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[Petronella]

Psychic worms ask a soldier to help them figure out their antivirus software.

 

[NailsOnAChalkboard]

You're forced to choose between your girlfriend or this freaky, trippy half-naked tribal chick you've just met

 

[RG 448]

Farcry 3.

You save the human race but are stranded in two chairs at once at the bottom of the ocean.

 

[DumbDosh]

Psychic worms ask a soldier to help them figure out their antivirus software.

Psychonauts?

Farcry 3.

You save the human race but are stranded in two chairs at once at the bottom of the ocean.

SOMA?

 

[admiral]

You travel a series of samey dungeons and caverns, defeating hordes of monsters with your anger issues.

 

[Darwin Watterson]

You travel back in time to leave your best friend to die, making most of what you've done throughout the game pointless.

 

[Damocles_Sword]

You travel a series of samey dungeons and caverns, defeating hordes of monsters with your anger issues.

Any Final Fantasy after 9?

You murder your son and all his friends.

 

[RG 448]

You travel back in time to leave your best friend to die, making most of what you've done throughout the game pointless.

Is that Life Is Strange?

 

[StarvingAutist]

Old schizophrenic man and creepy Chinese necromancer kill each other, then destroy the Earth, then do it again 100 years later.

Also your butler was a zombie terrorist.

 

[Darwin Watterson]

Is that Life Is Strange?

Yes

 

[DragoonSierra]

You kill some gods but you die leaving your child behind.

You beat the bad guy but are stuck on the moon.

You defeat Earths military forces single-handedly but your own people turn on you then you beat them too.

New York gets fucked and you are your own alien sister thanks to organ donation.

Parasite Eve.

Psychic worms ask a soldier to help them figure out their antivirus software.

RE4?

You travel back in time to leave your best friend to die, making most of what you've done throughout the game pointless.

Heroes Season 2?

 

[Petronella]

Psychonauts

RE4?

System Shock 2 :p

Turns out your friend wasn't really depressed, you were just reading way too much into his indie games. Also lamps.

 

[DumbDosh]

System Shock 2 :p

Turns out your friend wasn't really depressed, you were just reading way too much into his indie games. Also lamps.

The Beginner's Guide.

 

[DumbDosh]

Old schizophrenic man and creepy Chinese necromancer kill each other, then destroy the Earth, then do it again 100 years later.

Also your butler was a zombie terrorist.

Killer 7?

You beat the bad guy but are stuck on the moon.

Megaman Legends 2.

 

[StarvingAutist]

Killer 7?

No, Barbie Horse Adventures.

Of course it's killer7. That's just scratching the surface of the ending

 

[POWER IN MISERY]

you are stuck in a dream reliving the moments of your guilt

 

[Overcast]

You wake up, get shot and stabbed by some angry gentlemen, you turn into the devil, you get sucked up into a pool, and then become a baby for your girlfriend to adopt.

 

[Overchek]

You wake up, get shot and stabbed by some angry gentlemen, you turn into the devil, you get sucked up into a pool, and then become a baby for your girlfriend to adopt.

Shadow of the Colossus

You merge with a vast, god-like organic computer and fly into the sun.

 

[Count groudon]

A 10 year old and his bunch of pets defeat the national champions of the worlds greatest sport after swiftly defeating a criminal organization moments before.

 

[Dunsparce]

Your girlfriend was actually the clone of a princess with a nasty tick problem, the tick problem is solved via the power of music. Your girlfriend then starts wandering around Tokyo looking for you.