Not-E3 2024 Thread - A place to discuss the whole week's worth of video game broadcasts and announcement

[WelfareNiggerQueen]

WHY IS EVERYTHING PURPLE!!!!

 

[Left Ass Cheek]

The new Dragon Age is gonna suck cock, it's completely unrecognizable aesthetically and tonally. I'd be shocked if anyone who worked on DA Origin aside from the charity hires in the writer's room had a hand in making Veilguard.

 

[Blitzsneed]

As always, doom is the highlight of the whole show. Doombros stay winning. The rest will be goyslop.

The only thing that would be better than this would be an announcement of a new IP that actually looks good. And that's hard to do nowadays. There were 2 new IPs (Wukang, Phantom Blade 0) that remotely looked interesting so far. Two.

 

[Soycast Guy]

I think that honor would go to Black Ops 6. It was first to be shown, with more to tease AFTER the showcase. Nothing against DOOM, it just came and went as any other title.

I hate modern cod and doom is one of the only western franchises that is still good. That’s why.

 

[The Last Stand]

Did Fallout just show a skeleton of a lady?

Edit: oh, play as a ghoul.

 

[IDanceonTrannyGraves]

Expedition 33 - a not so subtle Nier knockoff.

Edit - oh what a surprise. More niggers.

Edit edit - LOLOLOLOL A Forsaken knockoff? AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

 

[Soycast Guy]

Expedition 33 - a not so subtle Nier knockoff.

Edit - oh what a surprise. More niggers.

I also heard Clive Rosfield, which confused the fuck out of me.

Edit: Jesus man, south of midnight looks so fucking horrible. What’s that shitty music?

 

[Soggy Floppa]

the TAA in this south of midnight dei slop is completely busted because of the low framerate animations. There are no motion vectors so every time the animation jumps the TAA breaks and you get weird artifacting. I have no clue how they didn't see this, literally zero standards for graphics anymore

 

[The Last Stand]

South of Midnight. Is it me or did that reveal look choppy as hell?

 

[Blitzsneed]

mup da doo didda po mo gub bidda be dat tum muhfugen bix nood cof bin dub ho muhfugga

Who the fuck even plays WoW to this day? It was over after WotLK.

 

[blablabla]

I have no clue how they didn't see this, literally zero standards for graphics anymore

at the end the crocodrile dude was moving like shit, that was artisitic or the game shitting itself?

 

[Soggy Floppa]

at the end the crocodrile dude was moving like shit, that was artisitic or the game shitting itself?

the water particles was it shitting itself, the low framerate is stylistic

 

[The Last Stand]

at the end the crocodrile dude was moving like shit, that was artisitic or the game shitting itself?

I thought it was stop-motion but the gameplay did not have that. Even so, it was distracting.

 

[blablabla]

gaming in 2024 everyone

 

[WelfareNiggerQueen]

Yay. another remake. Don't care if it's MGS3.

 

[Blitzsneed]

MGS3 remake. Wierd feeling after playing the OG last month. Aaaaand no release date.

 

[Left Ass Cheek]

I love how the World of Warcraft trailer started with footage of cinematics for expansions made before DEI and then as soon as they get to the new stuff the first thing you see is an ugly corporate mandated black female badass stepping into center frame

 

[The Last Stand]

MGS3 remake. Wierd feeling after playing the OG last month.

Metal Gear Solid Triangle. Cool.

 

[WelfareNiggerQueen]

Metal Gear Solid Triangle. Cool.

Hrmm. You see. It's because a triangle has 3 sides. 150IQ konami. I'm literally soy facing.

 

[Left Ass Cheek]

"Souls-lite" jesus christ just blow my brains out dawg