Nolan's The Odyssey - Potentially could be epic or an epic flop.

The Wishbone version is always the best version

He is a better Sherlock Holmes than Butfuck Cubumberbatch.

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Conspiracy Hypothesis:
This was intentionally leaked because the studio knew the movie was not going to make its money back. So they needed to go back to the old money investors with an excuse OTHER than the audience was racist/sexist/homophobic, because that excuse was worn out. So now they can say "the movie was leaked, we need another test of woke for audiences."

* Doomcock stated via a source that this movie was a final test for woke to Old Money Investors (not Black Rock or Vanguard) to show that woke could work under the right conditions. The Woke agonists need an excuse other than racist/homophobic/sexist because the Old Money people are tired of losing money, and are rightfully eying woke ideology as the problem. Old Money doesn't care if films are woke or not so long as they make money.

* Supergirl's failure was an extreme blow to the woke agendaists in Hollywood.

I hope this movie fails hard. The Nolan fan boys are all this movie has going for it at this point.

* The movie is high on awareness, but interest in actually seeing the movie dropped off a cliff once people became aware of how woke this film was going to be. I think that was either reported by youtubers Film Threat &/or WDW Pro.
 
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Oh also, I forgot when it is, but there is a scene where spiderman and punisher are "hunting" and are having a conversation at full volume, and the entire thing is so laughable in concept. They are just sorta slow walking down what is basically a hallway, "shooting" birds with arrows, while talking loud enough that any bird would be scared away minutes ago. The way they knock and let loose arrows feels like a childrens play more than a historical film. It legit felt more like a scene that would have been in DC's Wonderwoman film than a Nolan movie.

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The worst part, is that like I said in my post, her acting post death (that scene) is far better than her acting everywhere else.
 
I feel like unless they really start goyvertising this movie a ton harder, the most money made from this will be made by youtube slop reviewers collectively. The movie itself will make a concordillion dollars.
 
Wait, they actually do this? This is fucking retarded. How can people eat this low effort shit up??

ETA: holy shit
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FilmThreat's review. The comments are being brigaded by redditor arguments.
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ETA: 4chan came through on the CAM
Two things: Who thought the vagina eyed cyclops was a good idea and is this shit heap even worth pirating?
 
I'm watching it right now. This sucks even ignoring all the culture war stuff. Everything is dark and shadowy like every modern movie. Everything is too clean for being a bronze age story. It's like the cinematic equivalent of those "modern" minimalist houses where everything is sterile and empty and without character. The action is annoying because the camera cuts every two seconds. It's like a movie made for a severely ADHD child. Scenes have no time to breathe, it's juat cut cut cut cut. For example, the Laestrygonians look kind of cool but the fucking camera cuts so quickly you don't even get any time to look at them and appreciate the scene because it cuts every two seconds. It's a movie made up of everything that sucks about modern filmmaking. And the dialogue is just terrible, particularly Jon Bernthal. It's extremely funny how all the 4chan memes made 6 months ago about how he would talk in this movie turned out to be entirely correct.

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I am a dood. Hear me roar.

Oh my God, it's so terrible. It's like a little girl pretending to talk like a boy. Because it is a little girl trying to talk like a boy but we're all supposed to pretend otherwise.
 
Modern cinema loves ptsd as a plot device (as long as it's not happening when killing the correct targets) even if anyone involves with the film hasn't has never been near a battlefield, and would sooner believe a woman having ptsd for inconvenient social situation, than a soldier who served in the front line having one.

It's especially ridiculous when it's ptsd from slaughtering people in a siege. Even if we disregard it was a matter of fact that losing a siege was very bad for the defenders, soldiers don't have any sympathy left after a siege, especially one taking years. It's infinitely more likely to get one from seeing you friends slaughtered over months.
When Epic: The Musical decided to give Odysseus a Guilt Arc they had the common sense to make it specifically about Odysseus throwing Hector's infant son from the city walls while his mother watched, rather than the city's sacking as a whole. The boy reminds him of his own son at home and even though Odysseus knows that Astyanax can't be spared since he'll bring ruin to the Greeks, killing him haunts his conscience as a father. That is far more compelling than whatever the hell Nolan's cooked up, imo.
 
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I'm confused, are these niggers deadass bragging about critic score?
Time to tap the sign again.
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Also your reminder that if websites allow ai, or botting and including the ability to report reviews to not use it. Why can't people just watch the movies yourself for fuck sake, reviewers in general are the equivalent of those ads that day 4/5 dentists recommend, like what else are they gonna recommend, using a garden hose to clean your teeth?
 
Wait for whoever sat through this shit because they had the time or whatever.

Do they show Argos? Odysseus’s dog that basically loyally stands guard (or tries to) and basically dies with Odysseus having to deny the dog the chance of reuniting with his master? It is the archetypal “dog waiting for his master for years” and a metaphor for how shit Ithaca has become.

If it doesn’t have the dog, which basically makes you cheer for Odysseus killing the suitors and maids, it’s a shit movie.
Yeah they show Argos in like first five minutes.
But at that point it is before Odysseus comes back so idk if scene between Argos And Odysseus happens.
I have only watched first 15 minutes so far.
 
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