
        "you could never criticize your own side, unlike me",
        "you don't even address my giant list of points, you just neg rate me",
        "I'm not a racist like all of you",
    ];

    let insultList = [
        "manlet",
        "incel",
        "virgin",
        "loser",
        "basement dweller",
    ];

But I need my gimmick posts straight from the source, not russian bots

 

[Tour of Italy]

Since HHH said he won't be posting today, if you're filling the void with the Hulk shitpost generator, and you want a phrase/insult added to generator, let me know and I can throw it in. Currently the phrase lists it randomly populates the messages from are:

const excusesList = [
        "you're all hypocrites!",
        "if Trump did this you'd love it!",
        "I only respond because you keep tagging me!",
        "I'm not obsessed, you're obsessed!",
        "neg rating me proves I'm right!",
    ];

    let moralSuperiorityList = [
        "I work at a hopsital",
        "I'm tall and you're all short",
        "you all hate women and I love my mom and sisters",
        "you could never criticize your own side, unlike me",
        "you don't even address my giant list of points, you just neg rate me",
        "I'm not a racist like all of you",
    ];

    let insultList = [
        "manlet",
        "incel",
        "virgin",
        "loser",
        "basement dweller",
    ];

“It’s not that hard to get laid”
“You’re part of the Trump cult”
“I don’t even care, stop tagging me, lol”
“Over 200,000”
“You just hate facts and science”

 

[The Notorious RGB]

I love that film but the book is fantastic.

It never ceases to amaze me how the movie so utterly perverted the book yet still managed to be excellent.

 

[Johan Schmidt]

Since HHH said he won't be posting today, if you're filling the void with the Hulk shitpost generator, and you want a phrase/insult added to generator, let me know and I can throw it in. Currently the phrase lists it randomly populates the messages from are:

const excusesList = [
        "you're all hypocrites!",
        "if Trump did this you'd love it!",
        "I only respond because you keep tagging me!",
        "I'm not obsessed, you're obsessed!",
        "neg rating me proves I'm right!",
    ];

    let moralSuperiorityList = [
        "I work at a hopsital",
        "I'm tall and you're all short",
        "you all hate women and I love my mom and sisters",
        "you could never criticize your own side, unlike me",
        "you don't even address my giant list of points, you just neg rate me",
        "I'm not a racist like all of you",
    ];

    let insultList = [
        "manlet",
        "incel",
        "virgin",
        "loser",
        "basement dweller",
    ];

Hey.

This is pretty good.

A&H posters are just a bunch of virgin loser incels and you don't even address my giant list of points, you just neg rate me and I'm tall and you're all short and neg rating me proves I'm right!

 

[Fuckinkek666]

I cannot wait to see null cry like a baby because Biden is going to lose

 

[Pop pop fizz fizz]

Spike the water supply with valium I guess

To counteract all the meth?

 

[FluorideHuffer]

Since HHH said he won't be posting today, if you're filling the void with the Hulk shitpost generator, and you want a phrase/insult added to generator, let me know and I can throw it in. Currently the phrase lists it randomly populates the messages from are:

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Based Katyusha poster

 

[Eris!]

It never ceases to amaze me how the movie so utterly perverted the book yet still managed to be excellent.

Every attempt to parody right-wing thought ends up being unironically good propaganda for right-wing thought. It's really fascinating. The reverse doesn't seem to be a problem.

 

[Suburban Bastard]

Each person gets 1 vote for every $1k they pay in tax. If you aren't paying into the system you have no right to have a say in how its run.

You want to let Mark Zuckerburg have 1 million votes?

 

[SmugAutist]

Since HHH said he won't be posting today, if you're filling the void with the Hulk shitpost generator, and you want a phrase/insult added to generator, let me know and I can throw it in. Currently the phrase lists it randomly populates the messages from are:

const excusesList = [
        "you're all hypocrites!",
        "if Trump did this you'd love it!",
        "I only respond because you keep tagging me!",
        "I'm not obsessed, you're obsessed!",
        "neg rating me proves I'm right!",
    ];

    let moralSuperiorityList = [
        "I work at a hopsital",
        "I'm tall and you're all short",
        "you all hate women and I love my mom and sisters",
        "you could never criticize your own side, unlike me",
        "you don't even address my giant list of points, you just neg rate me",
        "I'm not a racist like all of you",
    ];

    let insultList = [
        "manlet",
        "incel",
        "virgin",
        "loser",
        "basement dweller",
    ];

God, the newest crop of lefties in this board is actually making me miss Ashy.

 

[Florence]

Since HHH said he won't be posting today, if you're filling the void with the Hulk shitpost generator, and you want a phrase/insult added to generator, let me know and I can throw it in. Currently the phrase lists it randomly populates the messages from are:

const excusesList = [
        "you're all hypocrites!",
        "if Trump did this you'd love it!",
        "I only respond because you keep tagging me!",
        "I'm not obsessed, you're obsessed!",
        "neg rating me proves I'm right!",
    ];

    let moralSuperiorityList = [
        "I work at a hopsital",
        "I'm tall and you're all short",
        "you all hate women and I love my mom and sisters",
        "you could never criticize your own side, unlike me",
        "you don't even address my giant list of points, you just neg rate me",
        "I'm not a racist like all of you",
    ];

    let insultList = [
        "manlet",
        "incel",
        "virgin",
        "loser",
        "basement dweller",
    ];

“Trump simps”
“You’re in love with a 74 year old man”

God, the newest crop of lefties in this board is actually making me miss Ashy.

Newest? HHH has been here for years, he only went completely fucking mental recently.

 

[The Bovinian Derivative]

HHH said he won't be posting today

What's the point in being a shitposter if you don't perform your civic/moral/god given duty on election day?

 

[Wowcoolusername]

You want to let Mark Zuckerburg have 1 million votes?

I, for one, welcome our new lizard people overlords.

 

[FluorideHuffer]

I actually think biden might win, and I'm genuinely worried about that scenario.

I don't think it'll be like death camps for right wingers, but their (t h e l e f t) dogma seems to be getting more and more radical-


Do you think things are actually gonna change? Is biden gonna cuck to the soycialists?