Not-E3 2020 Thread

[Honka Honka Burning Love]

I am actually quite increasingly MATI at that design. Fucking wow. Five years of that design.

Just tell people it is your girlfriends vibrator.

 

[tigergrinder]

Pramata feels like a straight up ripoff of Death Stranding.

Yeah but if it's a better game then I don't mind. Good artists borrow, great artists steal.

 

[AnaV]

Maybe the reason they didn't show the price tag was because it's 599$

edit: i was right
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Bet that price tag goes up if you want a bigger SSD, honestly at this point what is that, like 10 games?

Edit: How big are next-gen games going to be, who wants to bet 1tb holds like 2-3 games.

 

[Marissa Moira]

I dunno I like the design it's fucking weird, we've had far too many safe looking consoles.

The middle may apparently light up like a solar beacon.

 

[Trans Fat 41g]

I cant tell whats worse, that or the sex box

The Xbox at least has practical shape and not some nameless fractal blob.

 

[Smaug's Smokey Hole]

The consoles design looks like a commercial for detergent, that is an achievement of some kind.

 

[Rei is shit]

It looks like a Dubai skyscraper. You know one of those shit designs an architecture firm couldn't find any clients for in the west so they just offer it to dumb oil money arabs.

I hope chad warden comes back since its FIVE HUNDRED NINTEY NINE US DOLLARS.

 

[Marissa Moira]

The Xbox at least has practical shape and not some nameless fractal blob.

It's a rectangle and it looks boring. It looks like Alexa but fat and edgy.

 

[tigergrinder]

The absolute state of Sony
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Also way to give your own game's ending away. Life is Strange: But with Dinosaurs. A meteor's falling. Wonder if the ONLY CHARACTER WITH FEATHERS is gonna survive the ensuing cold, dark days?

 

[Saxxon]

Seriously tho, what were they thinking with the furry game? It doesn't look like something that shows the power of your new console, it doesn't look good at all.

 

[Marissa Moira]

The absolute state of Sony
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It fucking bothers me that they made the wings like angel wings instead of incorporating them into the arms.

Everything in that looks fucking gay. Like they made Dinosaurs look gayer than the retards who kept pushing T-Rex but with feathers.

 

[AnaV]

Seriously tho, what were they thinking with the furry game?

 

[aricebowl]

I wasn’t even going to buy the console beforehand but now I want to buy it even less because it looks like smartspeaker and they’re actually trying to get a digital only version on the market.

 

[Trans Fat 41g]

Seriously tho, what were they thinking with the furry game? It doesn't look like something that shows the power of your new console, it doesn't look good at all.

These games perfectly align with its design: "haha quirky protagonist go wee"

 

[Pissmaster]

So what console are you gonna get:

The Xbox Series X

or the Playstation 5?

 

[Honka Honka Burning Love]

Yeah those people, who never have any friends over but claim they can't have things cluttering up their space. But they'll own fucking huge books they never read and instead use them for decoration.

Harry Potter wow

 

[AmericFront]

It looks worse when it's laying on its side

 

[Trans Fat 41g]

 

[AnaV]

It looks worse when it's laying on its side

 

[Marissa Moira]

It looks worse when it's laying on its side

I love it even more now