🐮 Lolcow Null - Anthony "A-Log" LoGatto 2.0 - aka ZSponge writes a butthurt "song" and KF shitposts

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I heard Null kicks puppies and only feeds them pickles.

I also heard he has them drink Coke Zero, but we all know this is false. Null doesn't share them, despite the drinks telling him to.

fishercat dijo:
I heard that Null poisoned our water supply, burned our crops, and delivered a plague unto our houses!
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He DID?!?
 
is he the one that ran the pokemon thing and then was a pedophile?
 
Null dijo:
I'm an American who immigrated to Australia and then moved to the Philippines. I'm still a US National.
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No man don't you see that makes you a Canadian. Here is legit facts on why and how why.

In 1987, Huey released an album, Fore, an album that is also used to decrypt launch keys in the US nuke arsenal. Within days Canadians figured it out and have cucked us ever since.
Ever wonder why Taco Bell stopped putting Fritos in the burritos for decades? Canadias.
Ever think of why pools sold at Wal Mart are so flimsy yet weigh the amount of a flatbed full of chihuahuas when you have to move the box for it? Canadias.
Garry Shandling? CANADIAS.

We have to DO SOME THINGS man, we have to FIGHT CANADIAS, and we can totally do it man, operation casablanca is go, oh yeah man, we're talkin' full tilt space time warpination, and there's no stoppin now.

We can take a yellow liquid and invest in Twitch, we can rent lawnmowers, we can throw ham at the wall, we are american and it's hip to be square because some raincoat man told me to when I sold him an axe for his nonexistant front lawn in 1987 man that was good times yeah buddy that's his own weekend.
How the fuck is this thread still going goddamn.
 
Cowlick dijo:
No... Your writing/mind is. You originally posted:

You're succeeding in doing absolutely nothing and letting everyone know how of your hubris for the thousandth time.
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TJ, your words are empty and jumbled. Do you know what word salad is? Our failure to comprehend what youre trying to get across is not a failure on our part (and certainly not caused by our intellects being less than yours) but is instead a failure on your part to use the proper language and syntax to clearly and concisely perform the task known to the non-retarded humans of the world known as communi-fuckin-cation.
Here is a well known meme that I feel accurately simulates your misguided attempts to express concepts to the rest of us on account of your erroneous but adorable conclusion that you think you're people:


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