🐮 Lolcow Obese haiwaan man on a CWC-style lovequest.

[iggleton]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oizy2XO9Zhc

Kinda like Chris in the sense that he is overweight and on a ridiculous lovequest. Doesn't seem to have the excuse of autism however. Still though, at least he is actively approaching girls (however out of his league) rather than passively waiting for them to approach him.

 

[AtroposHeart]

Oh, God...I could only watch through the first girl. I will hand it to 'nector' for not crying RAPE and getting him in the balls for running off. That is so awkward

 

[The Dude]

This will NOT end well.

 

[Surtur]

Some of the commenters are pretty lulzy.

 

[iggleton]

Some of the commenters are pretty lulzy.

I feel sorry for the poor girls in this video, and the other ones he filmed. It is demeaning to those women. It's like the digital-age equivalent of a bunch of builders dog-whistling at a woman as she's trying to walk home, except it's so much worse because now thousands of people around the world can see you get harassed by an obese asshole with a camera on his head.

 

[Fialovy]

I feel bad for those two girls at the end of the video. At least they were using the buddy system... And also the first who might have been naive (who knows how he will be with her! I wouldn't be surprised if she gets her phone flooded)... and the second, who was pretty pissed off at him it seems... I'm surprised nobody made a run for it or he got bitchslapped. I guess they were too much in shock, which is understandable I would be in shock too if some random guy just came up with me like that.

 

[Some JERK]

Approaching complete strangers on the street isn't really such a great way to meet people anyway. What you're really saying is "i'm desperate and you're here, so you'll do... whoever you are."

 

[soIregistered]

I could scarcely get past that shittastic music in the beginning. I'm pretty sure I hate this guy. Like a lot.

 

[DrChristianTroy]

Work computer doesn't have sound. But Jesus fucking Christ I can already tell I would hate this guy.

 

[Meeko]

I could only make it through the first girl and I was surprised she gave him her number. If that'd happened to myself or any of my friends, we probably would've given him a random number if we didn't flat out refuse. Seriously, what was she thinking? I bet she's probably had to block his number if he's called as many times as any of us think he probably has. I bet she thought it was some sort of stunt for a television show.

 

[Duke Nukem]

LOL, another self-proclaimed "Nice Guy" desperate to get laid. I pray to GodJesus that this guy isn't for real. ]P

 

[Saney]

I could only get up to the second girl, I always get the worst case of second-hand embarrassment when I watch stuff like this. He's a creepy fucker.

 

[Picklepower]

God what a loser, these girls were being way to nice to him, they probably thought he was retarded, and felt bad.

 

[Lady Houligan]

I couldn't even finish watching the first girl he was talking to. God I feel so sorry for anyone who was on this video.

 

[ZombieGaryOak]

I felt so bad for the second girl. That "joke" was so unbelievably creepy and he just kept going on with it. Not to mention he was filming them and they didn't even know. I hope the first girl typed in a fake number, but the second was the hardest to get through.

 

[DrChristianTroy]

Wait they couldn't tell they were filmed? The camera was fuckin big. God that makes it creepier. Also apparently he did a stand up open mic. I made it about 49 seconds in. He says "The funny part is coming" and I tapped out. In the words of Dr. Tobias Funke
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[ZombieGaryOak]

Wait they couldn't tell they were filmed? The camera was fuckin big. God that makes it creepier. Also apparently he did a stand up open mic. I made it about 49 seconds in. He says "The funny part is coming" and I tapped out. In the words of Dr. Tobias Funke
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They saw the camera, they just didn't know he was already recording which definitely freaked out the second girl.

Here's the first episode of "That Feel When No GF" (that's such a stupid title), which is a lot more watchable: [youtube]KKAYnragC1k[/youtube]

 

[Qqqqq]

1:27, the girl literally yells out Stranger Danger.

 

[Surtur]

1:27, the girl literally yells out Stranger Danger.

Not unwarranted.

 

[QI 541]

And this is why I don't see "Chris doesn't approach women" as a flaw.