Nolan's The Odyssey - Potentially could be epic or an epic flop.

makes a joke about it launching 500 ships.
Wait, they actually do this? This is fucking retarded. How can people eat this low effort shit up??

ETA: holy shit
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ETA: 4chan came through on the CAM
 
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Who is Zendaya fucking to have so many high-profile roles?
Tom Holland.

And it's funny people thought Holland would play Odysseus bc he was going to have a main lead role. You can tell who didn't read the book.
I hate that I know this, but my ex used to watch it.
Zendaya is popular and gets a lot of roles because she was the main character of Euphoria. Euphoria is very female oriented and gave her a lot of screen time.

Kinda like when Game of Thrones was big and all the actors in that were getting tons of roles, To a lesser degree the chicks in Euphoria have the same situation going for them. especially because the series ended last month. This is why Sydney Sweeney got insanely popular as quick as she did.
Enough people like their acting styles that they jam her and Sydney into everything

Even without Tom Holland she managed to make her way into Dune somehow.
 
Zendaya is popular and gets a lot of roles because she was the main character of Euphoria. Euphoria is very female oriented and gave her a lot of screen time.
Ironically, she looks quite ugly in Euphoria, exactly like the memes that show she looks so bad. While everybody around her wears over the top make up and clothes, she's the plain one.

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Compare her looks in the show with how she gets primped for events.
 
Okay, I made it through about 20 seconds and I couldn't take anymore; I had to shut it off.

They don't BANG BANG BANG think it be BANG BANG BANG like it is BANG BANG BANG but it do BANG BANG BANG
A nigger banging a stick while speaking in modern niggerese is not a good way to start The Odyssey. Ellen also can not do anything other than frogvoice and you can see Nolan is really trying to set this up as some bad boys club right off the bat, I know they're younger but he's framing it as high school bullies.
 
Didn't see this posted, but Time Magazine dropped a negative review a few hours ago, probably the most scathing review I've seen from 'real media' critics.
The Odyssey is just another reason to despair

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"Eye glazing dud of a movie" is peak Nolan, lol

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Only one good scene, the Circe scene the trailers haven't shown at all.

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TLDR; seems like a boring slog of a film, even calls the Helen casting (while glazing the actress) tokenism.

Then ends the review by basically recommending you just read the book.
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Wait, they actually do this? This is fucking retarded. How can people eat this low effort shit up??

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They removed the video before I could copy it off twitter, damn DMCA. Anyway, the line, as I recall it, is:

Punisher sitting next to Spider-Man: "Hey, look kiddo, this is the face that launched 1000 ships." Grabs Felon's face, turns it to reveal her other cheek is scarred. "I guess it'll only launch 500 ships now, ha!"

Then Felon says something ebonic I couldn't catch. Nolan's so shit at dialogue, no wonder he hides it with bad sound-mixing.

I'm tempted to find a cam copy to pirate, just to grab more garbage clips.

Oh, looks like Time gave it a negative review:

Zendaya is popular and gets a lot of roles because she
is just ethnic enough to count toward DEI standards and pale enough to not scare off China, so you don't have to cover her face with a helmet on the Asian posters. You can have her play a wide range of ethnic roles without standing out too much. Basically the same reason Pedro Pascal gets cast in tons of shit.

She's also had better PR training than most actresses. Though I find her mid in appearance at best, she's never to my memory attacked the audience or dropped a diss track or attacked her employers. Even in this Odyssey marketing, she's basically been forgotten about, compared to the crazy shit some of the other actresses have been saying to get attention. I'm sure this also helps her get roles.
 
Punisher sitting next to Spider-Man: "Hey, look kiddo, this is the face that launched 1000 ships." Grabs Felon's face, turns it to reveal her other cheek is scarred. "I guess it'll only launch 500 ships now, ha!"

Then Felon says something ebonic I couldn't catch. Nolan's so shit at dialogue, no wonder he hides it with bad sound-mixing.
I hadn't reached that part yet, but holy god that's ridiculouslly bad. He should be embarrassd. Hell the actor should be embarrassed.

The CAM if you want it.
 
Zendaya definitely exploded because of Euphoria but Sydney Sweeney was in the mainstream for quite a few years before then mainly because of ZE BOOBA.

Also why the fuck is Hollywood so obsessed nowadays with casting geriatric grannies like Charlize Theron as some irresistible sirens? She was pretty when she was younger but she hasn't been a head-turning stunner for over a decade now.
 
/tv/ thread with it’s fair share of webm’s and mp4s. Quite possibly the most niggerlicious thing I’ve seen this year. Bad editing, bad lighting, legitimately “AY’ TELEMACHUS! DIS IS THE FACE THAT LAUNCHED A ‘DOUSAND SHIPS… OR IT WAS!” like a shitty meme, nigger bard being a nigger, and what not.




@Null if you want to culture war or raise your surprisingly low blood pressure with some gay retard shit for the podcast.

The cyclops looks like Mr. Frog’s Dad. The people in the thread edited it, but it is where my mind went to.
 
Zendaya is popular and gets a lot of roles because she was the main character of Euphoria.
Going to repeat what I said in the thread about why she gets many roles: Zendaya's character was the only one with half decent writing and that was because her character was Levinson's self-insert. Most people that saw Euphoria (most people with power that is) interpreted this as Zendaya being the most talented actress of the cast.
 
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