Nobody Says That

[Sped Xing]

Post a line of cliched dialogue that no one ever says in real life.

"With all due respect. . ."

 

[Professional Lurker]

"We can do this the easy way, or the hard way."
"I was born ready."
"There's no time to explain."
"You're gonna wanna see this..."
"Who are you and what have you done with..."

These are the cheesiest fucking things ever and I hated even typing them

 

[The Last Stand]

Get jiggy with it.

 

[NigKid]

"With all due respect. . ."
I say that sometimes... is the only cure suicide?

 

[Underperforming]

“This is where the fun begins”

 

[Distant Ranger]

"I love Jews & Israel"

 

[The Husbando Collector]

"voice like melted chocolate"

the only times i've seen anyone use them is in shitty romance novels written by horny housewives

 

[UncleFezziesPantsPuppet]

“That black family will not cause trouble”

 

[totallyrandomusername]

Post a line of cliched dialogue that no one ever says in real life.

"With all due respect. . ."

I have indeed said this regularly, usually in the context:

"With all due respect, you are a human sized pile of shit"

"With all due respect, the world would have been a better place if you'd been aborted"

"With all due respect, no one would fuck you, even with a stolen dick"

"With all due respect, all the money in the world couldn't make you less repulsive"

"With all due respect, just being in the same room with you makes me wish there was a suicide bomber present"

"With all due respect, you and your family are living proof that eugenics should have been implemented"

etc...

 

[Kabuki Actor]

"voice like melted chocolate"

the only times i've seen anyone use them is in shitty romance novels written by horny housewives

That is an unwholesome description, metaphor or not. Only a sicko would sound like edible feces.

 

[DerKryptid]

"LET'S GO BABYYYYYY"

 

[Tragi-Chan]

“What makes you say that?”

 

[Larkin N Likin]

"So anyway, how is your sex life?"

 

[Marissa Moira]

"I'm sorry honey, you were right about that"

 

[Sped Xing]

"This time, it's personal."

 

[Not Jewish Wario]

*Knocks on head*

"Hello! Anyone home?"

 

[DoomsdayElite]

"Let's get this party started!"

 

[The Last Stand]

No markeley.

 

[The Curmudgeon]

"I'm so hungry I could eat a horse!"

I've only heard it a few old cartoons. I hope I never hear it from another human being.

 

[Sped Xing]

"Cover me."