NPC Memes - BEEP BOOP - we are all unique and special - ORANGE MAN BAD

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Outside of the political spectrum, I think the most obvious NPCs remaining would have to be Apple users and fanboys.
It's incredible watching these special little boys go into damage control for their corporate masters. They'll literally defend anything.

No 3.5mm jack, even on Pro models? Innovative and brave.

Tinkertoy operating system with extremely poor UI flow, and very minimal software compatibility to the point in which it can't even run program suites from the year before? You're just living in the past!

No Escape key? lol who needs that?

No removable storage options for literally any of their mobile devices? That's how you get viruses, you know. Apple's just trying to protect me!

Overfetishizing slimline profiles for mobile devices to such a degree that the phone/tablet bends in your pocket/bag? Buy a case, after all, the device is never a complete product until you ACCESSORIZE!

No way of accessing higher level functions on hardware that you own? Stop being a hacker, you're the reason why Nintendo has to take such a hard stance on piracy! You should NEVER want anything more out of what you buy!

There's an excuse out there for every fucking thing.
 
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Outside of the political spectrum, I think the most obvious NPCs remaining would have to be Apple users and fanboys.
It's incredible watching these special little boys go into damage control for their corporate masters. They'll literally defend anything.

No 3.5mm jack, even on Pro models? Innovative and brave.

Tinkertoy operating system with extremely poor UI flow, and very minimal software compatibility to the point in which it can't even run program suites from the year before? You're just living in the past!

No Escape key? lol who needs that?

No removable storage options for literally any of their mobile devices? That's how you get viruses, you know. Apple's just trying to protect me!
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The amount of corporate worship going on is rather disturbing. There are people who talk as if these companies are like parents or big brothers to them and defend them without mercy regardless of the scummy shit they do. Apple, EA, Bethesda, Disney, Youtube, Google, etc fans along with Console War fags are obsessive and are just as NPC-like (if not more so) than political types. Their favorite hallowed companies could sell them literal turds and even endorse kicking puppies yet their leagues of fanatics would still find ways to defend them. It reminds me of Brave New World.
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Ignore the 1984 comparison, just focus on the right panels.
 
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