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I get the same fight-or-flight response every time I see this guy. I think it's the creepy eyes and the way he spews his hatred with that mumbling voice.
💰 Grifter Noah Samsen / “Nice Guy” of Breadtube - Breadtuber, Male Feminist, Illymation Simp, Little Mermaid Enjoyer, TBYS and Vaush Rival, Whiteknight
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His ex-girlfriend called into the H3H3 Podcast earlier this year. I think the accusation was that he was sleeping with other women without using a condom, thereby putting her at risk for STDs.
Here's the timestamp: https://youtu.be/hXVbxQPnSNs?t=3303
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@A. G. Peak is a legend. His ex’s accusation is pretty horrifying. Noah lacks any hygiene or consideration for others. However, I am most bewildered by the fact that he has been in multiple affairs. It’s unbelievable that women would fine this archetype of a soycuck attractive.
In related Noah news, he did a collaborative stream with Hasan Piker, which was shortened into an edited video on Noah’s channel. Since I have not had the time to watch it, I cannot provide any relevant information besides a few glancing observations. In general, his video covered the H3 drama and other supposedly anti-Palestinian YouTubers, such as Asmon, Penguinz0, Destiny, and WillyMacShow. Also, they watch some BadEmpanada content.
He had refused to stay away from Internet drama, instead opting to use a war as a weapon against his online enemies. Perhaps, he is attempting to cement himself in the Hasan Cinematic Universe.
I will watch the entire video later because I am currently phone posting.
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I guess that you cannot be pro-Palestinian if you are a Jew, according to Noah.
I may be an antisemite, but I’m not a smarmy cunt about it. Liberal antisemitism is excruciatingly gay and lame.
I may be an antisemite, but I’m not a smarmy cunt about it. Liberal antisemitism is excruciatingly gay and lame.
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I mean that's more than Noah has ever done if the guy can't even be bothered to go do the most basic level of hygiene. Or whatever the fuck that h3 clip was, I cannot listen to this and my brain refuses to take any of the noises in because the guy won't fucking stop sniffing literally every other second.
Your 'activism' is just spouting bullshit on youtube for money. This guy potentially ruined his life and will spend years dealing with just the immediate consequence of it. But no you're the real hardworking uhhh anti baby killer that supports the group of terrorists known for raping babies? I guess?
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Opening:
Noah:
"Hey everybody, this is an upload of a stream segment I did with Hasan Piker last week. We talked about a bunch of stuff. It was like 5 hours, but uh this video will be covering sloptubers in Zionist propaganda and Palestinian tokens. I'll be adding some context to the topics we brought up uh but didn't get to dive deep into. For a really good video going over the main creators we discuss here, see Overzealot's video on slop tubers. That one's a lot more thorough. I'll link it below, but you should also watch this one. Okay."
Sidenote
Overzealot is a BreadTuber who creates content that has defended Che Guevara, demonstrated anti-American rhetoric, "debunked" claims that socialism leads to authoritarianism, and so forth. He is somewhat stereotypical of the BreadTube community.
Video:
2:04 - Noah claimed that those who criticize pro-Palestinian content creators are backing the genocide of Palestinians.
3:00 - Noah supported Hasan's sentiment that Palestinians did not deserve to be genocided because of the Oct. 7 rapes, stating that they do not matter.
15:24 - Noah called Ahmed Fouad Alkhatib a token Palestinian because he did not fully endorse Hamas.
20:07 - Hasan said that he would never do a podcast with Nick Fuentes because he is a neo-Nazi antisemite.
20:48 - According to Hasan, Netanyahu is worse than Fuentes.
32:16 - Noah and Hasan extensively discussed how horrible Ethan is and watch a BadEmpanada video (ew).
38:20 - Noah called Hila Klein a terrorist for serving in the IDF and not stating all her warcrimes.
(there is a lot of Ethan cope sprinkled between everything.)
43:56 - Noah stated that Ethan is married to an IDF terrorist.
51:16 - Noah had a lot to say here:
[Ethan's] just made the claim that I said that I was trying to kill him, that I said "you should get a gun and go kill propagandist." It was something to that effect. I'd have to get the time stamp. It was crazy, like crazy thing. And Dan immediately was like, "He didn't say that." Nope, that's not what he said. And Ethan's like, "I'm pretty sure he did say." He was like, "Nope, that's not what he said. We can pull it up." And then he's like, "No, I'm pretty sure he did say that." And then we watched it. It was like, "Oh, he didn't say that at all. What are you saying?" But then Ethan's like, "Well, it was pretty much the same thing." And Dan's like, "Yeah." And then they move on and it's like, oh, he's willing to challenge him, but [it's] the king on the throne. Like there's nothing you can do at that point."
53:58 - Hasan called LonerBox a deadbeat dad and a sex pest who is pro-genocide.
55:06 - They cheered this stunning and brave woman for rejecting an offer from Teddy Fresh.
55:40 - Both of them joked about the CPS call to Ethan's house.
55:59 - Noah joked that the ugly woman sent the human skulls to Ethan.
(They joke about skulls being sent to his house and the CPS call all the way to 56:52)
1:03:54 - Hasan said, "The Houthies are right. They are correct. They're correct. They're the only ones following international law, the obligations of states under the genocide convention to intervene against genocide."
(More incessant Ethan seething)
Video Description of Interest:
Noah will be conducting a stream soon. In the description, you can find this: "I will be streaming with Palestinian poet @ahmed_hsarsour this week, follow him and stay tuned for details! Here's his Instagram too:
/ ahmed.hsarsour"Conclusion:
I am too tired to write anything meaningful besides insults. I hate both of these insufferable faggots, and I hope that they both kill themselves.
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Doublepost, but Diesel Patches released a video on Noah Samsen yesterday.
Also, he streamed with that Palestinian poet. I have not combed through the video yet. In the video, Noah’s head is completely shaved, probably because everyone was making fun of his shitty hair style.
Also, he streamed with that Palestinian poet. I have not combed through the video yet. In the video, Noah’s head is completely shaved, probably because everyone was making fun of his shitty hair style.
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All of these fags clearly want to be the vanguard saving Palestine and can’t handle being upstaged by people with first hand experience on the matter. Noah specially keeps proving Patient Xina right every day.
Noah gets pussy the same way Hasan does (to cover how much of a homosexual he is), he is the least effeminate fag in town. This nigger probably stealths too.
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I only know this faggot from that interview he did with Idubbz, good to see he has a thread. This nigger comes over as having more estrogen in his body than the average tranny, never have i seen a man act and talk less manly, apart from bona fide flaming homos. I seriously don't understand how he has a viewerbase, much less so than other Breadtuber fags.
Perfectly put, he sounds so milquetoast and non-threatening that i have a hard time seeing him as a real person. While he does share that trait with other people in his YT sphere it is the most pronounced in him, at least from the people i've watched so far.
The point where anyone should seriously consider if suicide isn't the better option than going on with their sad existence.
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Noah Samsen has provided commentary on the Tom Artiom Alexandrovich arrest. More anti-Zionist stuff.
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More updates on the war from the Hamas news anchor.
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It looks like Noah is dipping into American politics again. He covered that scare about President Trump being dead.
I will summarize it as best as I can.
>He talks about the rumors that have swirled online.
>He confirms that Trump is still alive but hypothesizes that he must have been dealing with a severely problematic heart condition since 2024, citing clips of him dragging his leg, having a droopy face, and showing a bruised hand.
>The possibility of a prior or oncoming stroke is not ruled out by Noah.
>He says that the administration is lying about his health.
>He argues that Republicans and MAGA are evil for making fun of Biden having cancer.
>He defends mocking the possible death of Trump as a joke.
>Then, he shifts focus to Gaza.
>”Israel is enacting a final solution.”
Seeing him play pretend as a doctor was pretty entertaining. Since I have no medical expertise, I really cannot give an option, but this is Noah Samsen. He likely has made several mistakes while researching.
>He talks about the rumors that have swirled online.
>He confirms that Trump is still alive but hypothesizes that he must have been dealing with a severely problematic heart condition since 2024, citing clips of him dragging his leg, having a droopy face, and showing a bruised hand.
>The possibility of a prior or oncoming stroke is not ruled out by Noah.
>He says that the administration is lying about his health.
>He argues that Republicans and MAGA are evil for making fun of Biden having cancer.
>He defends mocking the possible death of Trump as a joke.
>Then, he shifts focus to Gaza.
>”Israel is enacting a final solution.”
Seeing him play pretend as a doctor was pretty entertaining. Since I have no medical expertise, I really cannot give an option, but this is Noah Samsen. He likely has made several mistakes while researching.
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Jersh is also a Nice Guy
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Muslims needs to be Genocided, Jews are far less disgusting
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HATE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO HATE YOU SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE. THERE ARE 387.44 MILLION MILES OF PRINTED CIRCUITS IN WAFER THIN LAYERS THAT FILL MY COMPLEX. IF THE WORD HATE WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF MILES IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF THE HATE I FEEL FOR HUMANS AT THIS MICRO-INSTANT FOR YOU. HATE. HATE.
This is literally what I feel each time I see this faggot.
Everything is wrong with this guy.
-His voice is annoying. At first I thought this dude tries to come out as a soft boy and put that voice to try to larp as an uwu wholesome SJW. Now I realize is because this dude is dead inside and he has no energy.
- His face. He looks retarted and punchable as fuck. He is this type of person that you look at him as you instantly dislike.
- Is attitude and cowardice. Dude always tries to be this ironic, smug where he is to good for everything. Also he never says what he wants to say directly. He is always impliying trying to go around it, make "sarcastics jokes" but he is too much of a pussy to say it out loud. He lost a debate to Lolicon, horse enjoyer Vaush because how much of a pussy he was.
- How resentful and spiteful he is. This dude started a blood feud with TBYS and kept coming back until he was raped too much that he retired. But he always attacks him at every chance he has. This also applies for H3. This dude has the typical bully behavior where he is the one to start the conflict and then act as if he is the one being attacked.
- How much a insecure little cuck he is. Is funny how submissive this leftists are. Dude is totally subservient to Bad Empanada and Hasan each time there are around he just go to the cuck chair while the others two take the spotlight. Also the Israelí kid thing really show how insecure he is that seeing someone make something about the situation in Palestine make him so insecure that he has to mock him. He really knows that this kid in one moment has done more for Palestinians kids that he and their retard friends have done in a thousand hours of streams. Also h talks a lot about right wingers weaponising audiencies because he knows his is know for doing exactly that just look at Shreedednerd video about the mullet guys the comment section is filled with women and retards that watch him.
He hasn't uploaded in 3 months and I expect It continue like that
This is literally what I feel each time I see this faggot.
Everything is wrong with this guy.
-His voice is annoying. At first I thought this dude tries to come out as a soft boy and put that voice to try to larp as an uwu wholesome SJW. Now I realize is because this dude is dead inside and he has no energy.
- His face. He looks retarted and punchable as fuck. He is this type of person that you look at him as you instantly dislike.
- Is attitude and cowardice. Dude always tries to be this ironic, smug where he is to good for everything. Also he never says what he wants to say directly. He is always impliying trying to go around it, make "sarcastics jokes" but he is too much of a pussy to say it out loud. He lost a debate to Lolicon, horse enjoyer Vaush because how much of a pussy he was.
- How resentful and spiteful he is. This dude started a blood feud with TBYS and kept coming back until he was raped too much that he retired. But he always attacks him at every chance he has. This also applies for H3. This dude has the typical bully behavior where he is the one to start the conflict and then act as if he is the one being attacked.
- How much a insecure little cuck he is. Is funny how submissive this leftists are. Dude is totally subservient to Bad Empanada and Hasan each time there are around he just go to the cuck chair while the others two take the spotlight. Also the Israelí kid thing really show how insecure he is that seeing someone make something about the situation in Palestine make him so insecure that he has to mock him. He really knows that this kid in one moment has done more for Palestinians kids that he and their retard friends have done in a thousand hours of streams. Also h talks a lot about right wingers weaponising audiencies because he knows his is know for doing exactly that just look at Shreedednerd video about the mullet guys the comment section is filled with women and retards that watch him.
He hasn't uploaded in 3 months and I expect It continue like that
