🍗 Deathfat Nikocado Avocado / Nicholas Perry - Formerly Fat Faggot who cried because he ate and ate because he cried.

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Better out than in, right?

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Tathagata dijo:
What makes Nik so contemptible is that he has actual skill and presence, even if it's just in faggy theatrics. He doesn't need to destroy his body and promote extreme obesity to be successful, but he does anyways. This segment is actually funny.
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Truth. Also, he actually uploads every day. He makes special vids in holidays. He gained however much weight- this dude is hardcore and tries. Like. Thats some fucking drive. Chantal and amber dont do that. They dont try anywhere as hard. This dude went ride or die and chose to die.

Lol. I hope he does lose it and get wls. Hed beat alllll the gorls. But. Thats all rainbows and im drunk so. Im prolly realllll rainbowy rn.
 
I went back to watch one of his older videos when he was depressed because the internet sided with Soo, and just the difference in the size of his fat hands is pretty remarkable. I don't think even if he wanted to play his violin he could fit it under his chins or manage the frets. He's already complained recently about his fingers being too fat to use the fast food apps on his phone easily.

Funny to see him trying to work around YT's moving toward demonetizing mukbangs by referring to his recent gorge as a "taste test challenge." An hour of him repeating the same comments about the same shit pizza he always orders isn't going to prove lucrative in the long run.
 
Teeter dijo:
I don't think even if he wanted to play his violin he could fit it under his chins or manage the frets. He's already complained recently about his fingers being too fat to use the fast food apps on his phone easily.
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There are concert violinists who became obese, with big, meaty hands, who continued to play beautifully. They kept up on practicing daily, however, and didn't allow month after to month to lapse before resuming. Nick has been away from his violin for so long, and has gained so much weight, that I doubt his fat lazy ass has the stamina to hold his violin up for hours anymore.

As far as his extra chins--that just means he'll need a shorter shoulder rest, or perhaps none at all.

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Discarded Whopper dijo:
Has he been banned or removed from IG? I don’t see him on my follow list or search option on 2 accounts. Sorry if late/incorrect.

edit: it seems I am late on this, sorry.
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It’s fine. You can thank a certain farmer here for doing a big brain move and reporting his IG account. They must have gotten their post and any posts related to it deleted. Not gonna say their username but they know who they are.

Honestly, it’s not much of a loss. He has a fuck ton of social medias and he’ll be back with a sob story about getting his IG deleted so more content for us.
 
Grape_Soda dijo:
It’s fine. You can thank a certain farmer here for doing a big brain move and reporting his IG account. They must have gotten their post and any posts related to it deleted. Not gonna say their username but they know who they are.

Honestly, it’s not much of a loss. He has a fuck ton of social medias and he’ll be back with a sob story about getting his IG deleted so more content for us.
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“INSTAGRAM DELETED MY PROFILE AND BREAKING UP WITH ORLIN| CHEESECAKE FACTORY MUKBANG *NOT FOR KIDS*”
 
Vastly Amused dijo:
There are concert violinists who became obese, with big, meaty hands, who continued to play beautifully. They kept up on practicing daily, however, and didn't allow month after to month to lapse before resuming. Nick has been away from his violin for so long, and has gained so much weight, that I doubt his fat lazy ass has the stamina to hold his violin up for hours anymore.

As far as his extra chins--that just means he'll need a shorter shoulder rest, or perhaps none at all.

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Former violin fag. First, the violin has no frets, it has a fingerboard and you need to memorize it by ear. There are no guides to go by.

Second, the above poster is right. Concert violinists need hours and hours to practice in order to maintain their skills.

Third, the trouble with fat fingers is that the higher up you go, the space between the fingers is less and less. First position (lowest part your hand plays) has the widest spaces between fingers and it only gets increasing more different from there. If it is sorta difficult for a newbie, it is even more difficult for fat fingers.

Niks obesity may affect his bow hold and he would probably sweat all over the chin rest and he doesnt have the stamina to do it. Violin is hard work even for pros, nevermind a fat ass who hasn't played in years. I cant imagine how double stops, tenths and chords would go with sausage fingers.
 
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Just when I think his videos cannot get any more cringe worthy, they do. Is it for the views? The publicity? He sure gets a lot of drama channels going off about him and how he's fallen off the deep end to insanity and morbid obesity. It's like a soap opera, but all you get to see is people consuming food, making low-key porn with said food, and having the mental tantrums of a sugar high spoiled five-year-old.
 
How long can a human go on eating like this honestly? His body must be in crisis mode internally. I mean he has to be to be pre diabetes on top of high cholesterol and high blood pressure at this point.
Also you people making the scooter shops are heroes. But also I’m disappointed no one has thrown him into the Tron light bike scene yet. Missed opportunity for sure.
 
BallBuster dijo:
How long can a human go on eating like this honestly? His body must be in crisis mode internally. I mean he has to be to be pre diabetes on top of high cholesterol and high blood pressure at this point.
Also you people making the scooter shops are heroes. But also I’m disappointed no one has thrown him into the Tron light bike scene yet. Missed opportunity for sure.
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Honestly, if I’m going through what Nikocado is going through, I’d be begging to be euthanized because I know no human body would be able to withstand the amount of calories, etc.

If you are able to somehow live like Nikocado Avocado, either you got nerves of steel (via pure willpower or painkillers?) or you enjoy being a fat piece of shit.
 
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