Null is like really really fat, How fat is he ?

[AnOminous]

What if Null owned two pairs of pants?

I'm pretty sure that if he did, he'd wear one of them. And then. . .

Spoiler

he'd wear the other until he got around to washing the first one

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[Jaiman]

I like fatties.

 

[Bassomatic]

Let's break out some real old school fat jokes

Null is so fat he uses a boomarang to put his belt on
Null is so fat when he sits around, he really sits around
Null's blood type is Gravy
Null's not charismatic, people are around him all the time because gravity
Null has more rolls than a bakery
I'm really proud of Nulls weight loss plan of dropping 20 lbs, only 32 more to go.

 

[AnOminous]

Let's break out some real old school fat jokes

Null is so fat he uses a boomarang to put his belt on
Null is so fat when he sits around, he really sits around
Null's blood type is Gravy
Null's not charismatic, people are around him all the time because gravity
Null has more rolls than a bakery
I'm really proud of Nulls weight loss plan of dropping 20 lbs, only 32 more to go.

Yer mom's fatter than all those put together.

 

[AnOminous]

I think this whole thread is just a distraction from the real issue.

 

[Stephanie Bustcakes]

I think the real question is: What is Null's definition of spicy?

 

[AnOminous]

I think the real question is: What is Null's definition of spicy?

It better be BOLDY or I'm done with this place.

 

[January Cyst]

What if Null bought a pint of milk?

 

[Internet War Criminal]

Null moved out not because of Vordrak, but he was in fact forces out by Lil Marco because the state just couldn't support both @Bitch I Might Be and him (and get eating habits are too vital for the state)

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

Gentlemen, I have prepared a (crude) illustration depicting how fat Null is

Spoiler

 

[Pina Colada]

Big enough to be one of Jupiter's moons.

 

[RI 360]

p fuckin fat

 

[Curt Sibling]

Not as fat as Andrew Dobson.

 

[RI 360]

So fat his last name is literal.

 

[Male]

Null more like Marshnullol am I right

 

[RI 360]

So fat he's changing his name to Josh Jupiter.

 

[VJ 120]

One time I asked chat which one of us was skinnier, me or Null and everyone said me

 

[AnOminous]

One time I asked chat which one of us was skinnier, me or Null and everyone said me

Seriously? Holy fuck, he is fat as fuck!

 

[RI 360]

One time I asked chat which one of us was skinnier, me or Null and everyone said me

BIMB and Null met for sukk but he was the one who sukked.... her... into his orbit.

 

[Null]

I think the real question is: What is Null's definition of spicy?

I like it to burn both ways baby