Official Election 2020 Doomsday Thread

[HumanHive]

I'm writing in Null and CWC for VP again. I take local elections infinitely more seriously because this recycling bullshit needs to get sorted.

Stop splitting the ticket. You’re supposed to write in DSP-YandereDev this year.

 

[IMayUseSpaces]

I always time vacation off around this time of year to watch the chaos.

 

[Samson Pumpkin Jr.]

We will know who is president when we see who is inaugurated on inauguration day. From now until then it's gonna be a wild ride

 

[Capsaicin Addict]

The fact that Joe's been running on a platform that will rape you in taxes is completely baffling to people, and it's more baffling that people will vote for that.

Because they honest to God think it'll only affect 'the rich'.

I keep saying this, and people keep staring blankly: the rich didn't get rich by letting the goverment tap them like fucking Magic cards.

 

[saralovesjuicyfruit]

If Trump wins (which I'm hoping for and optimistic about), yes, there will be riots by the usual suspects. If Biden wins, I think there will still be riots, but actually by the same people rather than right-wingers. It'll be more like a, "YEAH WE RUN DIS SHIT DIS IS OUR TIME MUFFUGGA" kind of vibe.

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[axfaxf]

U.S Presidents should be chosen via duels to the death. No weapons just barehanded 65+-year-old men beating the ever-loving fuck out of each other.

the internet on Election Night :

 

[usernames can change now!]

Either Biden is winning or the polling industry has a catastrophic structural failing that wasn't addressed in 2016 and has gotten worse since. I suspect it's the latter but I accept it could be the former.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

If Trump wins (which I'm hoping for and optimistic about), yes, there will be riots by the usual suspects. If Biden wins, I think there will still be riots, but actually by the same people rather than right-wingers. It'll be more like a, "YEAH WE RUN DIS SHIT DIS IS OUR TIME MUFFUGGA" kind of vibe.

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Does this mean that we will get the first disability trained dog in the White House if Joe wins?

 

[Ozzigy Osbourne]

If Trump wins (which I'm hoping for and optimistic about), yes, there will be riots by the usual suspects. If Biden wins, I think there will still be riots, but actually by the same people rather than right-wingers. It'll be more like a, "YEAH WE RUN DIS SHIT DIS IS OUR TIME MUFFUGGA" kind of vibe.

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Antifa/BLM will probably be rioting as soon as it gets dark Tuesday night regardless of the numbers at the time.

Stay hydrated lads it's gonna get real salty either way.

 

[Pee Cola]

The only clear winner will be shitposters.

 

[KingCoelacanth]

I'm writing in Kanye regardless if my state allows.
Everything else is going to be all dems, hoping they'll allow more riots and arsons

 

[Celebrate Nite]

If Trump wins (which I'm hoping for and optimistic about), yes, there will be riots by the usual suspects. If Biden wins, I think there will still be riots, but actually by the same people rather than right-wingers. It'll be more like a, "YEAH WE RUN DIS SHIT DIS IS OUR TIME MUFFUGGA" kind of vibe.

Either way, considering people have been stocking up to prepare for such an event I expect a lot more seriously injured (or dead) BLM/Antifa members. Hoping we get "Rooftop Koreans 2: Electric Boogaloo"

 

[WinchesterPremium]

Because they honest to God think it'll only affect 'the rich'.

I keep saying this, and people keep staring blankly: the rich didn't get rich by letting the goverment tap them like fucking Magic cards.

You've definitly tried to use that as a pickup line before, haven't you?

 

[Tovarisz]

I doubt Trump will win if only because of how many bilions were sunk into making sure he doesn't.

It'll take a miracle this time.

No matter who wins, internet is going to get fucked up completely though, everyone will triple and quadruple down to making sure nothing off beat is allowed to happen or be so much as whispered. Either Trump kills 230 or Democrats get on working on China style internet for the US.

I'm pessimistic af about the future in general so I'm biased towards negativity.

 

[crocodilian]

No he hasn't lmao, Joe's platform is "I am not orange man"

I'm not sure Biden himself knows what policies his handlers intend to implement, and I can't blame you for not knowing since Google is worthless, but Biden's plan does appear to include a tax hike.

 

[A_Callow_Youth]

We will know who is president when we see who is inaugurated on inauguration day. From now until then it's gonna be a wild ride

The curse of modern communications tech strikes again. Back in the day, that was damn near how long it took for the votes to be counted, electors to vote, and the electoral votes to make it to Washington to be counted. Nowadays, the instant nationwide feedback has everyone expecting, well, instant results, and should those fail to materialize, shit's gonna get interesting.

Strap in, fuckos.

 

[Billy_Sama]

Cue the fitting music to set the mood.

 

[Sage In All Fields]

I'm not sure Biden himself knows what policies his handlers intend to implement, and I can't blame you for not knowing since Google is worthless, but Biden's plan does appear to include a tax hike.

No dude I don't think you understand, basically no one who is voting for Biden cares about what policies he has, neither does anyone voting for Trump. Everyone who's voting for Trump is doing it to own the libs and everyone voting for Biden is doing it because he isn't orange man. I haven't heard a single celebrity talking about Biden's tax plan or whatever other nerdy shit, they literally just say "we want this to stop vote for Biden to make that happen".

 

[WinchesterPremium]

No dude I don't think you understand, basically no one who is voting for Biden cares about what policies he has, neither does anyone voting for Trump. Everyone who's voting for Trump is doing it to own the libs and everyone voting for Biden is doing it because he isn't orange man. I haven't heard a single celebrity talking about Biden's tax plan or whatever other nerdy shit, they literally just say "we want this to stop vote for Biden to make that happen".

50 cent talked about it, owned.

 

[Pina Colada]

Trump has to and may win by a landslide, given Biden and Kamala inflating their campaign numbers for all their worth. Compare Trump rallies that have him fly to several states a day(!) with thousands of attendees to the cricket to supporter ratio of the average Biden rally!