Null-lookalike sighting IRL

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Courtesy of the pooner zoo thread
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A close phonetic equivalent to "Joshua" in Vietnamese would be "Giô-su-a" (pronounced as "Joe-su-ah")
Bạn cũng nói chung là chính xác.
Put aside, I have other phonetics like: Cho-su-ah; Chó-xu-á (wordplay/pun intended). It depends on how much Vietnamese retards love to pick on foreign names.
If you say it in Vietnamese, specifically the Huế dialect, it’ll sound a bit funnier: Trỏ-xu-ah.
Enjoy mắm tôm prison, stlaker foreigner.
 
Based on the facial resemblance and a bunch of contextual indications involving how preposterously-fucking-small a world it is for me, this is not just a Null Lookalike, this is literally Null's biological father, John Christopher Madden, born 10/26/77, grew up in Southie, went to Don Bosco High and St. Joseph's College, cursed with a chubby effeminate pieface all his life, as a young cherubic boy looked EXACTLY like Null does now, brother of two siblings who look EVEN MORE like Null, huuuuuuge fucking squash, a size 8.5 fitted baseball cap, IIRC, phenomenal athletic accuracy and torque in sports, generally excellent taste in music, pathologically disloyal to his friends, last known whereabouts are somewhere in rural East Buttfuck, Maine.

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To take two WILDASS guesses at a secret biological mother, based on trends in whatever fucking hidden eugenics scheme produced Null, wherein the answer is typically Somebody I've Personally Met, because holy shit you people have no concept yet what the fuck's been going on under your nose and right in front of your eyes, nor do you understand how fucking WEIRD it all is...

• Jessica LaFlamme, painter who graduated Boston University in the late 1990s?

• Larisa/Lara Wilkinson, daughter of the Ellul translator John Wilkinson, from Santa Barbara?

Combine either of those two cunts with Madden about 5 or 10 times, and you'll wind up with somebody who looks EXACTLY like Null at least once.
 
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