Nintendo Fanbase Stupidity General - Rants on the explosive fanbase

[Gamepad]

Figure out if you can hack it.

The modchips are basically unobtainium. Even the upcoming clones run the triple digits in price.

 

[Dojima's Dragon]

I want this just because the creator was outed as an EVIL Republican who donated to Trump and other R candidates. The politisperg salt would be hilarious especially because many of those people wanted FNAF prior to the controversy because it'd be great indie representation. There'd likely be a halfassed boycott attempt that goes nowhere.

Also unironically want Freddy in the game ( no I am not underage )

 

[Pissmaster]

Hey retards.

I found a Switch Lite a couple of months ago at my place of work, put in a claim and today they released it to me. The fuck can I do with a second Switch, even if it is a lesser Lite variant? It is yellow.

Proudly keep it in your junk drawer and take it out and look at it and say "lol i should do something with this" and then put it back and just do that every couple of years for the rest of your life

 

[Billy_Sama]

Proudly keep it in your junk drawer and take it out and look at it and say "lol i should do something with this" and then put it back and just do that every couple of years for the rest of your life

That is what I do with my PSP Vita.

 

[Alcatraz]

is 4k really that different?

It doesn't matter if it's barely noticeable, if it's an improvement, people want it. It's all about 'keeping up with the joneses' right? All of the buzzwords associated with progress and technological improvement will make someone feel good, because now they have it, too. The seething about the OLED is indicative of a greater want, and it's the audacity that the 'greatest video game company known to man' isn't putting out unrealistic-for-now expectations. Bloomberg made that stupid fucking post and everyone parroted it. It's what's in, it's what's popular.


They can't seem to fathom that it's the complete opposite. The WiiU failed *spectacularly* and Iwata footed the bill.

I guess I'm just astonished. The Vita had an OLED screen, too.

 

[The Last Stand]

Hey retards.

I found a Switch Lite a couple of months ago at my place of work, put in a claim and today they released it to me. The fuck can I do with a second Switch, even if it is a lesser Lite variant? It is yellow.

Can I have it, please?

 

[Coldgrip]

Use it to lure danger-hairs and soyboys into the back of your rusty, windowless van and murder them.

 

[Buttigieg2020]

Hey retards.

I found a Switch Lite a couple of months ago at my place of work, put in a claim and today they released it to me. The fuck can I do with a second Switch, even if it is a lesser Lite variant? It is yellow.

Play doom eternal while taking a shit on a public bus

 

[Mike Stoklasa]

Make some Animal Crossing islands and have 2 different ones with different themes since you’re only allowed one island per console.

This was an idea I had, as well as getting the other Pokemon game so I don't have to interact with people to evolve my legion of Gravelers and Machokes.

 

[NerdShamer]

Whining about Nintendo and accessibility.

 

[Marissa Moira]

Whining about Nintendo and accessibility.

Well motion controls are ass, but lol@ being a leftie.

Like games require the use of both hands, so you wind up developing ambidexterity for many things.

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

Well motion controls are ass, but lol@ being a leftie.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=ZP-yTkS0U7o
Like games require the use of both hands, so you wind up developing ambidexterity for many things.

The funny thing about the clip in question is that Link is one of the more famous left handed characters in video game history. I’m not sure what else Nintendo can do for people that complain about not wanting to always use both hands.

 

[Megaroad 2012]

Hey retards.

I found a Switch Lite a couple of months ago at my place of work, put in a claim and today they released it to me. The fuck can I do with a second Switch, even if it is a lesser Lite variant? It is yellow.

Mike, are you sure you didn't just bully Rich for his?

 

[Grey Donovan]

I sold a pair of unopened amiibos the other day for ~$130.

They were Splatoon characters which will probably be restocked when Splatoon 3 comes out. Not my fault that Nintendo fans don’t have any foresight.

 

[Mike Stoklasa]

Mike, are you sure you didn't just bully Rich for his?

 

[Gamepad]

Following up on that thing about ordering a 64gb part since the OLED announcement made them common place:
Had no real reason to do it other than as a flex, but now I can say "Why need an OLED Switch?" That was only 15$ too.

 

[Judge Dredd]

The Switch Pro cope is real.

The top comment

Analysts: Switch Pro is coming in 2021!
[Switch OLED announced]
Analysts: Switch Pro is coming in 2022!

Just need to shift the goalposts a bit to keep your "job" I guess!

 

[Lambda 11]

Nintendo fans are notoriously easy to manipulate.

If only you knew how bad things are.

The Redditor/Nintendo Switch meme exists for good reason.

 

[Milwaukee Macho Man]

They were Splatoon characters which will probably be restocked when Splatoon 3 comes out. Not my fault that Nintendo fans don’t have any foresight.

As someone who makes a lot of money selling shit on ebay, it's not about lack of foresight it's about lack of patience.

They want it at any cost right NOW

 

[Jordi El Nino Polla]

The Redditor/Nintendo Switch meme exists for good reason.

There's a reason why there is a schism in the Nintendo fanbase. And these jackhole consoomers are why.