Nolan's The Odyssey - Potentially could be epic or an epic flop.

This is quintessential awards bait. Literally the only reason this exists is to win all the awards so Nolan can rub his oversized Jewnose on them.
 
NO OLIVE TREE BED?

So let’s see:
1) no nobody which is supposed to be the catalyst for the journey
2) Circe is an old cunt who doesn’t break the hospitality rules but instead just turns them into pigs. No nymphs no palace WHICH IS WHY CIRCE LITERALLY TURNS MEN INTO PIGS TO PROTECT HER NYMPHS
3) no Hermes and moly
4) NO OLIVE TREE BED

Did this retard read the odyssey at all

I can’t believe a 20 year old YouTuber/tiktoker who made a musical showed more love for the myth than this retsrd
 
I will go see it in the cinema tonight and report back in detail. I like Nolan as a director (albeit not his newer movies) so my expectations are pretty neutral, I doubt I will regret going. I watched a few minutes of the camrip and bemoaned the shit quality so seeing it on the big screen will allow me to judge the cinematography and sound way better.
 
Ellen Page doesn’t even pass as the young twink soldier that the movie is trying to pass Sinon off as. Her voice is still distinctly that of a woman trying to imitate a manlier one.

Also Odysseus is weirdly stupid and overly emotional in this film. I can’t even blame Matt Damon for this because he IS capable of playing a quick-witted rogue archetype but the movie is intent on ramming Odysseus into the same generic melancholy sadboi mould that all of Nolan’s male protagonists fall into.

Also fucking hell is Lupita even uglier in the actual film. Out of all the black women to cast they had to pick the most mannish looking one. And in case you think I’m exaggerating there’s a scene where she is briefly half-naked exposing her torso and she literally has the body of a man.

I’m starting to think that one schizo YouTuber whose name escapes me now who claimed that all Hollywood actresses were secretly MtF trannies may have been onto something.
David Stay. He played Man-Darr in a Japanese live action show and Metokur interviewed him.
 
The Rotten Tomatoes audience reviews are so fucking fake man.

The overwhelming majority are one sentence reviews like this.

"Best movie ever!" Jake

"Greatest Movie ever!" Rebecca

"Best film I've ever seen!" Mike

Like almost all of them are in that exact format.
 
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I expected it to be terrible, but even the absurdly effusive critical reviews didn't prepare me for the leaked clips and still images. It transcends mere "woke" garbage, it's an absolute abomination. An effrontery. A film student project has more passion and attention to detail.
 
NO OLIVE TREE BED?

So let’s see:
1) no nobody which is supposed to be the catalyst for the journey
2) Circe is an old cunt who doesn’t break the hospitality rules but instead just turns them into pigs. No nymphs no palace WHICH IS WHY CIRCE LITERALLY TURNS MEN INTO PIGS TO PROTECT HER NYMPHS
3) no Hermes and moly
4) NO OLIVE TREE BED

Did this retard read the odyssey at all

I can’t believe a 20 year old YouTuber/tiktoker who made a musical showed more love for the myth than this retsrd

I'm not going to watch the Nolan trash, but going by the posts in this thread, the adaptation below is far closer to the spirit of the original and better integrates a diverse cast:

 
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I have noticed quite a bit of promotion for Christopher Nolan's * Odyssey*, but I have yet to see any confirmed box office numbers regarding its opening weekend. This lack of concrete data seems somewhat unusual to me. If not outright suspicious. We have a good idea of supergirl box office on opening weekend. If anything reminds me of how people shilled Steven Spielberg discloser day as a hit the first week. It wasn’t.
 
I have noticed quite a bit of promotion for Christopher Nolan's * Odyssey*, but I have yet to see any confirmed box office numbers regarding its opening weekend. This lack of concrete data seems somewhat unusual to me. If not outright suspicious. We have a good idea of supergirl box office on opening weekend. If anything reminds me of how people shilled Steven Spielberg discloser day as a hit the first week. It wasn’t.
It just opened today. We should have proper projections later today or tomorrow, but early estimates puts it between $85-100m now (previously they estimated it at $100-120m).
 
Spike Lee sucks Israeli cock these days.

All these black power type negroes were just hoes at the end of the day.

And Nolan fell for their tricks, plus being a bong makes it worse.

Bongs lost some soccer final few years ago, the reaction of their fans was to create nigger worship murals of the ngubus that unironically cost them the game. And who can forget them doing the BLM kneeling against Team USA and some other rando African team, and getting no response or applause back in return.
 
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I have noticed quite a bit of promotion for Christopher Nolan's * Odyssey*, but I have yet to see any confirmed box office numbers regarding its opening weekend. This lack of concrete data seems somewhat unusual to me. If not outright suspicious. We have a good idea of supergirl box office on opening weekend. If anything reminds me of how people shilled Steven Spielberg discloser day as a hit the first week. It wasn’t.
Opening weekend hasn't happened yet, all we have is the preview box office
 
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