Null, will you marry me?

[GHTD]

I've always wanted a simple corn harvester husband. Together, we can harvest corn all day and all night, think of the possibilities!

 

[KittyGremlin]

I hope you two find happiness. And lube.

 

[Evan_Wynn_D]

I don't know about Null but I give you my personnel permission to marry him, you would make a great wife. You would be the kindest soul to grace this planet and a loving partner that no man would ever want to give up. You could handle anything and nothing could ruffle your feathers. Your children would be some of the happiest people alive.

No I didn't say he was a great husband. Just that he's a good person who will treat you with the utmost respect. You two could be the most perfect couple together. And he is a little boy's dream. So cute and sweet.

 

[HERE YOU GO]

You only harvest corn once per year though.

 

[Kilo Riley]

OP, are you

A) a delusional troon that has been milked half to death by the internet?

B) a thick serbian tradwife?

C) rich as fuck?

If you answer 'yes' to any of these questions, maybe lord and savior jersh will impregnate you with his voluminous seed.

 

[KittyGremlin]

OP, are you

A) a delusional troon that has been milked half to death by the internet?

B) a thick serbian tradwife?

C) rich as fuck?

If you answer 'yes' to any of these questions, maybe lord and savior jersh will impregnate you with his voluminous seed.

D) fat

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

No. He's marrying me and becoming my 2nd husband.

 

[PeggieBigCock]

at least take him to dinner first

I’ll take you to dinner first

 

[Elaine Miller]

I agree with the OP. I advise everyone in this thread to fight for Nool’s hand in harvester marriage.

 

[mr.moon1488]

He'll only be interested if you let him feed you corn.

 

[Elaine Miller]

He'll only be interested if you let him feed you corn.

Good thing I’m lacking in fibre.