No Nut November - General Thread For Every Year of NNN

[DoomsdayElite]

Already failed. Oh well, maybe next year.

 

[Dr. Sexbot]

I'd be in favor of a version of NNN where, in lieu of masturbating for a month, you just rail your spouse whenever you get the mood. "I have a headache" isn't allowed. Everyone's a winner.

I suppose I'd be dealing with a disproportionate number of Sexbot repairs in November, but that's beside the point.

 

[Mesh Gear Fox]

I'd be in favor of a version of NNN where, in lieu of masturbating for a month, you just rail your spouse whenever you get the mood

This is KF. Married people are in the minority.

 

[Bassomatic]

So retarded, I woke Mrs up and got a blowie.

We basically fought the woke/kikes.. or someting

I got blown and I won't play along.

 

[The Lawgiver]

Holy shit I forgot how this thread devolved quickly into people being like "uhhh why don't you masturbate? so you don't masturbate? why do you careabout masturbating? jacking off is natural!"

 

[long waters]

Huh, there's a thread on this? I didn't think anyone here was retarded autistic enough to try it AND talk about it, guess I was wrong

Having said that, I have been following this meme tradition for 4-5 years now. I've had some good years and some failed years. I mostly do it as a test of will and because why not. So far I think I'm somewhere between 7-10 days in? Not exactly keeping track, but started some time late October.

I'd be in favor of a version of NNN where, in lieu of masturbating for a month, you just rail your spouse whenever you get the mood. "I have a headache" isn't allowed. Everyone's a winner.

If you don't have a spouse does that mean you fail by default?

 

[ToroidalBoat]

"THAT'S A LOT OF NUTS! THAT'LL BE FOUR BUCKS, BABY! YOU WANT FRIES WITH THAT?"

 

[Frag Tag Mini 3]

WEAK!!!!! ALL OF YOU ARE WEAK!!! I went all of november and the first week of december and had no nuts. No hazle nuts, no pecans, no peanuts, and certainly no wall nuts! None of you would survive a real challenge like not masterbating for a month.

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

One reason why NNN was a success:



These are the kinds of women one might see in a dating market, and no one asked them about any of this in pic related.