No pain, just bears.

[pink cupcake frosting]

Just dangling

 

[Ventrue]

Young couple has their wedding at the zoo and the bear is ugly-crying.

 

[Tanuki Mixed Nuts]

 

[Crypt Kicker]

The lack of enthusiasm for this thread is unBEARable!

 

[Ughubughughughughughghlug]

Bears > Wolves

 

[Irrational Bounty Hunter]

anybody hear about that news story with the bear crawling into a house through a crawl space window and getting stuck on his way out?

 

[Paper Plates]

obligatory

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[PetiteFeet]

anybody hear about that news story with the bear crawling into a house through a crawl space window and getting stuck on his way out?Ver archivo adjunto 8250323

 

[Uncle Tom's Condo]

But these aren't black bears, so it's okay

Polar bears have black skin. Their fur is white so it captures whatever sunlight is available and sends it down their skin or something to that effect.

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Bears eat anadramous salmon and the salmon have worms and the worms then move into the bear intestines. This is why you gotta be careful when eating salmon caught in rivers and why most sushi is garbage farmed salmon bc it's worm-free. Friends don't let friends eat farmed salmon. Get wild ocean-caught salmon instead. No worms and it's has none of that mushy gross flesh to it.

 

[Crypt Kicker]

Bears > Wolves

Wolffags have been in need of being knocked down a peg or two I say.

 

[Crypt Kicker]

Agreed. I have an affinity for most predator animals, and if my life had developed like I used to dream of as a kid, I would've loved to work with preds at a scandinavian animal zoo not too far from where I live.
Bears are so cute. Why do they look so perfectly huggable when they could kill you with very little effort. It's not fair. I should be able to hug a bear any time I wish to.
My family and I once went to Bulgaria on holiday and I actually got to pet a bear. Sadly it was emaciated and it had a chain in its mouth. I'm sure it was heavily abused to be even remotely agreeable with its handler.

I want so badly to work with animals in some kind of capacity. I love the local wildlife, coyotes, fox, owl, raccoons, badgers, mountain lions. Bears are kinda rare this side of my home, but I still want to do something.
I just absolutely hate fucking grasshoppers though. Even feeding my lizard years ago was a problem because I fucking hate even looking at those fucking things.

 

[Clockwork]

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